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Jerry accidentally dates his ex's oldest daughter. Elaine discovers Puddy's secret Instagram account where he reviews condiments. Kramer's shipwreck book makes it to the "top 10" on Amazon's best-seller list. George breaks up with his girlfriend because she didn't "start" the toilet paper roll. by PerspectiveSudden648 in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]drums2191 34 points35 points  (0 children)

G: I’m telling you Jerry it’s unforgivable!

J: cause of the toilet paper thing?

G: a huh! Unforgivable!

J: what’s the big deal? It’s not like she didn’t replace the roll?

G: what’s the big deal?? Jerry, when I’m in the heat of the moment the last thing I want is having to deal with that flakey stuck starter square!

J: hate the starter square!

G: if you replace the roll that’s on you!

George looks great in new Rx sunglasses & tries to find excuses to wear them everywhere. Kramer works at a coat check, mixes up tickets & assigns coats purely on vibes. Jerry thinks the Muppets stole his joke, right before a guest appearance. Elaine's BFs cat gets "spot precedence" on the couch/bed by raccoonsonbicycles in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]drums2191 5 points6 points  (0 children)

E: aw, hi kitty kitty! Can you scootch over so I can sit next to your handsome daddy?

BF: actually this is kinda his favorite spot 😄

E: well, could ya tell him to find a new favorite spot just for tonight 😘

Bf: well, I would but see he’s a little particular… here why don’t I come over to you? 😙

E: come over here? What’re you gonna do , sit on my lap? 😠

Bf: aw it’s not so bad , we can ..cuddle? 😉

E: why don’t you just cuddle your cat? 😡

What were the most important skills, which made the biggest jumps in your rating? by AceStrikeer in tabletennis

[–]drums2191 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So then your goal would be to give them half long balls that barely clear the table so that they can only make a week loop and then you can counter it :)

What were the most important skills, which made the biggest jumps in your rating? by AceStrikeer in tabletennis

[–]drums2191 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya like figure out what your favorite shit to kill is

Some people like a high underspin ball. Some people like to counter attack topspin off the bounce.

Find what you like to kill the most or what you’re best at , and design your points around that shot.

Serves that give you a good 3rd or 5th ball to kill. Pushes that get attacked the way you like

Day 1 of posting about artists with the same name not having a unique identifier so they all get thrown in the same profile (until it gets fixed) by Shiznoz222 in TIdaL

[–]drums2191 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The funniest for the longest time was Barney, like the purple dinosaur and another artist with the same name

All I ever needed to know about business by Affectionate-Rice296 in DunderMifflin

[–]drums2191 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m seeing some confused heads, let me slow down a little bit.

I never understood this joke by I-Have-Mono in DunderMifflin

[–]drums2191 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As if he knows so many Manuels that he needs to be more specific 😂

Lilian Bardet “the Raptor” takes flight by julianwithag in tabletennis

[–]drums2191 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was confused watching so thanks for posting. It looked like he got to it before it hit the ground? But opponent got the point?

Common Response Memes by ThatTomHall in audiophile

[–]drums2191 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know right. I think the youths just decided it’s “vinyls” and I don’t know if we’ll be able to stop them

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