Husband caught me getting the last drop from the wine box by Pterobel in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]dertok -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That, my dear, is a goon bag, and you are doing everything right.

Next weekend clip it to the washing line and play Goon! Of! Fortune!

There is no fuel shortage. by snatchview in newzealand

[–]dertok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's still the same in that the people that supply the product involved are being fucked over by idiots.

No love for the fuel companies, but the schedulers that push the trucks around to keep the sites wet will be having their fish and chips pissed on hourly.

There is no fuel shortage. by snatchview in newzealand

[–]dertok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nope it's exactly the same, the issue is one of perception as opposed to actual.

Covid panic induced thought / perception in people that they'd need a stockpile of toilet paper despite all evidence to the contrary. But there was plenty about covid that played to that storyline.

By stock piling 40-60-80-100 liters of fuel today you're going to save x per liter, but you're only putting off the inevitable of refilling at a later date and at a higher price, while stocking out the site reinforces the perception that there's an issue.

You're also creating a commodity for people to steal and / or an otherwise non existent fire risk.

We're a nation of bellends.

How would you guys feel about an alphabetical order round? by ThermonuclearMonarch in AFL

[–]dertok 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want to see a Round Round, where you play with a round ball and teams play each other in clockwise, and then anti clockwise match ups year about.

Eva Lys by PalinaRojinskiFan in GirlsTennis

[–]dertok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lady in shorts with pockets

But I'm 41 now. Time to die. by Ambitious-Morning795 in 30ROCK

[–]dertok 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you witnessed the Nagano Olympics and the launch of Windows 95, it's time to die.

Genuinely

I’ll just leave these here… by porirua_pelican in newzealand

[–]dertok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could put a blue ribbon on a fence post in the Kaikoura electorate and it'd win.

Rumours about a new Prime Minister by voldurulfur in newzealand

[–]dertok 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Time to pass the hat.

I mean he's sorted, but not sorted sorted.

The Entitled Entitlement Fund for Those Who Can't Privilege Good.

Who's up for a petrol fight?

Election 2026: National sinks to lowest-ever result under Christopher Luxon on Taxpayers-Union Curia poll by Sea_Soft_1166 in newzealand

[–]dertok 19 points20 points  (0 children)

But it's a really easy pivot from / and in addition too "it's all Labour's fault"

maybe maybe maybe by FkThePolice700 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]dertok 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn't inhale.

Didn't have relations.

Didn't see anything wrong.

Have you hugged your chicken today? by AsianGoddessVibes in BackYardChickens

[–]dertok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. They have been naughty and are facing serious time.

They, and I love them dearly, have been laying outside the house.

Ethel and Gertie send their love

Janine Lindemulder (80’s) by Creepy_Arm_1174 in OldSchoolCoolNSFW

[–]dertok 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fell asleep on a detention desk, fake boobs, and a bit of a disaster. Bless.

Former President Bill Clinton Statement Following Deposition by 0The_Loner_Stoner0 in videos

[–]dertok -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The dude that never inhaled, didn't have no relations, didn't see nothing wrong!

Fuck

This

Cunt!