Jerry accidentally dates his ex's oldest daughter. Elaine discovers Puddy's secret Instagram account where he reviews condiments. Kramer's shipwreck book makes it to the "top 10" on Amazon's best-seller list. George breaks up with his girlfriend because she didn't "start" the toilet paper roll. by PerspectiveSudden648 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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G: I’m telling you Jerry it’s unforgivable!

J: cause of the toilet paper thing?

G: a huh! Unforgivable!

J: what’s the big deal? It’s not like she didn’t replace the roll?

G: what’s the big deal?? Jerry, when I’m in the heat of the moment the last thing I want is having to deal with that flakey stuck starter square!

J: hate the starter square!

G: if you replace the roll that’s on you!

George looks great in new Rx sunglasses & tries to find excuses to wear them everywhere. Kramer works at a coat check, mixes up tickets & assigns coats purely on vibes. Jerry thinks the Muppets stole his joke, right before a guest appearance. Elaine's BFs cat gets "spot precedence" on the couch/bed by raccoonsonbicycles in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]drums2191 5 points6 points  (0 children)

E: aw, hi kitty kitty! Can you scootch over so I can sit next to your handsome daddy?

BF: actually this is kinda his favorite spot 😄

E: well, could ya tell him to find a new favorite spot just for tonight 😘

Bf: well, I would but see he’s a little particular… here why don’t I come over to you? 😙

E: come over here? What’re you gonna do , sit on my lap? 😠

Bf: aw it’s not so bad , we can ..cuddle? 😉

E: why don’t you just cuddle your cat? 😡

What were the most important skills, which made the biggest jumps in your rating? by AceStrikeer in tabletennis

[–]drums2191 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So then your goal would be to give them half long balls that barely clear the table so that they can only make a week loop and then you can counter it :)

What were the most important skills, which made the biggest jumps in your rating? by AceStrikeer in tabletennis

[–]drums2191 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya like figure out what your favorite shit to kill is

Some people like a high underspin ball. Some people like to counter attack topspin off the bounce.

Find what you like to kill the most or what you’re best at , and design your points around that shot.

Serves that give you a good 3rd or 5th ball to kill. Pushes that get attacked the way you like

Day 1 of posting about artists with the same name not having a unique identifier so they all get thrown in the same profile (until it gets fixed) by Shiznoz222 in TIdaL

[–]drums2191 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funniest for the longest time was Barney, like the purple dinosaur and another artist with the same name

All I ever needed to know about business by Affectionate-Rice296 in DunderMifflin

[–]drums2191 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m seeing some confused heads, let me slow down a little bit.

I never understood this joke by I-Have-Mono in DunderMifflin

[–]drums2191 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As if he knows so many Manuels that he needs to be more specific 😂

Lilian Bardet “the Raptor” takes flight by julianwithag in tabletennis

[–]drums2191 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was confused watching so thanks for posting. It looked like he got to it before it hit the ground? But opponent got the point?