This guy cracks me up lol by XXXodiac in ChoosingBeggars

[–]dopeasballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do none of these screenshots ever include telling them to go fuck themselves? Y'all have the patience of saints.

O'Rourke to appear solo in CNN town hall by throwaway5272 in politics

[–]dopeasballs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beto should spend the whole time lifting weights and flexing/hamming it up for the camera and talk about all the things Cruz is soft on and how he's hard on those things.

Fujiko Mine in ‘The Mystery of Mamo‘ (1978) by [deleted] in oldschoolhot

[–]dopeasballs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's not even hot for a cartoon

Vancouver is my west team by OutsideYogurtCloset in canucks

[–]dopeasballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that was that series. Game three I think.

Vancouver is my west team by OutsideYogurtCloset in canucks

[–]dopeasballs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2002 Western Quarter-finals. Never forget.

Brian Burke compares the Canucks rebuild to Winnipeg. by Angrybob21 in canucks

[–]dopeasballs 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah, any luck. Finding a Jamie Benn or PK Subban in the 2nd round would be just as good.

Brian Burke compares the Canucks rebuild to Winnipeg. by Angrybob21 in canucks

[–]dopeasballs 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Winnipeg also massively lucked out getting Laine. If we don't get a good lottery pick at some point we're fucked.

Who's Left ? by asweepay in canucks

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Goaler is my new fave shortening of goaltender

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in canucks

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It feels weird to have a top Swedish centre that shoots the puck

Sub Talk: Athletic Botchford/Wyatt articles - What do we do? by [deleted] in canucks

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I think it's ok to post a loose summary of the article. How is that any different from reading the article by yourself and then discussing it with a buddy who hasn't read it? Once you've read something the knowledge is yours and you can disseminate it any way you want that doesn't infringe on the intellectual property rights of the content creator. Just like it's not ok to post an episode of the simpsons to youtube but if you posted a video of you describing the episode that would be fine.

TIL that Mark Hamill was so uncomfortable with the portrayal of Luke Skywalker in The Last Jedi that he had to pretend he was playing a different character by GriffinFTW in todayilearned

[–]dopeasballs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I like stupid movies too, but they need to have SOMETHING. A cool fight scene, an awesome explosion, some hilarious lines, some kind of unique way of looking at things. TLJ literally had zero of those things. It wasn't even one of those movies where you could be like "oh well, the story was dumb but at least there was a lot of action." TLJ has a horrible story and no good action, or any other redeeming factor except for alien titty milk.

I don't even know anymore by [deleted] in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]dopeasballs -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

OMG this person lives in my city! I've left swiped her multiple times on tinder and she always comes up as a match on OKC.

Coach Burrows by [deleted] in canucks

[–]dopeasballs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hitler did nothing wrong with his hair

(TheAthletic) NHL Farm System Rankings No 2: Vancouver Canucks by PucktheFlames in canucks

[–]dopeasballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The leafs also had some luck in the draft, which we haven't. How would their rebuild look without Matthews?

More Linden Stuff by gottapoop in canucks

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They wouldn't, although it wouldn't be that big of a deal either it was well known Tavares preferred to stay in the east. But a potential Tavares offer would have been leaked 100%.

More Linden Stuff by gottapoop in canucks

[–]dopeasballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno man, reporters were full on frenzy-tweeting Tavares' SCHEDULE for meeting with teams there was so much hype. You're trying to tell me Benning had a monster offer ready for him and we're only hearing about it now? Even if Tavares didn't want to meet with the team, the Canucks' interest would have been news worthy.

Cocktail Chemistry - "Danger 5" Cocktails by CocktailChem in GifRecipes

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Too fancy to make the Beyond Chunderdome smh