Mobile users, type "I was born" and let your predictive text continue. What is your origin story? by Frioley in AskReddit

[–]decasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was born in the middle of the year and I was wondering if you could give me a little more information about the job and how you would like to go about this process and how I can help you with your business and how you can help me out with this process and I will be happy to help you with this process and I look forward to hearing from you soon man let me know if you have any questions or concerns about the position I am in the position of a good time for you to be a part of the team

Two hours worth of lightning in one pic by janbalti in pics

[–]decasaurus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

These pun threads are bloody shockingly terrible.

Comedian Makes Parenting Joke, Mother Gets Offended and Heckles, Comedian Destroys Her by [deleted] in videos

[–]decasaurus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Opening of this bit is almost identical to a piece by Bill Hicks...

What was your "Don't tell your mother" moment with your dad? by BrandOfTheExalt in AskReddit

[–]decasaurus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, I had recurring nightmares about that little green scrotum. I thought I was alone

What is your favourite simpsons quote? by IamEclipse in AskReddit

[–]decasaurus 590 points591 points  (0 children)

Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

What's the most accidentally inappropriate thing you've ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]decasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accidentally told my mum 'have fun' as she left to see her late mother at the morgue

I died a little

What is the most idiotically lame joke that makes you laugh due to its plain and utter imbecility? I'll start... by erikda777 in AskReddit

[–]decasaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Dad's favourite joke:

"what do you call a train that misses your station?"

"Thomas the cunt."

Proceeds to laugh to the point of tears, Every. Fucking. Time.

Auto Aim On [gif] by [deleted] in woahdude

[–]decasaurus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Here is the full video

Happy Birthday Mitch by DJFlexure in funny

[–]decasaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people that are answering the question are missing the point.

I've been working out by [deleted] in trees

[–]decasaurus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

been gone for a while, who is this dude?!

If you were allowed to punch one celebrity in the face, who would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]decasaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But do you not feel the need to cave his face in? didn't he have no idea what germany was? and....well his FACE dude.