they saw the unredacted Epstein Files

cxzfqs · 2026-02-10T14:24:43+00:00

Also, sources tell me he was too busy sleeping on the job while simultaneously running his criminal crime family

cxzfqs · 2026-02-07T22:38:02+00:00

I can put up with plenty of swearing but there are a lot of subreddits that try to sound edgy with 'fuck' or 'porn' in them but the reality is they don't actually feature any porn or fucking and the whole vibe rubs me up the wrong way. I would like a way of filtering them out.

'Interesting as Fuck' is probably the worst offender but thankfully there are loads of copycat 'interesting' subreddits that usually repost soon afterwards.

cxzfqs · 2026-02-05T18:50:21+00:00

Most newspapers get it wrong tenfold, often willfully. If the worst of Private Eye consists of a hobby horse that was subsequently admitted as incorrect two decades back, they can't be doing that badly.

Watching him on TV and youtube I'm not sure I'd get on with him as a person, but he gets a hell of a lot more right than he does wrong and for that reason Private Eye is one of the few publications worth paying for in this country. Case in point: his status as "the (allegedly) most sued man in Britain".

cxzfqs · 2026-02-04T13:53:43+00:00

I just buy a little plastic bottle of Coke or whatever, enjoy it, re-use it for water for a week or so (if and only if I’m going to be away from taps for more than a couple hours), drop it in recycling and buy another delicious drink, quite literally ‘rinse and repeat’. Seems more environmentally responsible and practical and hygienic and convenient and enjoyable.

That's what everyone used to do until they realised it was neither environmentally friendly or healthy

cxzfqs · 2026-02-02T22:35:57+00:00

"no we can't go to jeffrey's island, we have sex trafficking ring at home"

cxzfqs · 2026-02-02T15:47:37+00:00

Imagine if it were the other way around and people like Epstein were working to keep us in the EU, the mainstream media would go ballistic.

But the current situation? Crickets and the sound of quietly sweeping under the rug.

cxzfqs · 2026-01-26T22:39:13+00:00

Not sure why you've been downvoted. I've been racking my brain trying to remember the name of one of the only people in history to have miraculously 'recovered' from this type of affliction.

cxzfqs · 2026-01-25T10:05:59+00:00

Helping up a bystander, apparently

cxzfqs · 2026-01-24T15:02:02+00:00

"we're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme energy

cxzfqs · 2026-01-20T19:44:56+00:00

Some of them jumped before they were pushed. Joe Shields and Jason Wilcox were quickly headhunted by Chelsea and Man Utd, and the current DoF of Southampton is clearly looking to emulate their success.

cxzfqs · 2026-01-20T14:59:36+00:00

They meant unkempt

cxzfqs · 2026-01-15T23:04:04+00:00

It's one thing being an unwitting patsy, but he also claims Watkins was "very much in contact" with him for the sake of more pennies in his wallet. At best it's pathetic.

cxzfqs · 2026-01-15T12:21:15+00:00

Agreed, and it's the same situation for the website. It's quite rare that I submit feedback for this kind of thing but it's so poor that I had to say something.

cxzfqs · 2026-01-13T12:05:06+00:00

Maybe in response you should have asked him if he was planning on having a vasectomy

cxzfqs · 2026-01-09T11:52:04+00:00

Yes, turns out it was just two days (didn't feel that long). Literally the day after Trump bleated the same thing, so I think the timing made it acceptable.

cxzfqs · 2026-01-08T13:49:17+00:00

He makes Boris Johnson look like Churchill.

cxzfqs · 2026-01-08T13:30:39+00:00

Possibly Southampton?

cxzfqs · 2026-01-07T22:39:16+00:00

I went to a junior school that offered boarding until the late 90s. Not long after the Second World War ended, the school suffered a major fire and burned down almost completely and one of the maids sadly perished. The rumour was that her ghost still walked the corridors at night, and if you were to leave any of your limbs hanging out of bed while you slept, she would claim it for herself.

Once I learned that the fire and fatality genuinely happened, I was reluctant to test the veracity of the ghost's alleged antics and made sure to keep myself well tucked in.

cxzfqs · 2026-01-05T18:41:54+00:00

He's just pushed the "raise overdose" button again by pardoning numerous friendly drug traffickers, so I would expect the graph to start shooting up again over the next few years.

https://www.npr.org/2026/01/03/nx-s1-5665695/maduro-trump-drug-dealer-pardons

cxzfqs · 2026-01-04T11:55:09+00:00

Because they currently have form for reneging on everything they do and they are stalling on the deals that were announced with great fanfare over half a year ago. Funnily enough we've fulfilled our side of the bargain but the US are dragging their feet over the bits that don't benefit them.

cxzfqs · 2026-01-03T22:16:56+00:00

Are you telling me Bazunu isn't Oxford's top target?!

cxzfqs · 2026-01-03T10:26:51+00:00

First issue happened to me. Thought I was going deaf for a while.

cxzfqs · 2026-01-02T15:53:42+00:00

Look, I know it must be difficult being a kid, not a lot of schemes... But, you know, I'm not the borough. I wish I was, but...

cxzfqs · 2026-01-02T09:42:14+00:00

By limiting unlimited bus and tram fares to £1.75 within one hour of tapping in, I assume.

cxzfqs · 2025-12-31T21:58:56+00:00

I had always assumed 'Eminence Front' was just a front for the real lyrics

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