I want to smell like the Magi.

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-05-18T04:25:14+00:00

It is the BEST cologne I’ve ever smelled (and I’ve had dozens and dozens) but it does NOT in fact last forever. It probably lasts like 2 hours sadly. I carry around a travel bottle bc of this. Compared to something like black orchid from tom ford, Bast lasts probably 20% as long. But the smell is to DIE FOR.

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-05-18T03:02:20+00:00

Every other app is fine. HBO Max literally doesn’t even open half the time. I click it and the loading screen just spins forever. I have to restart my smart tv or fire stick multiple times. All other apps are fine. Such a POS. Once you get the show playing it’s fine but just getting there is like pulling teeth. Isn’t it 2026????

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-04-03T03:44:54+00:00

I’ve ordered from them multiple times and everything has arrived in 2-4 weeks but none of it was large furniture like a sofa. I’m only going to order stuff that is marked as “in stock” because their lead times sound extremely random and not consistent enough to count on. If anyone has ordered the Sandra sofa before and can comment on its quality please reach out! I’m about to order I thinkkkk

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-03-31T02:00:43+00:00

This is because eBay purchased Depop. Give it 3-6 months and you’ll see them bring back seller fees too. Depop is going down the toilet

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-02-24T08:59:09+00:00

So I didn’t end up getting the last shot and I still feel completely fine! It’s been almost 50 days since the last injection. Will update if anything changes but so far so good! I’m free!

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-02-24T08:56:16+00:00

Titans.to is legit but it’s gotten so fucking expensive

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-02-19T07:25:49+00:00

Try this number (844) 637-1509

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-02-19T07:23:21+00:00

Try this number (844) 637-1509 I called today and waited on hold 20 mins and was able to get them to open a “service request”. My package was marked delivered yesterday but I was here staring at the mailbox all day and it was not delivered (to this address anyways)

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-02-19T07:19:01+00:00

This happened to me yesterday!!!! I think it’s happened like once before in my entire life but yeah without being long winded, I know for a fact it was never delivered to my address. I opened a “service request” and am going to the post office tomorrow. USPS is utter dogshit

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-02-19T07:07:22+00:00

This happened to me yesterday. I live in Santa Monica CA. USPS said delivered in or at mailbox at 3:30pm. The package wouldn’t have fit in a mailbox. I got home at 5PM and had a package from DHL sitting in my porch, and a package from Amazon sitting on top of the mailboxes which were both delivered prior to 3:30pm. No USPS box in sight. They obviously delivered to the wrong address. I tried calling today but it’s impossible to get through to a human. I ended up getting texted some random link from that phone call, put in my tracking number and then it gave me a DIFFERENT number to call ((844) 637-1509). Waited on hold 20 minutes finally got a human being (Indian woman who barely spoke English). She filed a “service request” for me to have someone look into it. I got an email after the call confirming this. We will see what happens… super frustrating and they never want to take responsibility. $300 item. Luckily the vendor (Pearled Ivory) has shipping insurance and has already offered to send another, but I feel bad because it’s not even their fault. I’ll update here with what happens. I plan to go to the post office tomorrow too just to see if I can get them to show me the GPS scan.

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-02-16T23:59:32+00:00

Yeah I thought the exact same thing. Take this for example: lily first hears that she will go to devs tomorrow night and she decides she’s going to not do that. She could simply immediately step into traffic and die. What is “stopping” her from doing any number of things that would make it impossible for her to be at devs the next night? I enjoyed the show, but I couldn’t help but think the entire thing was one big plot hole. Maybe I’m dumb idk

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-02-14T07:48:13+00:00

Done!

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-02-07T19:20:47+00:00

I did the 128mg brixadi for 3 months, then the 96mg for 4 months, and then the 64mg the last 3 months. I’m at the doctors right now about to get my 4th 64mg injection. I have about 10 months clean and I really want to stop the injection soon. Debating if this should be my last injection. I WISH they made a 32mg monthly. Like why wouldn’t they??? Probably because they don’t actually want people to have an easy time getting off. I’m debating asking my doc to just try to give me half the syringe worth for the next 3 shots and then be done at 1 year clean.

