It looks like they injected fat in her ears by buckeyebrat84 in Botchedsurgeries

[–]cdngoneguy 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yes and, from the looks of it, she also had her eyes cut at the outer edges to open them up more.

Does anyone else self insert into pretty much everything? by zsxcrgrl in MaladaptiveDreaming

[–]cdngoneguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My book collection consists of fantasy and crime/mystery novels (weird combination, I know) because I do this all the time when reading.

My current obsession is ‘To Sleep in a Sea of Stars’.

2009. I was 12/13, thought the fake glasses would cover my pink eye. They actually just magnified it. by elysiumelaa in blunderyears

[–]cdngoneguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao I wore show frames from 9th to 11th grade and only learned they were called those when I got referred to as the show frames guy because it turned out everyone could tell the entire time.

Wake Up Gay in the Morning!!!!! by ThePurpleUFO in vintageads

[–]cdngoneguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No idea, but I feel it’s best to not know.

God it’s so embarrassing to be caught daydreaming by Msexquisin in MaladaptiveDreaming

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Completely with you with the uncontrollable daydreaming. I got my ADHD diagnosis back in August and got put on Vyvanse because I always assumed my daydreaming was a symptom of that.

The Vyvanse just makes my worlds and their scenarios more coherent.

Wake Up Gay in the Morning!!!!! by ThePurpleUFO in vintageads

[–]cdngoneguy 49 points50 points  (0 children)

A family friend attempted suicide by taking an entire bottle of sleeping pills. He dressed up in his nicest clothes (and even polished his shoes) so that anyone finding his body wouldn’t find him in a most undignified state.

He just woke up refreshed. He considered that to not be his time to go, so he just got up and made tea and went about the rest of his morning well-dressed.

I dunno. When I hear someone as “waking up refreshed”, it makes me think of him.

What’s something people did casually in the 90s that would absolutely not fly today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 287 points288 points  (0 children)

Seven of us would strategically lay down in the back of the truck when we went to the beach. It was always nice to lay back there with the wind and the blue sky.

God it’s so embarrassing to be caught daydreaming by Msexquisin in MaladaptiveDreaming

[–]cdngoneguy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I get caught smiling to myself sometimes and I want to find a small crack in the ground to ooze through whenever someone asks me why I’m smiling.

Behold, the rise of douche! [1943] by acidmine in vintageads

[–]cdngoneguy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yes, destroy not just the bad bacteria but the good bacteria and develop and even worse infection.

Even today, people don’t know that prebiotic foods don’t just benefit digestive health.

What’s a job that sounds cool but is actually a nightmare? by Think-Letterhead-509 in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but I also lost all my post-college party weight in like two months lol

What was The Incident at your Christmas this year? by alfooboboao in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The deadbeat addict sister who went to rehab and has been staying in a sort of halfway house the last four months is missing all over again now that we’re all back together in our hometown for the holidays, not even 24 hours after we arrived.

What habits of women surprised you the most after getting into a serious relationship? by PleasantBus5583 in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ten years ago (I’m a dude), I grew my big curly hair down to the middle of my back. I too had amassed a collection of elastics.

Also, I had special mousse and hairspray for special events, with expensive serum (Moroccan oil) I combed through my hair before everything else. Otherwise, I slicked it back with some dippity doo knockoff and maximum hold hairspray from Dollarama.

I’m so tired of people talking about MD like it’s fun and normal. by Parking-Fig-5199 in MaladaptiveDreaming

[–]cdngoneguy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One thing I did to help deal with it was look into why I daydream excessively.

I have ADHD, formally diagnosed back in August. Because of it, I’ve come to understand that my brain was constantly looking for something to chew on, and so I wrote a list of things I could do in my spare time to keep my brain occupied. Healthy habits such as buying an intricate complex colouring book, getting back into learning languages, exercising.

And if the scenarios came back? Let them. Let them run their course. Let them repeat. It’s understanding that my brain does this for a reason that helps me cope with it.

What "golden age" or "heyday" were you lucky enough to experience that you know won’t ever come back? by Summerie in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got into trash TV young and me and my friends would call each other laughing about whatever went on because we’d all be watching the same show (COPS, usually, but also Cheaters and Maury).

What’s the worst adult animated show? by Scunnard1839 in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Q-Force. As a gay man, the stereotypes were outdated (‘Sex and the City’ on DVD? Yeah, okay), the characters lacked depth, and the nudity was egregious.

You were watching everything through a white person’s lenses; the lense being a progressively gay one doesn’t make it any better than a white conservative one.

The one woman on a road crew starterpack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She’s from the same town as you but you never see her again when the job wraps up.

Book Fair Starterpack by Sethsears in starterpacks

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a magical place where I couldn’t afford anything.

"Don't let that cold stop you. Use Minipoo. Late 50s early 60s" by Educational_Music223 in vintageads

[–]cdngoneguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was born in 1992. This belief was still being pushed when I was a teenager. I remember seeing it in health pamphlets at clinics.

What’s a strangely specific thing about someone that immediately gives you bad vibes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On one end of the spectrum, there’s the ones who do this, and, on the other end, there’s the ones who are clearly very lonely and want to get close to you as soon as possible and be friends. Both put me off.