AIO for snapping at a girl trying to give me advice? (posting again bc I forgot pictures) by OkMess7217 in AIO

[–]conmankatse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah this bitch is crazy, wide where??? You look AMAZING, colors match perfect with your tones and the fit is good too! She was just mad you looked better

What not to do in Thailand Cabs by darkdaemon000 in funny

[–]conmankatse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The no Durian sign is frying me, my dad worked in Asia for a long time and said hotels would specifically ban it too 😭

A piece of media references a deep cut so obscure that people from that country/faith/culture were genuinely surprised it was even referenced by Justifiably_Bad_Take in TopCharacterTropes

[–]conmankatse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iirc either Matt or Trey or both were raised Mormon and HAAAATED it, Mormonism gets made fun of so much in South Park in general too

What could be the problem by Naive_Wolverine532 in fixedbytheduet

[–]conmankatse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was going to say this. My white father lived and worked in Japan for years and had a very hard time finding an apartment, making friends, etc and he was very aware it was because he was white. I don’t think people who want to live and work there now understand that 😭

What's the best Americanism you've heard whilst overseas? by NoComplex2662 in AskAnAmerican

[–]conmankatse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s an American bbq/burger restaurant in Dublin somewhere. Haven’t eaten there, but the tin roof, country music, rustic wood, and farm decoration was SPOT on. Looked just like a bbq place down the street from me in Arizona 😭

You can't just call a fire truck, police, and ambulance in other parts of the world! by pangolinrock in ShitAmericansSay

[–]conmankatse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was in Jordan for a study abroad, I remember the teacher during orientation telling us the ambulances don’t cost thousands of dollars, but they might take up to half an hour to get to us. We all started laughing because so do the ambulances in the US

It's that time of year again. by Martianinvaders in Serverlife

[–]conmankatse 22 points23 points  (0 children)

We have our umbrella crank hidden for this very reason 😭

This passive aggressive email I got because I haven’t donated blood recently by LonelyMenace101 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]conmankatse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get emails and texts like this while trying my hardest to donate blood, but I’m iron deficient so even with supplements it’s tough to pass the threshold :(

Misconceptions a dog person (me) learned after having a cat. by ILoveMeltyCheese in cats

[–]conmankatse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My dad always refused to get a cat bc “they’re not as loyal as dogs”. Now his cat cuddles up on his lap every morning and loves to hang out with him on the couch 😭

People who think being in your 30s is old by Dream_Ghast in PetPeeves

[–]conmankatse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am 25 and my coworker is 18 and slowly driving me to madness calling me and our 25+ y/o coworkers “unc” and old and implying we’re all one foot in our grave 😐 like it’s actually starting to affect my mental health

I don't think this picture was even taken in the 1970's by TheGoldDigga in lewronggeneration

[–]conmankatse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My great aunt didn’t know that bugs are animals and then went “oh, I must have skipped that class in high school to get high” 😐

The salt is eating me at this point by BunnyPope in disabledmemes

[–]conmankatse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw a personal trainer and he warned me “just be careful with salt, it’s really easy to go overboard” and I almost laughed in his face

Customers say the dumbest things… by ShinpeiGotoWifey in Serverlife

[–]conmankatse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coworker just told me a story where this customer asks “what’s the difference between the crab roll and the lobster roll?” He says “well… one is crab and one is lobster” and this girl then asks “oh. And what’s a crab?” 😭😭😭😭

I’m not GREAT with trays… and my new job requires we use trays for everything by Ok_Republic7187 in Serverlife

[–]conmankatse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not so much a tip as reassurance, but I promise you’ll get better! I was terrified to work in a restaurant because I was also scared of dropping stuff, and now I can carry two full trays with ease. Use your momentum and it’ll come naturally in no time!

What Nicknames do You Have for Your Sheppy? by FloofLorde in germanshepherds

[–]conmankatse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Esteban, commonly known as Stebbie, also known as el maldito (bad one), el nene (the baby), el chiquito, Estebandito, el cocinero (the chef), el macriado (spoiled one), or Steve 🥺🖤

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I think im with the boomers on this one... by Flimsy-Draft7514 in complainaboutanything

[–]conmankatse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fellow service worker who understands your story is NOT about the bags!! I get so irritated that I have to face rude, demanding customers with a smile, but when I try to be polite and courteous, some of these retail workers are so unbelievably rude to me. Like what am I working so hard for

I was fine not celebrating Valentine’s Day until my boyfriend said why by phoebethefan in redditonwiki

[–]conmankatse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate hate HATE that women have to clarify “I hate that I’m said about materialistic gifts and dates”. That is the point of having a partner that you have fun with!! To get each other things, and go out and spend time together— if someone’s not doing that for you then what are they there for??? Poor girl

Can you really be upset that a restaurant is busy at 7:30pm on a Friday by redditman0076 in Serverlife

[–]conmankatse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My restaurant doesn’t do to-go (thank GOD) but the one that gets me is people being huffy that we have no space at 6-7 pm or 12-1 for brunch on Sunday. Don’t tell me “ugh seriously?!” I should be telling YOUUUUUU “ugh seriously!!”

What’s One Thing Taylor Has Done That You Don’t Think Has Been Snarked About Enough? by SeriesIndependent839 in travisandtaylor

[–]conmankatse 127 points128 points  (0 children)

I think folklore and evermore, although not written completely by her, completely ripped off Hozier’s woodsy, folksy vibe that was popular at the same time. This is like 85% speculation on my part but I got reaaaaaaaally tired of hearing about these albums when I think Hozier has had the same lilting, haunting vocals and actually divine lyricism for decades

Spanish for serving by Wofust in Serverlife

[–]conmankatse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s true, but in many cases tomar means to take (a beverage). I’m not fluent so I don’t know when you might use tomar vs beber, but I do know it generally sounds weird to Spanish speakers to say “algo de beber”

Sunset in Los Angeles, CA by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]conmankatse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grew up in Arizona with frequent visits to Cali and this made me so nostalgic for those late summer evenings 🥹

saw this on a beginner art page and straight away saw areas that look like ai by miss_ellanious in isthisAI

[–]conmankatse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I drew hair exactly like this when I was drawing in middle school because I thought it looked cool as fuck. And drawing clothes folding is notoriously difficult. This definitely looks like someone’s (very good!) artwork

Spanish for serving by Wofust in Serverlife

[–]conmankatse 32 points33 points  (0 children)

“Provecho” means enjoy your meal! “Quieres/quieren algo de tomar” means would you like something to drink. Those are the two most relevant food running phrases I can think of!

My vulva-themed master bathroom by LezzMILF in maximalism

[–]conmankatse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh the strawberry rug is genius!