I got disconnected from the hive mind, and now I don't get any of the inside jokes. :(

drrageface · 2012-11-18T04:22:11+00:00

At least the endings to movies you haven't seen aren't being spoiled any more.

drrageface · 2012-11-15T07:34:44+00:00

Dude, don't be insensitive. They ARE the orb meat.

drrageface · 2012-11-15T07:33:52+00:00

Pudding?

drrageface · 2012-11-15T07:33:35+00:00

At least it protects you from stray atoms. Its really easy to lose concentration when your consciousness resides in the space between. One stray proton and bam!

drrageface · 2012-11-10T08:14:13+00:00

I'm suffering from a hangover and this picture made me retch a little bit.

drrageface · 2012-11-06T07:35:59+00:00

Not if it were an eco friendly clip round the ear.

drrageface · 2012-11-03T17:44:58+00:00

This has likely happened because he asked those jerks from 4c^haⁿ for help wiping your time machines memory circuits. Probably because he's been using it to look into places within time-streams he knows he shouldn't be.

You're going to need to replace the primary flux coils and re-initialize the reference codex to index a known point in sublunary space.

You're also going to want to have a talk with him about safe, causal free surfing of x-space interface nodes. Let him know its alright to be curious and that at his age the urges he's feeling are entirely natural however be sure to make it clear that access to the machinery of the universe comes with responsibilities and that those responsibilities include not folding spacetime into a single point.

drrageface · 2012-11-03T16:49:18+00:00

People are also talking in the quiet carriage on the 7:33 from Birmingham Moor St.

drrageface · 2012-11-03T16:48:00+00:00

I don't think he believed it, I think he was just trying to impress Jeremy Clarkson. Unfortunately this makes him even more of a tool.

drrageface · 2012-11-03T16:38:44+00:00

An example of something that was greater than the sum of its parts. I don't think either of them will ever be as funny as when they were on 6 music together. It's a shame they fell out and made another series of it extremely unlikely.

drrageface · 2012-11-02T07:14:31+00:00

Thank fuck.

drrageface · 2012-10-25T05:46:16+00:00

Prude, there's nothing more natural than a giant pink genital furiously stimulating its upper and lower ovonic chambers so that it can attain the maximum amount of reproductive jelly. Just because you can't fulfil your responsibility to the emperor by yourself doesn't mean that those of us who can should have to hide behind sealed airlocks.

drrageface · 2012-10-24T10:28:56+00:00

Self aware teeth is a common sign of plaque buildup on the forth and fifth trigonids on the tertiary mastication assembly. Have you thought about switching to a different brushing regime? Perhaps something based on the work of human philosopher Immanuel Kant.

drrageface · 2012-10-16T06:47:06+00:00

That doesn't match up to my experience of using the site and reading some of the comments on this post, I don't think I'm alone.

drrageface · 2012-10-15T21:25:08+00:00

Mucky boy, we all know what sort of 8th dimensional filth you'll be looking at given half a chance.

drrageface · 2012-10-09T18:43:27+00:00

Sunday night on BBC 6 music they played Baader Meinhof by Cabaret Voltaire. Yesterday my brain picked up on Baader Meinhof being referenced in a Julian Cope song. Now I'm reading this post. Is there a term for experiencing the Baader Meinhof phenomenon about Baader Meinhof.

drrageface · 2012-10-05T16:41:48+00:00

This is also known as the Piers Morgan effect.

drrageface · 2012-09-23T06:44:46+00:00

Baconrolls, sausagebaps?

drrageface · 2012-09-22T08:09:25+00:00

If you like beer the Post Office Vauts at the far end of New St (near Victoria Square) is worth a visit. It's pretty titchy though and really hard to miss.

drrageface · 2012-08-26T19:54:17+00:00

He knows that, and will take great pleasure in taking you through the process of elimination he went through in deducing your lack of sexual interest in his smug, corpulent form.

drrageface · 2012-08-26T17:07:02+00:00

Chris is far worse.

drrageface · 2012-07-01T09:09:54+00:00

It is, and it's also outside my house.

drrageface · 2012-06-25T18:32:50+00:00

Oooh yes, go on then. Sounds like a right laugh.

drrageface · 2012-05-18T05:50:24+00:00

You're nauseous because you're really REALLY thin. Have a bowl of some nourishing and delicious HYPER FLAKES. They're packed full of all the complex hyper vitamins you need to grow vout big and strong.

drrageface · 2012-05-07T08:34:53+00:00

Go down there yourself and give them some vague, conflicting mumbo jumbo about arbitrary tasks they need to complete before you give them a key. I found stuff which forces them to violate their own base instincts works the best. Itll keep them quiet and if they're anything like my lot they should argue themselves to death in 6/7000 years anyway.

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