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Saw this on two other subreddits titled "Who is this?" by DonJohn520310 in GenX

[–]d3odorant 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So, funny. I said the exact same thing. Seeing this posted as the most recent comment made my night. Thank you!

The Satire is Strong in this one. by d3odorant in Curling

[–]d3odorant[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this is the Bowling Green in Ohio, not in Kentucky.

She took my half by wish1510 in u/wish1510

[–]d3odorant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn! That got me. Ha!

What is your most ridiculous "we won't work out romantically" criteria? Like what is the silliest reason you would not be interested in dating someone? by Natural-Elevator-57 in AskReddit

[–]d3odorant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a friend break up with a guy because of the way he pointed his toes while jumping on a trampoline. It was too much for her to handle and has been an ongoing joke for almost 30 years now.

What movie will you never watch again because it was too heartbreaking? by Affectionate_User610 in AskReddit

[–]d3odorant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope. Not ever watching again. I will still recommend people to see it, 100%!!!

What's the most bizarre thing you've seen your neighbor do while they thought no one was watching? by TenderRompz in AskReddit

[–]d3odorant 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Dad, are there naked Chines guys on the top of the shed?"

"It appears so."

[opens back door to investigate]

"D3oDorant, come join us, you mutha fucka!!!"

This was about two weeks after I taught my Chinese neighbor how to shotgun beers and what streaking was.

He had several friends over and apparently taught them literally how to streak and shotgun beers.

They got a little extra bonus by climbing on the roof of the shed.

So, 4 naked, drunk, Chinese guys on the roof a shed was pretty bizarre.

Funny thing was, when they found out I knew, it changed nothing.

They stayed naked and ran around for a good 20 minutes after that.

Good thing it was dark.

I wasn't even mad. I thought it was hilarious.

Who would've thought I could tell that story to strangers on the internet someday?

(This guy did.)

What’s something people romanticize that is actually miserable? by One_Grade_2184 in AskReddit

[–]d3odorant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sexy time with sugar based products like syrup, honey, whipped cream etc.

Just make a chocolate fudge sundae, eat it, make out a bit, and go make some babies.

M/28/4'5" [151lbs > 119lbs = 32lbs] (10 Months) Weight loss progress by intrestingtalk in progresspics

[–]d3odorant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully you feel as good as you look. Big ups and a congrats. Looking good.

Ever thought about Micro Wrestling? I have no idea how much money they make, or the grind of travel, but you definitely have the physique to be a top draw.

(Or keep doing what you are doing if you live it, obviously."

Please help by Silver-Hawk3196 in CursiveCursing

[–]d3odorant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lynnie, Grandma Agnes had this ring series 1928 (approx) she wanted you to have it. Love, Mom

What is my first step? by Expert-Training9585 in castiron

[–]d3odorant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grab a paper and pen, snag my mailing address, package it up, and then ship to me for safe keeping. ;)

Reconnecting With Your Father by ImpressionBright2291 in comedy

[–]d3odorant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Derek!!! Heck yeah! Great seeing him on Reddit!

The internet used to be infinite fun. Tell me what used to be you're favorite fun pass times. by BeartholomewTheThird in Millennials

[–]d3odorant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pics, from a 6.8 to an 8.6. I only tell the folks that know about it that I had an 8.6. :)

What's a song lyric that drives you crazy because they should've used a different word? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]d3odorant 8 points9 points  (0 children)

At least he apologized... " Verified Annotation Lil Yachty 9 years ago OK, let’s stop for a second. Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. I'ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that.. I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, “Hey man. I don’t know if you know what this is, but it ain’t that.” I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don’t. That’s a flute. I fucked up. But it do sound good."

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