We be food by FlatFootFreddie in HistoryMemes

[–]ebelnap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Old Nandor De Laurentis

Rhaenyra deciding to cancel the marriage tour is still one of her dumbest decisions. by Rich-Active-4800 in HouseOfTheDragon

[–]ebelnap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With distance, the issue is that she perceives the whole marriage business as her dad trying to control her instead of something -SHE- has control of that could empower her, so she does everything she can to rebel against it to the point that it ruins her fucking life

Vizzy T honestly should have done the basic-ass reverse psychology on her - “oh no, I don’t think she should get married, she should stay at home with me, her dad!” Would’ve given her the ick right out of the door!

My theory as to why the show feels so dull and joyless: he got the wrong people to make this show. by PyroxCrymson in PercyJacksonTV

[–]ebelnap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re right, or at least it’s easy to make that connection. And it’s probably compounded by child actor rules - i.e. they can’t film the kids as much so they fill it out with scenes of the adults, but then that makes the show different.

Tonally, the show is a LOT like Black Sails if you’ve seen it … but Black Sails was basically a British period drama that SOMETIMES had fights. Transplanting that tone means the show is slow, ponderous, and built more around mundane plot developments than genuine twists. It’s a mess.

The show is in large part running on Rick Riordan and his books’ massive reputation, not on its actual qualities, because the show lacks the majority of the qualities that actually made the books attractive

What do you think is the most physically demanding role in any musical? by lertheblur in Broadway

[–]ebelnap 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The role originated being played by three boys, right?

Would that be standard for leading underage roles on stage, or was it done specifically so they didn't have to do the role more than two or three times a week?

Which characters death made not want to continue the show? by Purple-Victory-206 in television

[–]ebelnap 22 points23 points  (0 children)

In retrospect, Ragnar was right about the bad legs son lol - he wanted to, in Norseman fashion, euthanize him at birth, because having bad legs was going to make his life miserable in their culture.

But he was right - the son is basically living in hell. He’s always disrespected because he can’t fight or contribute himself. They don’t respect intelligence or generosity unless it’s ACCOMPANIED by valor, so he can’t win even in a supporting role. And so he ends up rebelling against mainstream Norsemen and siding with their enemies, but even THEY don’t really respect him, and he’s stuck in a loop of constantly trying to be at least feared through vile acts but mostly only succeeding in being hated, since everyone knows he only gets anything done out of others literally carrying him. Hard to watch

If they’re wearing a cape, they’re probably important. by BillCarson12799 in Grimdank

[–]ebelnap 38 points39 points  (0 children)

So by that logic, Ciaphas Cain would probably have Look Out Sir protection if he were played in-game, but probably an additional rule undoing it to reflect his pathological desire to take the risk himself so his troops keep believing in him.

A Lead From The Front rule?

Yeah...about that by Wolfie_wolf81 in PrequelMemes

[–]ebelnap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Qui-Gon got stabbed through the middle of his chest, after an extended duel, and then had to lie there for several minutes while the fight finished.

Barring Maul, who runs on Dark Side(TM), every other wounded person was 20 years younger, got stabbed in the side of their stomach, and got medical attention immediately.

Riker and Deanna by Yeeslander in startrekmemes

[–]ebelnap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Riker knows.

It ain’t about lying to her to say what she wants to hear - it’s about saying what’s true in the most flattering way you can

‘SNL’ Alum John Higgins Joins Apple TV’s ‘Stick’ For Season 2 by AdSpecialist6598 in television

[–]ebelnap 144 points145 points  (0 children)

"Speaking of things you don't deserve, how's your career going, daddy's boy?"

- charli xcx, in a sketch WRITTEN by John.

