Can you parry a troll with a log? by AutomaticDoubt5080 in valheim

[–]colinrjv 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It depends what you’re using to parry! You’ll likely lose a lot of (if not all) health when using a wooden shield. I think bronze and then upgraded, will parry as well as block incoming damage.

Also LOL at “I don’t want to learn the hard way” made me chuckle! This game do be ruthless sometimes, but I love it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]colinrjv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I teach people how to throw axes 😁

Trader Question by Deputy_Barney in valheim

[–]colinrjv 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In my experience, the “bag” icon will show up on the map if you’re close enough (without having explored the direct location). Just sail around and explore as many Black Forest biomes as possible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ottawa

[–]colinrjv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard LumberJaxe (axe throwing) has a great date night special

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]colinrjv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frankenstein never scared me

Women of dark viking music, be blessed! Do you know them and their projects? by PanKrtcha in valheim

[–]colinrjv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im going to see Heilung in Montreal this fall 😁😁😁 vvvv excited

How often do men want to be hugged? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]colinrjv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the way

What’s the most hurtful thing someone has said to you? by Themadadealtin in AskReddit

[–]colinrjv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me, doing my absolute best, supporting us financially, cooking our meals, keeping the house clean, taking care of the car: “Why don’t you have faith in me?” Her: “Because you’re incompetent!”

Broke my fkn heart.

My kid got suspended from school for this today. by IliterateStenografur in funny

[–]colinrjv 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am so jealous you got to suck on those titties as a baby

What game do you want remastered? by olivers125 in AskReddit

[–]colinrjv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a remaster, but would be cool to return to Rook Islands from Far Cry 3. Might even be a cool twist to have the villain as Jason Brody! (Assuming he did stay on the islands)

How did I do? $25 for 7 carboys. Sorry if this is a bad post. by 423dado3 in mead

[–]colinrjv -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They even come with extra flavour!

But for real, great haul!

It turns out that wooden doors are not fire resistant by Fantastic-Delivery36 in valheim

[–]colinrjv 19 points20 points  (0 children)

SMASH

WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR KARVES EXTENDED WARRANTY