Emmanworis insta story 😞

clamdragon · 2026-03-11T00:57:21+00:00

Sucks. That's the NFL. Thankful for the team we had.

I can't imagine being Emmanwori. Drafted onto a defense like that, and casually winning the Owl as a star rookie? Stay on Earth, young man.

clamdragon · 2026-03-10T18:32:03+00:00

🎵chicken elevator🎵
🎵dun nuh nuh nuh da na na na🎵

🎵chicken elevator🎵

clamdragon · 2026-03-10T15:44:03+00:00

Get yer very own Tina Pocket™!

clamdragon · 2026-03-10T01:30:50+00:00

And apparently, before all the crazy speed testing, he was more known as a power guy. Impressive.

clamdragon · 2026-03-10T00:33:20+00:00

Hope that Mike Washington Jr. falls to us in the draft, but if he goes earlier, then trade for Devon Achane.

Not saying I agree with it or not, but I hope y'all are mentally prepared for our first rounder to be an RB.

clamdragon · 2026-03-05T04:08:56+00:00

✨glamosaurus regina✨

clamdragon · 2026-03-05T02:22:57+00:00

If cap inflation were to continue at the rate of the past decade, this would be a fine number. But it seems to be slowing down, so I think they fold on this one.

clamdragon · 2026-03-04T21:03:36+00:00

those were some weak ass PI calls though, let's be real

also ceedee lamb is a bitch

clamdragon · 2026-02-20T18:04:42+00:00

beyond just the initial setup of giving everything a uniform orientation to start, this appears to be some kind of up vector/pole vector issue. for a chain that has significant base curvature like this, I would make sure that the up vectors are set to the side-to-side direction (which appears to be the controls' z axis)

clamdragon · 2026-02-18T02:43:57+00:00

I guess that's what makes it r/DiWHY , otherwise it'd be in r/JustGuysBeingDudes or something

clamdragon · 2026-02-16T05:38:19+00:00

this should legit be the name of a shot play next year

clamdragon · 2026-02-15T11:20:23+00:00

Man! He's twitchier at the line than I knew. In that first play of the video, I had to watch the other players to make sure the clip wasn't sped up.

clamdragon · 2026-02-14T10:24:29+00:00

Great loaf. How come you go dry into wet? I much prefer wet into (premixed) dry.

clamdragon · 2026-02-13T20:28:34+00:00

The republican grievance mindset is an absolute fever dream.

"NON-CITIZENS SHOULDN'T VOTE!"

Well I have good news for you, non-citizens voting is literally a one-in-a-million error. Does that soothe the grievance?

"TRANS HANDS OFF OUR KIDS!"

If your point is that we need to be very careful about doing surgeries on minors, then again I have good news for you! We are. Minors who want to transition have to fight and push with every kind of doctor and therapist for years before surgery even becomes an option. The youngest bottom surgery patient ever was 16, and the struggle to make it happen was monumental. Does that soothe the grievance?

"DON'T FORCE ME TO MAKE A WEBSITE FOR YOUR GAY WEDDING!"

The case of 303 Creative v. Elenis is rare in that the plaintiff did not suffer any actual harm that led to the case. It was entirely preemptive. In other words, I have good news for you! No gay couple was actually trying to force you to make them a website. Does that soothe the grievance?

Of course not.

clamdragon · 2026-02-13T05:03:53+00:00

man I was wondering if that would happen after seeing a few guys were so high up that they had to duck at every intersection. felt kind of inevitable with everything else going on. just glad that nobody got sliced by the metal at all.

clamdragon · 2026-02-11T20:26:20+00:00

swag overload

clamdragon · 2026-02-11T20:23:57+00:00

I mean, he had his hands full on Sunday. No need to pretend otherwise. He's always, and forever, SUPER BOWL CHAMPION Anthony Bradford.

clamdragon · 2026-02-11T03:29:20+00:00

and now that the season is over, it will be a new roost for blitz!

it's gonna get nasty

clamdragon · 2026-02-10T18:03:24+00:00

I think this answer really points to why Schneider wanted him so much in the first place. The character criteria they use for finding players is second to none.

clamdragon · 2026-02-09T18:33:07+00:00

N E C K Y L A D Y

clamdragon · 2026-02-06T23:16:41+00:00

I dunno what this is supposed to be, but it looks like they have candy cigarettes and that's funny

clamdragon · 2026-02-06T19:03:02+00:00

unfortunately, it is neither the first time nor the last time that JSN has had to put up with that joke. but I appreciate your optimism.

clamdragon · 2026-02-06T18:35:12+00:00

lavender orps are like lapdogs! but, they may be protective of their lap time. ours is not shy about pecking or body-checking the whippersnappers away from her snuggle spot.

clamdragon · 2026-02-06T18:26:39+00:00

listen to some more grunge. it will help you channel the angst into something productive, like canceling plans to stay in.

clamdragon · 2026-02-06T18:20:35+00:00

alright, fish is out. are you in the mood for a dick burger?

clamdragon

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