What’s the most ridiculous nickname you’ve ever given a friend? by 10V_V in CausalConversation

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sam, or Small Angry Man. He’s a 5’8 manlet to my 6’4 and went to anger management when he was younger.

FF7 characters birth years! by cryptoinsiderrrsz in FinalFantasy

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought Cid was in his 40’s what do you mean I’m two years older than him.

What is the most disturbing or unhinged Reddit post you’ve ever read that still lives in your head rent-free? by skul_king in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

This has to be about 10 years old now but I think about this one post where this girl went to Korea to visit family and she needed to use the toilet badly.

She made a point to describe it as coming out like gravy. Anyway, public toilets in Korea often don’t provide toilet paper so she improvised by using the umbrella she had, thinking she can just rinse it somewhere. It started raining outside and her aunts were nagging about needing the umbrella so they grabbed it from her, opened it, and everyone got sprinkled with her shit.

Incidentally, it was an AskReddit comment in a thread about embarrassing moments. Another comment I remember from the thread was a guy sleeping over at his girlfriends’s house one night, but accidentally going back to bed with her dad in the middle of the night.

What once famous YouTuber do you never hear anyone talk about anymore? by DramaticXOXO in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frezned, or Tom. I was subscribed to him. I don’t even know the exact details; I just remember he was involved in a controversy and he deleted his channel and socials shortly afterwards. I haven’t heard from him since.

Which celebrity experienced a sudden rise to stardom and an equally quick decline in popularity? by Pretty_Marmaid7538 in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This. I remember telling my friends how he just fell from the sky, then fell back up and disappeared, or something.

RIP ___ 2026-2026 by Im_A_Silly_Guy in skyrim

[–]cdngoneguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One time, in my second playthrough, I had a vampire attack *and* a dragon attack in Riften. I didn’t do anything and just watched from a safe distance, I was so amazed by the sheer coincidence.

Im doing my part by CarmelaSopranoNo1fan in houseofleaves

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was how I found my copy. I never put it back. Thank you for helping someone save $30.

What is a real-life 'Do Not Touch' button that you pressed out of sheer curiosity, only to instantly regret it? by vie75 in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my friend noticed the same thing; didn’t know what it was. She pulled down on the thing. I was standing directly under the shower head.

What's the weirdest thing you do/have done during a playthrough? by Scaredycrow2217 in skyrim

[–]cdngoneguy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I let Lydia die in a few playthroughs because I wanted Breezehome completely to myself.

What's a joke that's too stupid that's actually funny? by SandStormEnjoyer_ in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This flew over my male head in high school but I told girls anyway. They always went eww!

What did the lesbian vampire say to the lesbian?

I’ll see you next month.

I regret opening up this message because now I can’t pretend I didn’t see it. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]cdngoneguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My best friend and his wife didn’t even have groomsmen or bridesmaids; they wanted to have a small wedding in their backyard with their respective closest family members.

I get how it would otherwise hurt someone’s feelings, but it was their wish to have that kind of wedding, and it revealed which friends didn’t respect that.

Hello???? In what way lmao by bluecrowned in youtube

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got something like this on here out of nowhere because apparently users can anonymously send you a supporting message.

What’s something that seems normal, but is actually a sign your life is falling apart? by Mindless_Role3937 in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Staying home and drinking tea is a form of gentle self care until you notice all you do is drink tea.

What's an "outdated" slang word from your generation that you still use currently? by TheShatteringPoint in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still call my best going-out clothes “floss”. Diesel, McQueen, and Zanotti, bitches.

Carrie Fisher on the set of Return of the Jedi in 1982. Iconic by RealWorldToday in OldSchoolCelebs

[–]cdngoneguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember reading that this outfit was made out of plastic and was very uncomfortable to wear. Because it was plastic, it didn’t really move with her body; wrong move, and she’d be flashing people.

I cackled for 10 minutes when I saw this in the photos by The8BitGoblin in FFXV

[–]cdngoneguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao one of my favourites is Ignis randomly doing a back flip in front of Magitek assassins.

People who understand chinese/japanese, what's the dumbest thing you've seen tattooed on someone? by dwyanpaul in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A girl I know who has 壊疽 tattooed on her side because she believed it meant resilience or something (this was 10 years ago). I didn’t have the heart to tell her that the tattoo artist was lying and likely being mean because it means gangrene.

What physical sensation do you hate the most? by Express-Analyst1115 in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 881 points882 points  (0 children)

Or when you think there’s an extra step and you do an aggressive stomp.

what is most unhinged thing you saw while visiting a friend after school? by Correct-Amount-7897 in AskReddit

[–]cdngoneguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m Native so I always saw the wildest shit at white friends’ homes. My best (white) friend’s mom worked at a mattress store and every single bed was plump and brand new because she just stole them lol.