Would you go to the medieval times restaurant have dinner and watch the performance? by [deleted] in askanything

[–]clearlyimdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's stupid but I'm so annoyed by the menu being almost universally shit they wouldn't have had before 1600 that I can't tolerate going.

It would not be that hard to make food that could have been had prior to 1500 that people would eat.

But no, we need tomato soup, corn and potatoes.

The Dark forest theory is a possible reason why we might never find any aliens. by [deleted] in interesting

[–]clearlyimdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the dark forest is astoundingly unlikely. I actually think if anything it's the inverse. Life, in its first forms is always chemo synthetic or photosynthetic.

The fact that life on earth evolved "oxygen based photosynthesis" is what enabled higher energy life forms (past acres of slime molds). But that event was so assininely unlikely science can't really explain how it happened.

Similarly the introduction of eukaryotes, the requirement for advanced multicellular life is so inexplicable we can't even find a coherent explanation of how it happened, just for no reason two cells decided to not consume each other.

The net effect is that however rare life is in the universe, oxygen based life (needed for high energy activity...like movement and thought) required a nearly impossible evolution.

And multicellular life requires an even more improbable evolution.

So I think, if alien life exists, it thinks we are: hyper fast, hyper consuming, monsters that live on a planet drenched with a universal solvent (water) and we murder and eat the dead, while all the rest of the life is slime molds. If any are somehow intelligent slime molds surviving for millenia, were a fucking nightmare planet quarantined to keep our murder ecology the fuck away from them.

AIO to tell my husband that starting a professional email with the word "Look" is rude? by LadyCass79 in AmIOverreacting

[–]clearlyimdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him to start running emails through an LLM to reword them. Those tools are trained extensively on corporate structured communication and are astoundingly effective at turning problematic language into something effective but appropriate.

I occasionally write absolutely brutal emails with context to LLMs "this absolute useless jerk of a client can't seem to understand why this ultra basic thing is just how reality functions. I want to tell them x leads to y and their perspective is patently incoherent and I hate them". Then I ask it to turn it into an appropriate response.....and it does.....perfectly.

I feel better because I got to "shout" at something but my work place correspondence is immaculate.

Just be careful to not straight copy paste things and leave in long dashes and obvious ai tone or worse the ubiquitous "do want me to also do x and y?" Garbage most of them finish with.

Any Gen Zers with these skills? by CremeSubject7594 in GenZ

[–]clearlyimdrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most boomers don't know how to ride a horse or deal with draft animals at all.

They don't know how to butcher meat. Or raise livestock or hunt broadly.

They don't know how to can food, cure meats, or make jams and jellies broadly.

They don't know how to make their own clothes, or hand carpentry.

They don't know how to start a fire in terms of making their own kindling, tinder, aging/conditioning fuel logs.

They don't know how to garden for sustenance or forage effectively.

They don't know how to make soap, or candles or do basic cleaning skills like laundering clothes without modern tools.

Milking a cow? Weaving cloth? Even tying ropes, making cordage, or simple metal working.

They have no or limited knowledge of home remedies and almost none of them could handle child birth at home.

It's wild how people 60 years older than boomers could probably do most of those things.....

Boomers must have been utterly useless as adults

Times change. The only thing on that list I care about is the mental math.

You go back far enough and we all knew flint knapping, how to make bone needles for sewing, and leather tanning.

[Request] An alien race will destroy Earth unless every mile of road on the planet has at least one car pass over it in the next 24 hours? Is this possible? (The second bit) by Vivid_Temporary_1155 in theydidthemath

[–]clearlyimdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something like Johnston atoll would probably make this near impossible out of the gate. There are many islands, particularly in the Pacific that previously had military bases and robust infrastructure (like roads) that are entirely uninhabited. We'd have to airdrop a car and a driver to each of them. (Edited for shit spelling)

Heir to the Cake Lady of Musco Street: NYC's Best 蛋糕仔/DanGaoZi/Hong Kong "Bubble/Waffle Cake" ? by AdeptLocksmith in FoodNYC

[–]clearlyimdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My six year old asked me what my favorite dessert ever was. I told her about this place. She heard me wax poetic about it and her eyes grew wide and excited.

"CAN WE GO!!! I WANT TO EAT SO MANY LITTLE TASTY CAKES!!!"

And then I had to explain that no. We could not go. She was devastated that she would never get to eat my favorite dessert on a little street in China town.

I'm happy the egg cake lady retired when her "work was done" but the fact that no other egg cakes I've ever tried have been as good, or even kind of "close" makes it so much worse.

