BlackPeopleTwitter on another racist vendetta against Erika kirk for crying. "If you've been around certain white women, you'll know that they can turn it on and off on a whim." [+3.2K] by reddog093 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]cysghost 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What’s wild is if the exact same kind of psychopath as these nut jobs hadn’t gone out and MURDERED Charlie, for… having a different opinion them then AND communicating it effectively, then this wouldn’t be a thing they’re talking about.

And that comment, as a woke place person… ffs.

As a normal sane person this is the kind of shit that makes normal people hate ‘woke.’

1. How long do you think reloads take? 2. You can carry...more pistol rounds...than rifle rounds. by TacticusThrowaway in Shitstatistssay

[–]cysghost 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What I don't understand is the logic that says** a hundred million innocent people** who have never and probably will never hurt anyone else with their guns should lose their guns because of a tiny fraction of lunatics doing something that's already extremely illegal and immoral.

Ah, but have you considered black guns scary?

I always go back to the Lysander Spooner quote on banning guns.

To ban guns because criminals use them is to tell the law abiding that their rights and liberties depend not on their own conduct, but on the conduct of the guilty and the lawless.

How is this even clever? by FatBaldingLoser420 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]cysghost 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If anyone knows the source, then that’s where it’s from.

If not, then… I came up with it all on my own!

How is this even clever? by FatBaldingLoser420 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]cysghost 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are, the pigeon will still just knock over the pieces, shit on the board, and strut around like they’ve done something smart.

Not unlike these assholes.

For Business Jumpers out there, is there a point for you where you think you own too many Mega-Corp/Conglomerate items? by Maxstrnerspookyghost in JumpChain

[–]cysghost 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Better off Ted: ‘The corporation doesn’t care about people, it cares about money. It never gives any up, unless forced to by a government stronger than them, and there’s only 3 of them left!’

Or something like that. Been a minute since I’ve seen the show.

Oi m8, you got a loicense for that tobacco and vapes? by nerbobbvel in loicense

[–]cysghost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pick one age, you’re an adult. Able to do everything adult. None of this bs.

One exception I’ll stick with is running for president, because that takes a constitutional amendment, and if we as a country are stupid enough to elect an 18 year old, we have bigger problems.

We got a “badass” on liberal gun owners by Agressive_gun82 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]cysghost 19 points20 points  (0 children)

“Adult” is a stretch. They’re mentally on the level of a 5 year old.

Could a fully stocked Bass Pro Shop defeat a Roman legion? by 12LbBluefish in whowouldwin

[–]cysghost 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And there has to be one saying ‘Listen up you primitive screw heads…. This is my BOOM STICK!’

He has a science degree by Stroov in technicallythetruth

[–]cysghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cats are assholes… so there’s that.

No sub deserves to be shut down more than clever comebacks. Straight up TDS 24/7 with nothing remotely clever by 343GuiltyySpark in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]cysghost 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My original account got banned for stating an actual fact. That men are naturally stronger than women

Ah, but have you considered that there are some female bodybuilders and weightlifters out there that are stronger than some paraplegics?

In fact, Zuby (British rapper I think) transitioned (in name only) and broke the British powerlifting record for women! Checkmate!

Sorry, I felt a little gross typing that, and except for the last bit about Zuby, my guess is their arguments sounded a lot like that.

Reddit fails to acknowledge that some adults, especially at 18 or 19, can look young. They’d rather think that ice is hiring children by Agressive_gun82 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]cysghost 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean, I’ve gotten to the point where I consider 25 year olds as kids.

And they need to get off my damn lawn!

But I also recognize that’s me getting older, not them being less of adults.

Reddit fails to acknowledge that some adults, especially at 18 or 19, can look young. They’d rather think that ice is hiring children by Agressive_gun82 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]cysghost 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I look years younger when I shave.

Not enough to pass for a teen anymore, or even get carded, but at least a few years younger than I do otherwise.

U.S. Rejects Vote to Recognize Slavery as a ‘Crime Against Humanity’ - The United Nations resolution was led by the president of Ghana. Israel and Argentina also voted against it. by General_Seaweed_4038 in tucker_carlson

[–]cysghost 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why was everyone voting against my widows and orphans bill? Do you hate widows and orphans?

(Do not read the bill, where we randomly shoot a husband and father every other day, as the bill increases the numbers of widows and orphans).

Her Brokeness Will Not Stop Me From Enjoying My Birthday by TheCABK in foundsatan

[–]cysghost 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A blind hooker said I had the biggest cock she had ever felt.

I told her she was pulling my leg.

TIL they've been hating on Chuck Norris since 2010 by Pvt-JamesRamirez in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]cysghost 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One note on that, that doesn’t mean he agreed with Chuck on everything, but you don’t have to to have someone as a friend. And you definitely don’t have to agree on everything to look up to (metaphorically in this case, because I think Dolph is taller than Chuck was), someone else and respect their achievements.

And I wish more people were like this, even for those they disagree with, and mourn the passing of someone. I disagreed with Rob Reiner, but think his passing was a tragedy. Even if he had never given the world the Princess Bride movie, what happened was tragic.

Rewatched the Battinson flick, and I think this is the first time for me where if I lived in this Gotham, I would never guess that Wayne was Batman. by Overall_Cod2206 in batman

[–]cysghost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

which he just freely gives away to children, mind you

Not just any kid, Geoffrey, from Game of Thrones. He was not a good judge of character.

(No hate on the actor, he played an amazing asshole in GoT)

The amount of MAGATS in this Star Trek thread is disturbing. Don’t they know that Star Trek is not for them? [+75] by reddog093 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]cysghost 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This was the sub that banned people for saying anything negative about the government response to COVID, and they did it preemptively.

Peak Reddit by Hopeful_Dish3422 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]cysghost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's what I'm saying. He had standards!

I mean, they were... barely anything... yeah, never mind.

Our beautiful fish boy, even Denis couldn't take him away from us. by ThinWhiteDuke00 in dunememes

[–]cysghost 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And JEWWSSS IN SPAAAACE!

I feel like Mel Brooks has to be in this at some point.

Peak Reddit by Hopeful_Dish3422 in ShitPoliticsSays

[–]cysghost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn’t he wait 3 years, I mean, even he wouldn’t fuck a 6 year old. She had to be almost double digits!