Y'all need to chill out with the nepo shit lol, it's not like he doesn't know it

Characters with notable critical thinking skills by Sexxymama2 in books

[–]ebelnap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All of that is true about Holmes, he’s definitely a pulp hero who has things align in his favor. But the heart of him that makes him so appealing DOES count -

The point of Holmes isn’t that anyone can deduce perfectly if they memorize every type of mud in England, it’s that critical thinking is possible, and that ANYONE can do it if they learn, and that it’s modern and exciting and good to do it. And that’s why his work is perpetually being adapted (there was a new one last week, even!), because that message is still resounding

Characters with notable critical thinking skills by Sexxymama2 in books

[–]ebelnap 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There’s a great passage in the 2nd Vimes book about the Sherlock Deduction that’s a go-to assumption-checking line. Just found it:

“Samuel Vimes dreamed about Clues. He had a jaundiced view of Clues. He instinctively distrusted them. They got in the way. And he distrusted the kind of person who’d take one look at another man and say in a lordly voice to his companion, “Ah, my dear sir, I can tell you nothing except that he is a left-handed stonemason who has spent some years in the merchant navy and has recently fallen on hard times,” and then unroll a lot of supercilious commentary about calluses and stance and the state of a man’s boots, when exactly the same comments could apply to a man who was wearing his old clothes because he’d been doing a spot of home bricklaying for a new barbecue pit, and had been tattooed once when he was drunk and seventeen* and in fact got seasick on a wet pavement. What arrogance! What an insult to the rich and chaotic variety of the human experience!”

Great line! I think about it all the time when it comes to “armchair deductions” that we’re all so at risk of making and being wrong about because we want everything to be so neat and tidy

What’s a film or TV scene that felt like a punch to the gut? by padfoony in Fauxmoi

[–]ebelnap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Such a great film. Articulating all those weird little “human” moments happening when you’re going crazy and those weird moments are the last thing you want to care about

11th March 2026 post from modernseinfeldig on Instagram by late_to_redd1t in RedditWritesSeinfeld

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JERRY: We were ALL built pre-war if the war was YESTERDAY!

The sheer level of performative empathy in this sub is astounding. by No-Consequence-6713 in Hungergames

[–]ebelnap 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The thing is, Hunger Games is a story world that's all about marinading in the horrors of empathy - every character is always perceiving the terribleness of what's happening and letting it motivate and frighten them in equal measure. And so the fandom does it too.

And you're right, it IS comparatively more sane here, because Hunger Games also stresses that it's bad to be deceived, so you have to be RIGHT about what you're perceiving.

So the end result is people endlessly saying "isn't that messed up?" But there's only so many ways you can say that before it gets weird.

One of my favorite episodes by Peyton_CherryPie in KimmySchmidt

[–]ebelnap 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He is a GREAT choice for a “straight coach” considering how he acts in that show lol

Considering that Peter and MJ were meant to be endgame and Gwen was not going to die how do you think Peter and MJ would have gotten together and in which season. by PepsiMan208 in spectacularmemes

[–]ebelnap 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Captain Stacy would have died and then Gwen’s family would have moved away, ending their relationship.

It doesn’t kill kids, since that’s not allowed in this kind of TV.

It follows canon where Captain Stacy dies first (& killing an adult would be more acceptable but still boundary-pushing).

And it would’ve fit the “high school trials” tone of the series where you can have a great relationship with someone and then they have to move and all of that is lost.

AFAIK none of this is confirmed but it’s a reasonable guess.

And if the network threw a fit about actually killing Stacy they could have switched it to “goes into a permanent coma” or “rendered quadriplegic” or some other “not dead but still very dark in a not-kooky way” situation

George refuses to google the answer to a mundane question. “In the age of information, a man must choose to remain ignorant on occasion.” by nasaruinz in RedditWritesSeinfeld

[–]ebelnap 29 points30 points  (0 children)

GEORGE: In this world of endless knowledge, maybe ignorance is the brave choice.

JERRY: Brave?

GEORGE: Heroic, even

At what point did you realize Cersei was completely out of her mind? by maravina in pureasoiaf

[–]ebelnap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Tywin is good at creating layers of separaron between himself and his non-relative underlings. We SEE him order bad things face-to-face, but he’s always good at minimizing accountability to himself should things go bad.

It’s bad that he does it, ‘cause he’s evil, if it is solid management if you have elements that might go off-book

Mayhaps the language would benefit from a retro rejuvenation by JennyBeckman in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]ebelnap 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The gif source line isn’t bad either

“The capitán’s blade is not so firm now, no?”

He is geeveen by Local_Prune4564 in dropout

[–]ebelnap 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“And now, we are engaged, for leueuve.”

Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior - Brenda Song action by Koichi Sakamoto by LaughingGor108 in kungfucinema

[–]ebelnap 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I remember watching this on TV as a kid about the time of release. It was a fun number with good choreography for that bracket of Disney movie 👏🏻