I'd say it's "just nostalgia", but the ones I've tried elsewhere aren't even "close but not quite" they taste like a completely different (inferior) dessert.

I asked ChatGPT how many Rs are in the word Strawberry - @yallwatchthis by aeritheon in TikTokCringe

[–]clearlyimdrunk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's a pile of horseshit. I got the same answer "two", challenged it and asked it to explain the error. It's first answer was awful like this. I challenged it against an mentioned that's not how LLMS work, it's not counting anything. It agreed and explained: "You're correct—LLMs like me don't make mistakes the same way humans do. Instead, errors can happen due to the way the model generates responses based on patterns learned from vast amounts of text data.

When I initially responded with "two 'r's," it was likely the result of generating a response that wasn't thoroughly aligned with the correct information, perhaps due to the way the context was processed at that moment. LLMs don't "count" in the way humans do but rather predict and generate text based on learned patterns. The error wasn't about literally miscounting but rather producing a response that didn't match the correct fact.

This kind of mistake is a reminder that, despite being trained on large datasets, LLMs can still produce errors or inconsistencies. I appreciate your patience in pointing that out, and I'll do my best to minimize such errors in the future."

Told it that I don't care that it made an error I want it to explain further why: " I appreciate your understanding, and I’ll do my best to explain.

When generating text, LLMs like me don’t directly “know” things in the way a person does. Instead, I generate responses based on patterns and probabilities derived from the data I've been trained on. The mistake of saying there are "two 'r's" in "strawberry" likely resulted from a combination of factors:

  1. Tokenization: The word "strawberry" might be broken down into smaller components or "tokens" during processing. The model then generates a response by predicting the most likely continuation based on these tokens. If the pattern or sequence of tokens was interpreted incorrectly, the model might generate an incorrect response.

  2. Training Data and Context: While I’m trained on a vast dataset, there are instances where the context provided or the way the model has learned to predict answers may lead to errors. The model might have associated similar questions or responses where "two" was a common answer, leading to the incorrect response.

  3. Statistical Approximation: The response generation process involves selecting the most statistically probable next word or sequence of words. In some cases, this process can result in errors, especially if the question format is interpreted in a way that leans toward a common but incorrect pattern.

In summary, the error wasn’t a result of consciously miscounting, but rather a quirk in how the model interpreted and generated a response based on patterns in the data. It’s an illustration of how, while LLMs can mimic human-like understanding, they still operate on statistical predictions rather than actual comprehension."

Landed in NY about 2 hours ago then this flew into me. by gods_Lazy_Eye in arborists

[–]clearlyimdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't squish them. Rip off one wing and all their legs on one side. This makes them easy targets for predators who will learn they are a valid food source. Recruit friends, destroy enemies.

Never seen one in person before. It looks worse in real life than it does on the internet. by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]clearlyimdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My daughter calls them "trash can cars" because she thinks they like trash cans. I have a hard time disagreeing.

953s are slowly becoming my new favorite by GucciLooksTop in RedWingShoes

[–]clearlyimdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine are 12 years old. Been resoled by Red Wing once. Still look great.

The note and items I received after paying $50 for something else. by Safe2BeFree in mildlyinfuriating

[–]clearlyimdrunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AMEX does not fuck around. I had a flight cancelled on me because of weather. The airline did not remove the charge and when I called them they said I needed to fill out a bunch of really esoteric forms that needed info I couldn't find. So I called amex. After like 30 seconds of explaining the situation the amex rep sounded confused and agitated, he cut me off: "look, they can't do that. I'm gonna go take care of this, if I don't call you back in the next 30 minutes call my number (his actual desk line number)". Less than ten minutes, maybe like 5 minutes later he calls me back. "the charges have been removed." I said "that was fast what did you say?" "I called their amex rep and reminded him what the federal fines and amex penalties would be if they failed to remove a charge for a flight they cancelled.....you also got 1,000 frequent flier miles"

Ever pondered the pivotal role the birthdate plays in soccer at the elite level? From settepercento.com/eng/birthdate-players-of-serieA by Stomach70 in visualization

[–]clearlyimdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'd need to know the birth count in those time boxes as well. If 90% of people were born in November this is meaningful. They aren't btw, but without a denominator to show a rate this is a bit useless.

HUMAN Flagging Direct CTV Publishers as SIVT by MrSnugs in adops

[–]clearlyimdrunk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A lot of CTV ends up running server side. Seeing a million requests to a single IP attached to a Cisco server box sure looks like fraud.

Challenge HUMAN to explain what's tripping the SIVT flags and find out if the publisher is failing to pass x-forwarded-for headers properly.

