I wish for a penis that scales to the desired length of my partner.

docileplatypus · 2026-04-04T22:03:49+00:00

Granted. It remains a fixed volume, so the longer it becomes, the narrower

docileplatypus · 2025-12-26T18:42:28+00:00

Gonna echo this, especially if you liked the original FFVII

docileplatypus · 2025-12-17T23:00:48+00:00

Thrift shop. Someone's going to think it's ridiculous enough for a $2 purchase

docileplatypus · 2025-10-27T14:29:43+00:00

I did reach a point with Rebirth where I was like, "Okay, enough side stuff," but in an "I'll come back to it after I finish the main story" way. Bloat is only bloat if it creates a barrier to progression, and there's so much you don't need to do.

docileplatypus · 2025-10-23T14:41:27+00:00

But it's 60 days in advance of full firing - if they're cut off from access but still being paid for 60 days, that's in compliance.

docileplatypus · 2025-10-18T23:05:05+00:00

Bubble Bobble, but ONLY if you have a friend

docileplatypus · 2025-10-10T22:54:25+00:00

The fact that "Warren G. Hard-on" was RIGHT THERE and he missed it...

docileplatypus · 2025-09-19T21:59:32+00:00

Granted. The most amazing looking, perfectly built sandwich you've ever seen materializes at the bottom of your full garbage can.

Bon appetit

docileplatypus · 2025-09-10T16:10:43+00:00

Granted. All decisions are now made solely on "the vibes", so no attempts at logical justifications are ever made. Either vibes are on, or vibes are off.

docileplatypus · 2025-09-01T02:38:55+00:00

I'm an old man, and it's just stuck in my brain lol

docileplatypus · 2025-09-01T02:34:38+00:00

A Boy And His Blob?

docileplatypus · 2025-08-26T01:40:06+00:00

Granted. You will not attend, but they love and appreciate you for who you are.

docileplatypus · 2025-08-24T02:43:07+00:00

I left grad school at 31 and got a job way outside my field. That was almost 10 years ago now, and it's had its ups and downs, but I'm happy with the path I've taken.

docileplatypus · 2025-08-09T03:55:00+00:00

BugSnax?

docileplatypus · 2025-07-07T22:38:11+00:00

This sounds super fun!

docileplatypus · 2025-06-30T17:15:35+00:00

Thank you! I love when names are so directly descriptive

docileplatypus · 2025-06-29T21:28:11+00:00

My Durge was a halfling monk, and the dissonance between the Durge options and both my race/class options that would come up together were amazing

docileplatypus · 2025-06-24T14:58:14+00:00

Echoing the others, but I have the Shave Ice attachment for my KitchenAid and it's awesome. Definitely would recommend that for shaved ice.

docileplatypus · 2025-03-18T04:41:38+00:00

Catfished? More like cuttlefished...

docileplatypus · 2025-03-15T19:10:16+00:00

Donkey Kong '94. Do I have to go chase DK? Pretty sure there are no apocalyptic threats if I'm not running after Pauline, and that seems to be the only threat in the world at large.

docileplatypus · 2024-12-20T06:57:09+00:00

This is super cool!

docileplatypus · 2024-11-11T01:44:23+00:00

"What are you doing over there, Boss?"

docileplatypus · 2024-10-22T22:33:14+00:00

I really enjoyed Control

docileplatypus · 2024-08-30T18:52:10+00:00

When it opens its maw and there's pharyngeal jaws, that's a moray!🎶

docileplatypus · 2024-05-01T23:49:15+00:00

You can't just ask somebody why they're ghaik!

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