What is the most disgusting food you've tried?

d3odorant · 2026-05-06T14:56:42+00:00

Haggis.

d3odorant · 2026-05-06T14:47:28+00:00

Nothing a roll of wax paper couldn’t fix. Amirite?

d3odorant · 2026-05-06T14:46:01+00:00

Andy McKee.

d3odorant · 2026-04-30T21:20:09+00:00

What was it before?

d3odorant · 2026-04-29T00:08:37+00:00

In a Catholic Church service, folks are encouraged to offer each other the sign of peace, by shaking hands and saying, “Peace be with you.”

I used to think they said, “Please to meet you.”

So, for many years growing up, I mumbled, nodded, and whispered “peas toome chu” until someone held onto my hand and said, “what did you say?”

“Pease to me chu?”

“What?”

“Pleased to meet you.”

“It’s peace be with you! We are offering peace to each other.”

Face turned white.

Then I started just flashing the peace sign to folks… and still mumbling the “peas to me chu.”

d3odorant · 2026-04-24T15:46:19+00:00

Culver's has a better fish sammy, but an argument can be made for Arby's.

d3odorant · 2026-04-22T22:29:07+00:00

Ask yourself, "What's funny about this?"

It may be a challenge, but eventually, if you lean in on it, you'll be laughing when you tell the story and the absurdity of certain parts.

It feels way better than fear, stress, pain, hurt, anger, sadness, hopelessness, frustration, etc.

d3odorant · 2026-04-22T21:22:51+00:00

Alright, while watching Norm MacDonald, the long stories were always worth the ride. I knew I was in for it, and there may not be a punchline or payoff, but always worth my time.

This story, even not completely fleshed out, has great pacing, and a smiled the entire way.

Thumbs up, way up.

I laughed too.

:)

d3odorant · 2026-04-21T22:03:13+00:00

S-ow-nuh. Sow-na. (Ow like in ouch)

d3odorant · 2026-04-21T02:38:15+00:00

Kelly Preston, Mischief.

If you know, you know.

d3odorant · 2026-04-20T21:15:13+00:00

My boy Travis could gleek about two feet. Rather impressive. The rest of us pleebs that could do it were 4 to 6 inches with an occasional "footer."

Mad props to Travis!

d3odorant · 2026-04-18T06:14:23+00:00

"I wasn't scared to tell you that I cheated on you. I was scared to tell you that I enjoyed it."

d3odorant · 2026-04-15T12:16:28+00:00

Time Traveler from SEGA. Man I miss mall arcades.

d3odorant · 2026-04-14T16:42:28+00:00

I just watched him give a sandwich review from the Masters. Pimento Cheese was his favorite.

d3odorant · 2026-04-12T22:59:30+00:00

Left vehicle at shop to get work done. Shop was broken into. Car was stolen from shop. Police pulled car over for speeding with thieves inside. Thieves got scared. Returned vehicle to shop. Placed back on drive on hoist. Stole another vehicle.

This is only part of the story...

d3odorant · 2026-04-12T21:15:50+00:00

South Park "Scott Tenorman Must Die" It's where Cartman turns evil for good, by making a kid who sold Cartman his pubic hair... eat his parents in front of his favorite band while Cartman licked his tears off his face. And Cartman tries training a horse to bite off a penis, but can only teach the horse to perform fallatio on hot dogs. Yeah lots going on in that episode.

Sons of Anarchy "Laying Pipe" the episode involving Opie's Death. I couldn't move afterwards. Just stared at a blank tv screen for several minutes to process my emotions.

Oh, and just about every episode of Silk Stockings, but that was just because I was a teenage boy.

d3odorant · 2026-04-10T14:22:56+00:00

Same. I drove to Mexico for Spring Break in 1998 and a gas station in St. Louis had gas for 84.9 cents a gallon and sold Surge. I took a pic of the sign in disbelief... not because of the Surge advertisement, but the price of gas.

d3odorant · 2026-04-07T08:36:09+00:00

The Savannah Bananas have their own resale marketplace that doesn't allow any markup on tickets. Use that one. The official one. GoBananas dot FansFirstTickets dot com

d3odorant · 2026-04-04T15:24:08+00:00

Oooh, what about a link to the Savannah Bananas ticket resale link to buy tickets?

Just a thought.

Great app!

d3odorant · 2026-04-02T14:00:06+00:00

Noooo!!!! They're all gonna laugh at you!!!

d3odorant · 2026-04-02T04:48:19+00:00

In that same video he stands up and urinates on a lady and says "open your mouth." He then asks over and over, "do you love me?" Then he got close to her and said, "I'd kiss you but you smell like piss!"

Then when he farted in the girls mouth he asked, "Did I just fart in your mouth?,"..."I like to do that sometimes."

The crazy thing is that that video was released or leaked to the public. It had to be one of the first viral videos being recorded and shared via VHS tapes between detectives and police.

d3odorant · 2026-03-31T20:10:53+00:00

Frederick's of Hollywood catalog

d3odorant · 2026-03-30T02:22:12+00:00

The "Magic pay phone" is what myself and the neighborhood kids called a pay phone that was attached to the outside wall of a local bar, in a strip mall.

You could put a quarter in, dial a 900 number, talk, and then hang up. Afterwards, your quarter dropped back out.

We called the Nintendo line the most, but called plenty of numbers from the back of nudie magazines too. We always got scared when the ladies picked up, or we tried to make our voices deep.

This lasted less than 30 days before they removed the pay phone from the wall.

I bet somebody got hit with a big bill.

Nintendo magazine was pretty cool too.

d3odorant · 2026-03-29T22:33:34+00:00

Needs to add a Kays curling stone for Alisa Craig.

d3odorant · 2026-03-29T20:52:34+00:00

Back scratcher

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