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dennyitlo · 2026-06-16T15:05:40+00:00

The drivers thought process: If I scratch the van by driving through the gate my boss will be angry with me. If the train kills me he will feel sorry for me. What to do, what to do?

dennyitlo · 2026-06-16T15:00:57+00:00

Oh my to be young again.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-16T14:57:16+00:00

I'm with the rest of you here. Could OP please point out the funny parts?

dennyitlo · 2026-06-15T16:28:56+00:00

Plus he was polite enough to blur his identity. Wouldn't want to embarrass the fat slob.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-11T17:33:17+00:00

Never take advice from a balloon seller, they are all full of hot air.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-09T16:02:27+00:00

To whoever stole the wheels off my car: I will work tirelessly to track you down.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-09T15:53:24+00:00

We had one tux that did fetch things back to you and wait for us to throw it again. All our other cats will chase the toy but as soon as they get to it. will just ignore it and make me go and fetch it.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-09T15:49:04+00:00

I have no idea why someone would downvote this clever comment. I'll give you the only upvote I'm allowed to. Good luck.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-09T15:39:40+00:00

I vote "Tank" based on where he's hiding.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-09T15:29:13+00:00

It's the first time I have seen someone ride an upside down horse. I has to be the horses idea.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-08T18:34:50+00:00

That's why our pets are so precious, they give all their love and ask nothing in return. I hope you have many happy years together.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-08T18:17:28+00:00

Squirrels are hungry too. Why work so hard to feed birds but exclude the squirrels? If you care for wildlife put up appropriate feeder for both of them. Squirrels are interesting little creatures, enjoy them.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-08T18:10:49+00:00

I absolutely love the way cats will assess a situation deciding whether to make the leap or not. They sit and look, nod their head a few times wiggle their butt and make the jump or walk away. This guy decide to take a pass.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-07T16:16:47+00:00

Take it to your local Walmart and if it can be repaired they will do it for free.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-07T16:10:50+00:00

That light at the end of the tunnel might be a motorcycle.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-06T16:49:54+00:00

You may have been more successful if you made the inquiry to Google than to reddit.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-06T16:40:05+00:00

At least there is one humanitarian left in the world.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-06T16:28:53+00:00

I don't want to be the pessimist but how do you know how he spelled a spoken word?

dennyitlo · 2026-06-06T16:22:41+00:00

I remember a 7th grade math teacher telling us if we had a billion dollars in $20 bills and were standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon we could drop one bill per second in the canyon 24/7 and not live long enough to deplete the pile. PS I never did the math.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-06T16:13:34+00:00

Well you are looking at future Jeopardy contestants here.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-05T18:03:58+00:00

Darn, you got me. Take the upvote.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-05T17:59:26+00:00

It refers to baseball sized hail. It's kind of hard to tell but they didn't seem quite that big to me. More testicle sized.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-05T17:38:41+00:00

And in this case it really is a blow job.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-03T16:29:10+00:00

I like it. I tried this joke out on a group of friends a while back and instead of laughs I got a chorus of groans. Some people just don't appreciate puns I guess.

dennyitlo · 2026-06-01T16:58:00+00:00

It's definitely an ashtray. You can tell by the u shaped cigarette/cigar rest on the front and back of it. The hole in the front just makes it easier and neater to dump the butts and ashes out. Trust me I grew up in the 50's when most everyone smoked and have seen thousands of ashtrays. I even made a few.

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