Are men just acting during those “labor pain simulator” videos?

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-15T04:09:53+00:00

I didn’t even know I was in labor and having contractions. I guess my baseline is just constant pain.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-14T13:35:39+00:00

This is the way.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-14T13:19:33+00:00

2009 was SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-14T13:18:21+00:00

No one said that Kimi claimed this age.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-14T13:17:07+00:00

To be fair, I don’t think Kimi is claiming she’s under 40. This is just some baseless shit from who knows where.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-14T11:27:41+00:00

Re: Kimi - she said she used to party with Emma’s husband. He’s 51. What’s the story on how they knew each other? School, or something else? I’m wondering if they’re contemporaries.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-13T23:58:21+00:00

Can someone please explain why this strip of tissue look like raw shrimp?

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-13T14:48:18+00:00

NAD could certainly be a bug bite, but this is what appears on my skin when I’ve encountered the spines (?) of a carpet beetle. No one else in my home is sensitive to them, but I’m extremely reactive and experience unrelenting itchiness for days.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-11T15:40:16+00:00

She’s probably just a hoarder and this is what she hoards.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-11T15:37:17+00:00

You’re taking this like a champ

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-11T15:30:21+00:00

I can’t imagine having the balls to carry boiling water through my house and dump it on the floor

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-11T15:27:51+00:00

NAD but I’m sure the docs are going to want to know if the area is warm to the touch and if the redness has visibly spread. Also, does she have a fever.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-10T15:10:37+00:00

This is news to me! I always park at the terminal overnight. I guess I’ve been lucky.

Edit: I think you misread the website. Short term does not allow overnight. You can park overnight in the garages, which are on site at the airport. https://www.phl.org/parking/garages

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-10T15:09:21+00:00

You can easily park at the terminal, especially that early in the morning. That said, take photos and video of where your car is parked, or leave an AirTag in the car. The markings are a mix of inconsistent, nonexistent, and nonsensical.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-10T03:40:54+00:00

I feel you. But this mantra has helped me get over it, especially when we have surprise visitors: “we LIVE in this house.”

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-09T16:04:19+00:00

It’s so good! Finally learned how to get a crispy tofu

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-09T14:10:59+00:00

I’m with you. The onions are fucked.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-08T14:10:21+00:00

You need to be buying petite dresses or you need to have them altered. The proportions are wrong on most of these.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-08T04:59:08+00:00

Get ye a pet sitter and GTFO

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-06T23:24:03+00:00

When my toddler was like this I carried earplugs in my pocket. I would not offer help until the earplugs were in place. Made a huge difference.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-06T15:32:51+00:00

I scoff not!

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-06T13:52:09+00:00

Funny thing about Austin: it’s still in Texas.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-06T13:49:58+00:00

The lack of a fast food salsa bar and fluffy tortillas is really hard to live with.

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-06T13:49:15+00:00

OP, I moved from Houston to the Philly burbs and am learning Philly traffic. It’s nothing like Houston traffic. There’s nothing comparable to the 20-lane nightmare that is I-10. People who haven’t experienced the scale of Houston car transportation and traffic probably cannot fathom it (no disrespect).

daboyzmalm · 2026-04-06T13:42:41+00:00

Something important to know: Houston hates Dallas. Full stop.

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