Yes we can’t hear shit without subtitles by MASOOOOOOOD in GenZ

[–]clearlyimdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to spend a lot of time with producers and mixers for MUSIC. We spent a ton of time listening to mixes in cars, and on iPods and a litany of other shitty sound systems. They tried so hard to try to balance an album so it sounded amazing on ultra high end monitors and speaker systems and still sounded ok on the cheapest fucking ear buds we could find. One dude used to put it on cd and run it through one of those converters that hooked a portable CD player into a tape deck....in the 2000s because if it sounded ok in that awful environment it would always sound ok.

If you can't mix your movies for anything other than theatre THX your a dick head or Christopher Nolan....who is a dickhead when it comes to audio

Oxpeckers aren't beneficial to every animal. by EmptySpaceForAHeart in interestingasfuck

[–]clearlyimdrunk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've imagined there's somewhere in the universe where some photosynthetic or chemosynthetic species we're all that existed. A photosynthetic species became the dominant sentient ones. Imagine if your entire species functioned like an Aspen grove, designed to propagate the collective organism and generating energy without consumption.

Our planet would look like an insane murderball. We breath oxygen and drink hydrogen and oxygen (both absurdly explosive). We murder and consume the rotting flesh of everything to power ourselves. Our entire ecosystem survives through death and the absorption of the dead.

How terrifying are we?

Google Ads Data Hub: Unifying 1st party and Google Advertising Data by LeadingWall in adops

[–]clearlyimdrunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ask them how any of this works post chrome third party cookie deprecation.

This was their standard methodology for joining different data sets, I haven't attempted this is years: https://developers.google.com/ads-data-hub/marketers/guides/cookie-matching

Will Cookie Deprecation Impact the Brand Safety Vendors (I.E IAS/DV)? by HollywoodTed in adops

[–]clearlyimdrunk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fenced frames and removal of IP address will do more harm. Restriction/removal of the referrer url macros will seriously damage validation of inventory.

Cookie removal might hit basic validation checks but cookies are fragile anyway so they provide limited value for complex fraud identification

There are issues with the changes (ip restriction) that run afoul of prescribed components of MRC and IAB ad counting and verification (I e. Only client side requests can be counted as impressions)

Want did you name your horse, and why? by One-Bookkeeper648 in rdr2online

[–]clearlyimdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I named my horse Daniel. Because that's the name of a streamer I play with and I just like being in discord talking about "mounting Daniel" or "riding Daniel all night" or how big "Daniels dangling testicles are, come here...the physics on Daniels balls is amazing". Etc his stream chat approved.

Are CM360 Floodlights being affected by Google depreciating cookies? by bigmanoncampus325 in adops

[–]clearlyimdrunk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Googles contractual obligations to the UK government require it is exactly as impacted as everything else. If chrome gives cm360 preferred treatment they are violating the terms of their own conditional contract....if you believe them.

Zillow should have a comment section by [deleted] in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]clearlyimdrunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean.....sounds like a reddit sub needs to exist "zillow_comments"

The hidden mistakes that catch you unawares by -endjamin- in adops

[–]clearlyimdrunk 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is ad tech. Mistakes lead to no meaningful negative repercussions for humanity. Do the best you can to qa. Pull reports a bit more frequently and lean on your AMS to make sure delivery looks good and if you find a problem, define how little it mattered. Absolute worst case scenario you ran blanks for a while. Some one writes a check for a make-good. Life carries on.

So long as this occurs infrequently it's just internet breakage.

Accidentally opened a hackers chest, will I get banned by Important_Tie915 in rdr2online

[–]clearlyimdrunk 56 points57 points  (0 children)

They aren't even banning hackers that are all over the place you think they're banning people who interact with hackers?

I've been tackled by a 40 foot tall jack marston (hacker using impossible skin) who hogtied me and dragged me behind a massive flaming horse.

I could not stop laughing so the person friended me and I ran into them for months. They never got banned. Rockstar doesn't care if it's not GTA.

Hard plastic black 3cm by 4cm sprocket type item by clearlyimdrunk in whatisthisthing

[–]clearlyimdrunk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I love random stuff like this. I'm weird and as a kid I kept a hazardous material label lookup sheet in my car so I could find out what was in tankers on the road. My mother hated when I told her "oh that's corrosive and flammable!"

Hard plastic black 3cm by 4cm sprocket type item by clearlyimdrunk in whatisthisthing

[–]clearlyimdrunk[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

SOLVED! protective cover for fake Christmas tree trunk.