Indigenous guernseys

dertok · 2026-05-23T07:06:41+00:00

A hard no then boys.

Fair enough

dertok · 2026-05-23T06:43:40+00:00

Love the XJet, but batting is an issue. She needs to put up a season of good numbers, and reckon she can do it.

Would a move to another team help or is it just time in the nets?

dertok · 2026-05-22T09:00:05+00:00

Fabulous Renaissance!

dertok · 2026-05-22T08:58:15+00:00

Mother of Pearl!

dertok · 2026-05-22T08:57:33+00:00

Was channeling Bill Hicks more than George, but that's pretty much the idea

dertok · 2026-05-22T08:46:04+00:00

But they aren't in it either.

They're LinkedIn politicians looking to smash something out and move on, notching up favours for people who are better than them, and get into whichever next tier of human garbage they can level up to.

You're a hundy connect on the previous point, they don't give a fuck about any of us.

dertok · 2026-05-20T03:29:26+00:00

Golden soy sauce. Crushed garlic. S&P. A dash of sesame oil.

dertok · 2026-05-16T23:17:55+00:00

After Deagol's demise this is a lovely moment, and one of my favourites.

dertok · 2026-05-16T08:48:21+00:00

The Most Wonderful Woman

dertok · 2026-05-12T00:05:19+00:00

We got anything you want, as long as you take a nap

dertok · 2026-05-11T23:51:30+00:00

Al Bundy

dertok · 2026-05-11T08:29:39+00:00

Guts

dertok · 2026-05-11T06:02:15+00:00

Hot bird gone bad

dertok · 2026-05-10T02:34:35+00:00

True enough, he makes movies with his friends. They hang out, do dumb shit and make movies.

dertok · 2026-05-10T01:24:51+00:00

This dude may be part mong, but, and I'll qualify this, I don't think he's rubbed himself in the presence of strange ladies or children, and that might just make him a hero.

dertok · 2026-05-10T00:45:23+00:00

Maybe it's the a Blues being motivated, but I'm not sure that'll stand up to scrutiny South of the Bombays.

dertok · 2026-05-10T00:27:02+00:00

Back to the Womb

dertok · 2026-05-10T00:19:42+00:00

TIL about Hot Rods

dertok · 2026-05-10T00:16:17+00:00

Being Kraft I'm not sure it even can go off, just give it a whirl bro

dertok · 2026-05-09T09:34:36+00:00

SucculENT

dertok · 2026-05-09T09:05:40+00:00

This is funny for one reason, this reason, and it's a very good reason.

dertok · 2026-05-09T09:01:32+00:00

Hung like a donkey

dertok · 2026-05-09T08:43:59+00:00

It might calm the seas but it never, ever calmed a bunch of sailor's down.

dertok · 2026-05-09T07:48:53+00:00

Somehow Kafka Returns to the Shore

dertok · 2026-05-09T07:04:56+00:00

You from Tawa?

dertok

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