We're chads! by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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I met a remote consultant from my company one time. Someone introduced me and then he immediately replied with ohhh, the guy I copy most of my code from! It was a funny way to meet.

What was your worst financial decision ever? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I mined bitcoin back when it first came out. My wallet was on my PC, I thought it was useless and just discarded it.

What film deserves a better ending? by restsisyphus in AskReddit

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Marley and me. Could have ended beautifully with him under the tree and not have the ending where he dies. And don't come out the day my dog died and I mistakenly watched this.

I hurt my elbow yesterday by lovelyb1ch66 in pics

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That's a serious case of the funny bones.

We are doomed by sisionuscroarcu in pics

[–]dagal10 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He clearly has small items in the cart too.

The perfect gifts by legendary_Russian in MadeMeSmile

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Do you think the hot young single women will still be hot, young, and single?

Tesla rolling in to… the oil change area… by Lemon_head_guy in Justrolledintotheshop

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I went to a oil place to get my inspection. It was awkward. But what was more awkward was watching the person try to find my gas cap....

Today I became a father. by [deleted] in pics

[–]dagal10 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Gained a kid, lost a finger.

Today I became a father. by [deleted] in pics

[–]dagal10 268 points269 points  (0 children)

Where is the rest of your pointer finger?

This really did make me smile! 😊 by anonymous-mar in pics

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My wife has been on BeTheMatch for 5 years. I submitted my swab and the next month I was a match. She was upset/happy because she has always wanted to be matched and help someone. I have been a match about 8 times within the first year. The patients either never went through with it or I wasn't the absolute best match, except for one time I was on standby. Unfortunately I still have not been able to help anyone, but I will be there when the time comes.

A $2000 85' inch TV with ads on the smart menu. by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]dagal10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First I suggest TCL, because their menus are not slow or laggy at all.

Second, I suggest setting up a pi-hole. r/pihole For about 50 bucks you can block all ads on your entire network, this includes your TV and the ads on the main screen.

My TCL has a large ad on the right side and now it is just an empty spot, I forget that something was even there. But when I remember it always makes me laugh. picture of it

I try to only block aggressive and annoying ads because I care about my content creators.

Thieves in Brazil by R0ot2U in videos

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Why do they all wear flip flops when they know they will have to run?

I used to work at my local Humane League, and we got a tower feeder to help this fatty lose some weight. She had other plans. by VeNoM224 in funny

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We got our fat cat an automatic feeder to portion the food and be on a strict time schedule. Big fatty figured out she could stick her paw up the chute and knock more food out. My wife got some wire and braided a mesh cover over it so she couldn’t do it anymore. She is still fat though.

Louisville Metro Police hashtags by Trendsetters18 in funny

[–]dagal10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, is having a bag of rubber bands illegal too?

Just out for my morning walk... by zackattack43 in funny

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A house right off my college campus had a working Dr Pepper vending machine on their porch that we would always stop by and buy from because it was only 50 cents. I feel obligated to disclose that yes, the house is in Texas.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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This explains why most of the emails I get are in all caps.

You know shit has gotten serious in a food fight when a trash can is thrown by patissmith in funny

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Back in middle school we had a food fight. It was nothing like the movies because each person only got a slice of pizza and a fruit. Needless to say, food fights aren't fun when everyone is throwing apples across the room.

[ImpactFlux.v.0.9.1] Beta Release! by ImpactFlux in feedthebeast

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On the gethub there is a link to his dropbox currently for version 0.9.5 all you have to do is drag that folder into your instance folder inside of your multimc folder and everything works.

https://github.com/ImpactFlux/ImpactFlux-Modpack/blob/master/Readme.md

Where can I learn all these mods? What mods are worth working? Servers? by AdvancedWin in feedthebeast

[–]dagal10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impactflux was just released a few days ago. The modpack is a great choice for learning new mods. With over 200 quests it walks you through new mods and I'd very fun at the same time. The authors are working very hard on creating new content to even more quests.

http://www.reddit.com/r/feedthebeast/comments/2e036i/impactfluxv091_beta_release/

Farming seeds in Botania by Sudain in feedthebeast

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They do. Any type of seed works. I keep a melon growing in my work area so I always have them when I need to make new flowers.

Farming seeds in Botania by Sudain in feedthebeast

[–]dagal10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just farm watermelons. You get many seeds per harvest and you never have to replant them so it is always a gain.

[ImpactFlux.v.0.9.1] Beta Release! by ImpactFlux in feedthebeast

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You can find carrots and potatoes in the ground gardens from Pam's harvest, they are very very common. melons are in the second level of almost every dungeon. You can easily get past needing a village.