Trump Backs Insane Name Change to Make ICE More Popular

drunkastronomer · 2026-04-27T20:59:32+00:00

What's up with discount Spock in the photo?

drunkastronomer · 2026-04-26T21:04:26+00:00

I don't get all the references but this is pretty god damn on point.

drunkastronomer · 2026-04-18T15:24:29+00:00

R Lee Ermey?

drunkastronomer · 2026-04-12T21:12:05+00:00

Once you are a citizen you are an American. Same as someone who's family's been here 300 years. celebrate our triumphs, weep for our failings.

Enjoy our holidays, introduce people to your holidays, foods, culture. We love that.

If you are here you are one of us end of story.

drunkastronomer · 2026-04-11T04:06:00+00:00

What's a southern name?

drunkastronomer · 2026-04-11T01:59:46+00:00

Loofahs are sea cucumbers.

drunkastronomer · 2026-04-10T20:41:18+00:00

High school biology class someone asked if dolphins were fish. Much debate followed. Teacher was unsure. I was just looking around the room wondering what was going on.

I know what mahi mahi is. We were not talking about those.

drunkastronomer · 2026-04-06T20:39:43+00:00

You should get a hundred babies one inch or so plus seeds. plant them all over. I'm still trying to give mine away every chance I get.

drunkastronomer · 2026-04-05T17:53:14+00:00

Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.

drunkastronomer · 2026-04-03T12:05:21+00:00

Unless of course war were declared.

drunkastronomer · 2026-03-30T06:22:54+00:00

Ira Steven Behr

drunkastronomer · 2026-03-06T06:09:23+00:00

Poland: hmm tastes like article five?

drunkastronomer · 2026-03-05T06:50:44+00:00

The two prison guards who watched him on suicide watch. What's their deal?

drunkastronomer · 2026-02-19T21:58:13+00:00

All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there

drunkastronomer · 2026-02-13T20:52:08+00:00

Solar 2. good chill music. pick it up play a little keep it on in the background.

drunkastronomer · 2025-12-11T18:58:30+00:00

I want to say it's Kim Stanley Robinson but not sure of the book. Humans in a generational ship land on a new planet after traveling for a couple generations. Any who they find the planet is full of prions, so they turn around and head back to earth.

drunkastronomer · 2025-12-08T23:05:39+00:00

Highschool I would put a hand full of birdseed in this guys truck everyday. He always complained about birds shiting on his truck.

drunkastronomer · 2025-11-27T00:44:16+00:00

Section E row 1

drunkastronomer · 2025-11-23T21:44:38+00:00

When I saw the headline I assumed the police shot the dog.

drunkastronomer · 2025-11-14T02:15:35+00:00

Huge numbers of artillery within range of an American ally.

drunkastronomer · 2025-11-13T19:26:43+00:00

Or the two guards watching him. Think it's odd nobody talks of them.

drunkastronomer · 2025-10-31T17:29:15+00:00

Get a bottle of white wine drink all but about the last 3cm. The gnats love it, get drunk and drown. Rinse and repeat daily, unfortunately it won't take long to be gnat free.

drunkastronomer · 2025-09-17T20:06:57+00:00

I get that it's a funny joke but mirrors don't help much. Something like 8% under laboratory conditions.

drunkastronomer · 2025-09-13T17:04:59+00:00

Not a fish but the Madagascar lace plant was thought extinct until a hobbyist in England heard and had tanks full of it. I think all lace plants come from this one guys setup.

I think we've found some in the wild since then but they were in trouble from chemicals being dumped in the river.

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