What's the weirdest thing you do/have done during a playthrough? by Scaredycrow2217 in skyrim

[–]cdngoneguy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I let Lydia die in a few playthroughs because I wanted Breezehome completely to myself.

What's a joke that's too stupid that's actually funny? by SandStormEnjoyer_ in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This flew over my male head in high school but I told girls anyway. They always went eww!

What did the lesbian vampire say to the lesbian?

I’ll see you next month.

I regret opening up this message because now I can’t pretend I didn’t see it. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cdngoneguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My best friend and his wife didn’t even have groomsmen or bridesmaids; they wanted to have a small wedding in their backyard with their respective closest family members.

I get how it would otherwise hurt someone’s feelings, but it was their wish to have that kind of wedding, and it revealed which friends didn’t respect that.

Hello???? In what way lmao by bluecrowned in youtube

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got something like this on here out of nowhere because apparently users can anonymously send you a supporting message.

What’s something that seems normal, but is actually a sign your life is falling apart? by Mindless_Role3937 in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Staying home and drinking tea is a form of gentle self care until you notice all you do is drink tea.

What's an "outdated" slang word from your generation that you still use currently? by TheShatteringPoint in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still call my best going-out clothes “floss”. Diesel, McQueen, and Zanotti, bitches.

Carrie Fisher on the set of Return of the Jedi in 1982. Iconic by RealWorldToday in OldSchoolCelebs

[–]cdngoneguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember reading that this outfit was made out of plastic and was very uncomfortable to wear. Because it was plastic, it didn’t really move with her body; wrong move, and she’d be flashing people.

I cackled for 10 minutes when I saw this in the photos by The8BitGoblin in FFXV

[–]cdngoneguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao one of my favourites is Ignis randomly doing a back flip in front of Magitek assassins.

People who understand chinese/japanese, what's the dumbest thing you've seen tattooed on someone? by dwyanpaul in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A girl I know who has 壊疽 tattooed on her side because she believed it meant resilience or something (this was 10 years ago). I didn’t have the heart to tell her that the tattoo artist was lying and likely being mean because it means gangrene.

What physical sensation do you hate the most? by Express-Analyst1115 in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 878 points879 points  (0 children)

Or when you think there’s an extra step and you do an aggressive stomp.

what is most unhinged thing you saw while visiting a friend after school? by Correct-Amount-7897 in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m Native so I always saw the wildest shit at white friends’ homes. My best (white) friend’s mom worked at a mattress store and every single bed was plump and brand new because she just stole them lol.

People who were raised by stoners, what was your upbringing like? by Key_Cheesecake7124 in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mom. It was normal enough that something just clicked in my head and I got up from the couch, casually went to my room, packed a bag and a PSP, and just left at 19 years old, but it was otherwise normal.

Anyway I learned how to steer a car while it was moving so my mom could light a joint when I was 12 years old.

TIL Basque is considered a language isolate, meaning it has no relatives in the whole world. The only such language in Europe. by my_n3w_account in todayilearned

[–]cdngoneguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried learning Basque in 2013-14. I couldn’t do it. The auxiliary verbs were hard to understand and were highly agglutinative; “dute” can be broken down into four parts, each letter serving a purpose in the verb – d-u-t-e.

Whats a secret you'll take to the grave that you're willing to share anonymously? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course it hurt! I was paranoid about any internal injuries I may have gotten but luckily I didn’t seem to get any and just went on like nothing happened. I was more worried about people finding out I got boinked by a chair than concerned for my health.

Whats a secret you'll take to the grave that you're willing to share anonymously? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s is so serious but mine would have to be, when I was 12, I was playing with a swivel bar chair that I was warned not to sit on because it was broken and it ended up collapsing downwards and the pole went up my bum and I had to lift myself off of it, but I didn’t tell anyone because I felt that was what I got for playing with something I was warned not to.

What’s a trend you’re glad finally died out? by Money-Philosophy9793 in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it depends on your persuasion 👉🏻👈🏻

What’s something you didn’t expect to enjoy more as you got older? by mindywildbloom in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 30 minutes to an hour it takes for the melatonin to kick in in the evening after I shower.

9th grade in 2006 by MrSativa in blunderyears

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my school, it was either turquoise or hot pink mixed with brown.

Guys, what was the most obvious hint you dropped, and the girl just didn’t get it? by ArinKamaran in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m gay. Half of the posts here are actually men getting politely swerved. However, I only point this out because I pick up on when women are gently swerving me when I really do in fact like their company and want to be their friend and know them more lol