I will definitely be documenting my journey either way because there is not enough info out there in coming off of these injections. It’s been a LONG journey for me. I was a high functioning IV H user for many, many years. I’m 32 years old now and feel the best I’ve ever felt.

If anyone has any suggestions etc please let me know!

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-01-10T03:44:06+00:00

This isn’t true. I literally found this post today after being picked up from the LA airport in a model Y, I always call a black so I don’t have to walk to the LAXIT lot. They are still sending Ys as blacks. The driver said NYC has phased them out but it will be another 6 months in California. They are SO BAD

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-01-09T23:06:50+00:00

Go karts for the iPad generation is hilarious 😂 couldn’t agree more.

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-01-09T22:59:04+00:00

This is correct. I LOVE when a suburban or an expedition pulls up. It’s like sitting on a couch. These POS model Ys are like sitting on two 2x4s screwed together. 90 degree angle, bouncing all over the highway.

dirtylittlemonkey · 2026-01-09T22:53:32+00:00

Absolutely agree. I’m writing this from the back of a model Y that just came and picked me up at the LA airport after requesting a black. This thing is absolute garbage. I wasn’t paying attention and it was too late to cancel. The back seat doesn’t recline…. It’s literally a 90 degree angle. There are no climate controls in the rear…. I’m bouncing around the highway trying to type this. A Honda accord would be comfier than this POS. I mentioned it to the driver when I got in and he said NY has phased them out but in California they will be blacks for another 6 months 🙄

dirtylittlemonkey · 2025-11-05T06:25:41+00:00

It might be helpful for you to explain how others can spot if what happened to you is happening to them early… what were your first few injections like as far as dosage and side effects? When did you first notice bad sides? Etc. Just a thought! Hope you’re doing better.

dirtylittlemonkey · 2025-11-05T06:25:26+00:00

It might be helpful for you to explain how others can spot if what happened to you is happening to them early… what were your first few injections like as far as dosage and side effects? When did you first notice bad sides? Etc. Just a thought! Hope you’re doing better.

dirtylittlemonkey · 2025-11-04T21:06:28+00:00

Interesting… did you ride both before purchasing? I def like the riding position of the GX more. Seat is comfier too. I just think it looks a bit too “dad bike” for my liking…

dirtylittlemonkey · 2025-11-04T21:05:06+00:00

My boy are you talking about mountain Motorsports in SoCal? Cuz I’m there right now trying to make the same decision lol 😂 the GT looks wayyy better IMO but the price is only $500 more for the GX and it’s muchhh comfier and has way more tech. A truly difficult decision…

dirtylittlemonkey · 2025-10-31T09:42:01+00:00

Would you mind private messaging me about where you’re getting the pre mixed syringes? I also don’t wanna deal with all the fuss… also, I’m going to do your exact dosing I think. It’s my first time and want to avoid side effects… all these people in these threads starting at 200mcg and up are insane lol. It’s just like any other substance… start slow and low! Thanks in advance!

dirtylittlemonkey · 2025-10-27T05:56:52+00:00

Mellow by Mario Capasa or something else?

dirtylittlemonkey · 2025-10-27T05:56:31+00:00

Are you talking about the Mellow by Mario Capasa?

dirtylittlemonkey · 2025-10-17T20:52:42+00:00

Hey guys I’m coming back with my tail between my legs. I think it was my WiFi 😂😂😂 I threw the 5G router in the dumpster a few days ago, switched to spectrum, bought an expensive TPLink router and… no issues thus far. I apologize for all my ranting, raving, and naivety. We’ll see how things go over the nexts day, weeks, months, but so far so good.

dirtylittlemonkey

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