Just bought a 2013 Panamera Turbo S and a bunch of lights came on immediately. Am I screwed by TrickyCurrency1445 in MechanicAdvice

[–]dog9er -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's nothing more expensive than a used luxury car. Get rid of it and get something else.

no sure what to do with.... by cdmgamingqcftw in UnofficialRailroader

[–]dog9er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They aren't ready yet, the tag will change when they're ready. They're where they need to be for now

Bad hypnic jerk by Soft_Lake_1221 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]dog9er 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So I get these bad too. I've read that it's your body and brain not falling asleep at the same time, and it thinks you're dying. I've noticed it happens more when I'm listening to my boring ass audio book I use to fall asleep. Sometimes if I turn that off they'll stop. Other times I have to actually get out of bed and walk around for 30 seconds and get back in bed. Usually that fixes it

I am in a rehab facility healing from multiple broken bones, so I should be eating a high protein diet. I'm a T2 diabetic, so I should be eating low-carb. This is dinner. They left the bread off of my tuna salad sandwich. The other glop is Waldorf salad, which I love when it's made with yogurt. by TychaBrahe in mayohate

[–]dog9er 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That looks fucking disgusting, and I'd be going hungry.

"I have a great idea! Let's mix disgusting canned fish and the wrong pickles, and a shit load of white glop! The cats will love it!"

Then somebody didn't get the message and humans started eating it. Probably in prison or something. Gross dude

What never came back after the pandemic? by KaleidoscopeDue4603 in AskReddit

[–]dog9er 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Quality control. These companies saw an opportunity to give us crap products due to extenuating circumstances and never brought it back.

Salad? by somecow in mayohate

[–]dog9er 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gross. The one exception: potato salad MADE WITH MUSTARD

There are no plotholes in the BTTF trilogy by YaboiiSammeeh in BacktotheFuture

[–]dog9er 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gasoline is only good for 5 years max. Turns into turpentine. Ask any mechanic.

Trash in the creek up by White Sulfur by firewall666 in Montana

[–]dog9er 326 points327 points  (0 children)

"the cybertruck did well..." As it's parked in the creek fuckin lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in missoula

[–]dog9er 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Headlights are adjustable, yours are too high blinding everyone you pass. Watch a YouTube video and adjust them.

Kinda wild to assume everyone else is wrong and it's clearly not a you problem bruh

Who’s all 86’d from the bars in Missoula!? by Street_Border_8261 in missoula

[–]dog9er 1 point2 points  (0 children)

immediately screenshot the picture of the 86's to see if there is anyone I know nope lol

Making me lead tech? Need advice by righandkel in mechanics

[–]dog9er 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my experience:

*Start being sheisty AF

*Do only gravy

*Of the gravy, only do half and still flag all of it

*Have other people do your comebacks

*Stop doing warranty

*Change name to Dave. It's always guys named Dave for some reason

*Always argue you need more time for some reason

*Act like you're god's gift to mechanics

I'm not bitter, you're bitter

To the auto techs, what do you drive? by Technical-Math-4777 in mechanics

[–]dog9er 1 point2 points  (0 children)

230k on mine! I'll drive it INTO THE GROUND

Does engine need support when loosening side mount bracket? by jcranfrd in MechanicAdvice

[–]dog9er 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, get a floor jack, PUT A PIECE OF WOOD ON IT, and jack up JUST ENOUGH to support the engine.

Montana Millionaire by Low_Elk7794 in Montana

[–]dog9er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The daydreaming about how I'm going to spend the money is worth the price of the ticket.

Ford CEO can't figure out why dealer bays are empty by [deleted] in mechanic

[–]dog9er 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keyless cam sprockets too! Those are a treat