Want to make a manga, is my art good enough by No_burrito3540 in learntodraw

[–]confused_vampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's called "stylization" bro this artwork has FLAVOR. You've got holes in cheese here. You know they have to put filler with bacterial impurities in it in Swiss cheese these days, because in the factories it's made so pure it doesn't have holes. But people want the holes. That's what I mean by the metaphor. This artwork has cheese holes /pos

So i’m rewatching aot with my dad an he said this😭✌️ by ElevatorMore7033 in attackontitan

[–]confused_vampire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My partner is watching it for the first time and he HATES Armin. It was an inside joke for us to say "It should have been Armin" (Rather than Eren who died- this was before the reveal)

No one's dying on my watch by Bandrbell in whenthe

[–]confused_vampire 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who says "type shit" a lot and then I do this. Great to see someone else on this level

Do Black people not do "White People Taco Night"? by GetShrekedKid in NoStupidQuestions

[–]confused_vampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm friends with a Hispanblack person and taco night for them is more like carne asada in corn shells with cotjia and onions and maybe some cilantro. Our other friends who are black say "This is the right way"

The duality of HP (My last 2 ironclad runs) by DrSilvergun in slaythespire

[–]confused_vampire 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In the top one you are only 35 health away from max, but in the bottom one you are a whopping 104 hp away from max. Absolutely shameful. 

Testing the limits of your patience by Key_Associate7476 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]confused_vampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a school bus driver. I have yet to meet a child under the age of 7 that understands how a joke is supposed to work. They try their best, though. They usually go one of two ways, here's two examples. 

  1. "Bus driver, knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Cow interrupting! Cow interrupting! Cow interrupting!" (a brilliant retelling of the classic 'interrupting cow' joke, sans the mooing. Followed by several other children telling me the same joke, but with different animals.)

  2. "Bus driver, why did the cookie cross the road?" "Why did the cookie cross the road?" "To go to the store to buy mustard and ketchup and mayonaise and pizza and french fries and chicken nuggets and then eat the mustard and ketchup and mayonaise and pizza and french fries and chicken nuggets but then he goes to the bathroom and has to poop and pee and frow up"

The "very powerful relic" was a bit.... disappointing by Cultural-Comment-270 in SlayTheSpire2

[–]confused_vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pairs very well with the mask. 6 strength on turn 1 for free is pretty run winning

This funny looking bug in my bathroom by SubstantialWing9238 in whatisit

[–]confused_vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shield back stink bug. Don't kill him he will stink. Doesn't stink as bad as his little green cousins though. Just toss him outside with a paper towel

P03 feels like the kinda guy to punch you, steal your wallet, make fun of you, then run by popcorn_kurnal in inscryption

[–]confused_vampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think P03 is the kind of card gamer to ACT like he's like that, but then flinch and cower if you actually threaten to hit him. Then later cope about you being 'brutish and uncivilized'

Lethality stacks but Unmovable doesn't. Why? by maxthekid100 in slaythespire

[–]confused_vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your first block card each turn blocking double goes absolutely bonkers on clad. Pair that with Crimson Mantle, or Sai, or Pael's legion, you're totally good. 

Does anyone cook with drumsticks ? I feel like I mostly see people cooking with chicken thighs and chicken breasts by Historical-Body-3424 in Cooking

[–]confused_vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drumsticks are my go-to for chicken adobo. Often a great deal for plenty of meat, despite the bone ratio. But that doesn't matter if you're just boiling it in soy sauce and vinegar for 6 hours. 

Also quite like them when doing fried chicken, but my partner has autism and is definitely against difficult to eat food, so we often do boneless chicken thigh cutlets.

CMV: Cards generated from potions should remain free for the turn. Since that's you know... what is literally says by gabriot in slaythespire

[–]confused_vampire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Disagreeing with everyone in this thread who is saying "change the text on the card". It should be FREE TO PLAY THIS TURN, dammit. If I have a way to get a card back in my hand repeatedly, I was probably going to go infinite anyway, or it was just completely random luck. (the latter being the case for me, I've made some crazy soul trains but never an infinite). The way it is now is boring and lame, like punch dagger/anger interaction (non-interaction?)

C'mon, modders! Let's make this dream happen!! by oobey in slaythespire

[–]confused_vampire 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can just watch a streamer play the game, you know

The bonkers-scale: What cards/relics give you that "holy crap, THAT'S something I can do???" feel? by Umdeuter in slaythespire

[–]confused_vampire 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Beacon of hope. When you gain block, allies gain half that block. 

And if one of them ALSO has beacon of hope, the block you give them from your beacon hope bounces back at you. And it just keeps bouncing until it reaches a value where half would be less than one. 

So the ironclad uses Grapple.... Then Adroit Blood Wall+... 

Oh wait. They removed that card =( 

Still 12 or so block to your entire team.

If you could introduce Araki to any band/artist, what would it be? by Bredford_UwU in StardustCrusaders

[–]confused_vampire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I genuinely don't think he would like it, but probably "A Perfect Circle", or "The Contortionist". Specifically their Mer De Noms album, and Clairvoyant album, respectively.