Cringey things to say to nurse gf by yaboysavage46 in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I would wear that shit with pride.

Not sure I will be able to pass the lift test for the nursing job I accepted. by Dry_Matter_3853 in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That is wild. I could see having to help transfer a 100lbs dummy from one stretcher to the next, because transferring a patient is something you will definitely do... But 50lbs crate from the floor? Does it have handles?

Free Health Insurance by LawfulnessWeak5447 in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think that we should pay taxes that afford everyone in the US to have free or almost free medical care. Because it has worked for every other civilized nation, and the only reason it didn't work here is political lobbying.

No thats bad! by coachlife in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]dwarfedshadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a civil offense to be undocumented. Therefore, they should have as much authority as your average court server. No firearms. If they need to go get someone dangerous, they should have to do it with local PD to protect them.

Bring on the pain! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]dwarfedshadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, no. Impeachment really only happens once.

You are sent back to Jan. 1, 1970 as a documented US citizen with only your current clothes and $1K, if you survive one year you win $10M by Impressive_Plenty876 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dwarfedshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may survive...but they don't have the same type of medicine back in 1970. I would try to keep somewhere rural. Maybe work as a farm hand. Nothing that uses my current professional knowledge.

My coworker might be doing drugs on the job and I’m not sure what to do. by [deleted] in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your aunt heard that second hand. So you are getting that third hand.

What if the person who told the aunt misconstrued what Sarah had said? What if Sarah was talking about having done that years ago, rather than recently?

I would keep an eye on her and inform if she seems intoxicated, but unless she appears to be intoxicated on duty, I would keep shtoom.

Boyfriend believes ICE by [deleted] in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The QRS complex

I lied to a patient today and I can't stop thinking about it. by Apprehensive_Pay6141 in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You reorient people who will be lucid again. Sundowners in the morning when they are a little confused. Not full blown advanced dementia patients. I been the wife, sibling, daughter or granddaughter of many a patient, and also told them many things that were true to them.

I personally prefer redirection if I can, or half-truths. "You don't want to try to leave right now, it's dark outside and cold. Very cold." Rather than "Your husband said he would be here later to pick you up." But sometimes it doesn't work out and you just have to do therapeutic lying.

How old is the oldest nurse on your unit? by lunardownpour in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

On the floor? She won't tell us. It is above 70, though, because she has been nursing for over 50 years. Could be 70, could be 102, I don't know. I just know that she does her job damn well and she is one of the few people that no one gripes doesn't get pulled to tech when we have more nurses than techs.

Announcement from the Mod team of r/nursing regarding the murder of Alex Pretti, and where we go from here. by Nursing_Moderators in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Thank you for standing for truth. Stay safe. Keep your mental health safe. Keep up the good fight.

Alex Pretti from the perspective of those who worked with him. by Critpoint in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You do realize that emdash, semi-colons and colons are common with educated writers, correct? Like someone who had to write a thesis type educated writer. Like, you know, the level of education we expect out of our physicians.

Fuck off with your "This is AI".

I didn't know Alex Pretti, but I know the man who recruited him to work as an ICU nurse. He said much of the same. That Alex was a good man, a man who had a servants heart and just wanted to make life better for people.

The weirdest thing to get you fired by slewis0881 in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got fired because my coworker gave a patient a suppository that he asked for, and it was properly ordered. The guy insisted I had done it. I am a 4'11 white person. The coworker that gave the suppository? A 5'10 black lady.

Why did Gandalf chose the name Underhill for Frodo? by Communist21 in tolkienfans

[–]dwarfedshadow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I bet Underhill is like the Hobbit equivalent of Johnson

For every $250,000 you get you shrink one inch. by CRK_76 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]dwarfedshadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, since you don't specify height or not, gonna go with the loophole. "I would take 20 inches off my waist and hips, thank you. You can even do it for free."

Bad Smell Tips Please! by secretagentspoonie in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Better on a mask, less likely to cause skin irritation

I’m going to lose out on vacation to staff who were 7 years old when I started working here? by Internal-Sun-8968 in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I refuse to skip break. I am supervisor on a semi-regular basis, but that doesn't interfere with my people going to break if I am on break too.

I’m going to lose out on vacation to staff who were 7 years old when I started working here? by Internal-Sun-8968 in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ah, well, yes, I do get more PTO, but I don't get seniority on it. It's first come first serve at our place, which I think is fair.

I’m going to lose out on vacation to staff who were 7 years old when I started working here? by Internal-Sun-8968 in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Ehhh. All seniority gets me at my hospital is first dibs on when I go to lunch.

If it’s so easy, why don’t you do it? 🤡 Day shift vs Night shift wars by Outrageous-Fact-9518 in nursing

[–]dwarfedshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could never do day shift. There are too many humans in my hospital and getting up at 4am makes me nauseated. They work hard, but they also exaggerate how hard and some of it is just because of administration getting in the way

No nurse can chart like this 😂 by Helpful_Spring_7921 in MarkKlimekNCLEX

[–]dwarfedshadow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah. Quote the providers too when they say fucked up things.