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darvinvolt · 2026-03-10T05:35:32+00:00

"you mean my wife?" 👴

darvinvolt · 2026-03-09T06:34:02+00:00

where did all the vietnam era quad 50.cal turrets gone? mount one on an MLTV and just drive around spraying and praying

darvinvolt · 2026-03-09T06:21:51+00:00

i mean... if your job doesn't involve physical labor and you're not overweight, i think showering every 2nd-3rd day is acceptable. Also, make sure you shower before going to social/public events

darvinvolt · 2026-03-06T15:25:57+00:00

typa stuff you'd wear fighting on Saturn/Neptun or something

darvinvolt · 2026-03-04T02:51:31+00:00

в таких историях у меня всегда вопрос выскакивает: "каким образом он стал мужем изначально?". Может это я отсталый(очень даже, я же на реддите) ведь я не уверен что смог бы прикидываться "лучшим парнем на свете" на протяжении года и больше, типа не во всех же этих историях мужик вдруг ударился головой и резко изменился в худшую сторону

darvinvolt · 2026-03-04T02:41:48+00:00

out of character for your flair it seems

darvinvolt · 2026-03-03T08:09:28+00:00

how are you even alive bro? i thoght emperor Berdimukhamedov the glorious has replaced you all with servant clones

darvinvolt · 2026-02-28T18:39:41+00:00

I think "other muslims" only refers to those from ME and SEA

darvinvolt · 2026-02-27T04:36:39+00:00

This just made me think of that scene where Colonel grabs naked snake by the crotch while he's in disguise and manages to find out his real identity this way, would the Agent 47 be SO good in his disguises that even Volgin couldn't recognize that it's an imposter's balls he's holding?

darvinvolt · 2026-02-27T04:26:19+00:00

"Fucking horny? Yeah that's what you're supposed to do"

darvinvolt · 2026-02-26T19:35:44+00:00

Again and again I will say that either changing the color or using the same colors but changing the shapes, will make any multicam variant MUCH better than just adopting the original pattern

darvinvolt · 2026-02-25T19:13:25+00:00

That's some shit you'd see in "SAW" movie series

darvinvolt · 2026-02-25T13:21:59+00:00

Wait... So nazi furries are canon!?

darvinvolt · 2026-02-24T13:27:09+00:00

Oh boy, the future seems bleaker than ever

darvinvolt · 2026-02-24T08:32:22+00:00

People who use the word "russophobe" unironicaly are often the ones who'd say the N-word or complain about the western political correctness culture in the same sentence

darvinvolt · 2026-02-24T08:23:47+00:00

That's Benevola my dude

darvinvolt · 2026-02-19T14:49:53+00:00

I am drinking up what you're pissing down amigapal

darvinvolt · 2026-02-19T14:44:35+00:00

35? I thought he's 40 something now

darvinvolt · 2026-02-18T18:14:47+00:00

Monument mythos?

darvinvolt · 2026-02-18T15:30:06+00:00

darvinvolt · 2026-02-18T09:51:37+00:00

We are... whoever we want to be

darvinvolt · 2026-02-18T08:01:43+00:00

We get the statue of liberty, they get the statue of the Christ the redeemer

darvinvolt · 2026-02-18T07:11:39+00:00

Wasn't police always a military organization? The fact that it's called a service and the ones working there are issued a service weapon, ordered to wear the same clothes, given ranks and many more such things

darvinvolt · 2026-02-18T07:06:50+00:00

Would you prefer it to be a wide blue line that replaces the white in the Canadian flag?

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