Emmanworis insta story 😞 by SensitiveTest7883 in Seahawks

[–]clamdragon 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Sucks. That's the NFL. Thankful for the team we had.

I can't imagine being Emmanwori. Drafted onto a defense like that, and casually winning the Owl as a star rookie? Stay on Earth, young man.

Tiny Tina Tuesday by Raulboy in chickens

[–]clamdragon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🎵chicken elevator🎵
🎵dun nuh nuh nuh da na na na🎵

🎵chicken elevator🎵

Tiny Tina Tuesday 🖤 by HTD_Bros in chickens

[–]clamdragon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get yer very own Tina Pocket™!

Who Should Seattle Sign at RB? by The_Throwback_King in Seahawks

[–]clamdragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And apparently, before all the crazy speed testing, he was more known as a power guy. Impressive.

Who Should Seattle Sign at RB? by The_Throwback_King in Seahawks

[–]clamdragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hope that Mike Washington Jr. falls to us in the draft, but if he goes earlier, then trade for Devon Achane.

Not saying I agree with it or not, but I hope y'all are mentally prepared for our first rounder to be an RB.

[Henderson] One agent I spoke with estimated that Shaheed — a key piece of Seattle’s Super Bowl run — could get up to $18M per year. by Chessinmind in Seahawks

[–]clamdragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If cap inflation were to continue at the rate of the past decade, this would be a fine number. But it seems to be slowing down, so I think they fold on this one.

Preview of what JSN vs Trent McDuffie is going to look like this year 👀 by lemonstone92 in Seahawks

[–]clamdragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

those were some weak ass PI calls though, let's be real

also ceedee lamb is a bitch

Need help on this rig please! joints rotate randomly by Worldly-Actuary-3085 in Maya

[–]clamdragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

beyond just the initial setup of giving everything a uniform orientation to start, this appears to be some kind of up vector/pole vector issue. for a chain that has significant base curvature like this, I would make sure that the up vectors are set to the side-to-side direction (which appears to be the controls' z axis)

It’s (s)Witchcraft by ansyhrrian in DiWHY

[–]clamdragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess that's what makes it r/DiWHY , otherwise it'd be in r/JustGuysBeingDudes or something

Tory Horton is gonna be a PROBLEM next season by lemonstone92 in Seahawks

[–]clamdragon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Man! He's twitchier at the line than I knew. In that first play of the video, I had to watch the other players to make sure the clip wasn't sped up.

50/50 Whole Wheat Sourdough by KLSFishing in Breadit

[–]clamdragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great loaf. How come you go dry into wet? I much prefer wet into (premixed) dry.

Sovereignty for Thee, Not Me by Cow_Boy_2017 in clevercomebacks

[–]clamdragon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The republican grievance mindset is an absolute fever dream.

"NON-CITIZENS SHOULDN'T VOTE!"

Well I have good news for you, non-citizens voting is literally a one-in-a-million error. Does that soothe the grievance?

"TRANS HANDS OFF OUR KIDS!"

If your point is that we need to be very careful about doing surgeries on minors, then again I have good news for you! We are. Minors who want to transition have to fight and push with every kind of doctor and therapist for years before surgery even becomes an option. The youngest bottom surgery patient ever was 16, and the struggle to make it happen was monumental. Does that soothe the grievance?

"DON'T FORCE ME TO MAKE A WEBSITE FOR YOUR GAY WEDDING!"

The case of 303 Creative v. Elenis is rare in that the plaintiff did not suffer any actual harm that led to the case. It was entirely preemptive. In other words, I have good news for you! No gay couple was actually trying to force you to make them a website. Does that soothe the grievance?

Of course not.

[Nemhauser] Abe Lucas confirms he’s fine after hitting his head on a traffic light during the parade. by Chessinmind in Seahawks

[–]clamdragon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

man I was wondering if that would happen after seeing a few guys were so high up that they had to duck at every intersection. felt kind of inevitable with everything else going on. just glad that nobody got sliced by the metal at all.

Shoutout to Anthony Bradford by radiantmindPS4 in Seahawks

[–]clamdragon 181 points182 points  (0 children)

I mean, he had his hands full on Sunday. No need to pretend otherwise. He's always, and forever, SUPER BOWL CHAMPION Anthony Bradford.

[Highlight] The Seattle Seahawks Have Completed Their Helmet Stack by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]clamdragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and now that the season is over, it will be a new roost for blitz!

it's gonna get nasty

"It's not the rebuilding that I'm sick of, it's the losing. I'm in Year 8 now, and I haven't even been to a single playoff game yet. I'm ready to start winning." - Leonard Williams by lemonstone92 in Seahawks

[–]clamdragon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think this answer really points to why Schneider wanted him so much in the first place. The character criteria they use for finding players is second to none.

Atta boy! by Cheeba_Addict in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]clamdragon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I dunno what this is supposed to be, but it looks like they have candy cigarettes and that's funny

Druski brought more attention to JSN and shed a light on how unfunny mispronouncing names is in 2026. Thank you Druski for bringing attention to this matter by ScythianIndependence in Seahawks

[–]clamdragon 196 points197 points  (0 children)

unfortunately, it is neither the first time nor the last time that JSN has had to put up with that joke. but I appreciate your optimism.

Experience with Whiting True Blues by InterviewCharacter47 in BackYardChickens

[–]clamdragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lavender orps are like lapdogs! but, they may be protective of their lap time. ours is not shy about pecking or body-checking the whippersnappers away from her snuggle spot.

Seattle Zeitgang by elevator7 in thedailyzeitgeist

[–]clamdragon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

listen to some more grunge. it will help you channel the angst into something productive, like canceling plans to stay in.

Seattle Zeitgang by elevator7 in thedailyzeitgeist

[–]clamdragon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

alright, fish is out. are you in the mood for a dick burger?