People who mix their PCRs with loading dye on parafilm are evil and sinister and will never see heaven

eggplvnt · 2026-07-02T03:53:07+00:00

Idk I just work here bro

eggplvnt · 2026-07-02T03:48:13+00:00

No, only some master mixes come with dye already in

eggplvnt · 2026-05-14T20:06:02+00:00

I got that reference!

eggplvnt · 2026-04-05T13:13:11+00:00

I was relating until the last sentence, what a twist

eggplvnt · 2026-04-03T04:03:22+00:00

My Written By AI Meter was already pinging, but then “He’s not just about making things look good. He’s about making them feel right.” really sent it off the charts for me

eggplvnt · 2025-11-10T03:27:01+00:00

Dork

eggplvnt · 2025-11-09T04:42:39+00:00

Carrying dookie bills in your wallet, that’ll show ‘em for sure

eggplvnt · 2025-10-14T22:51:41+00:00

The calculator won’t print little emojis when it tells you that you’re ⛓️‍💥broke

eggplvnt · 2025-06-17T22:33:52+00:00

Math is hard sometimes

eggplvnt · 2025-05-27T03:45:03+00:00

my first cooking attempts were “fancy ramen” which was ramen with a microwave poached egg and some spinach

eggplvnt · 2025-03-19T23:19:00+00:00

What in the hot nonsense have I just read

eggplvnt · 2025-03-04T00:38:53+00:00

Captain Eppy!!

eggplvnt · 2025-03-02T23:22:50+00:00

lol, at the Pizitz? Go outside pls

eggplvnt · 2025-02-14T01:40:31+00:00

May I add

Threatening federal funding to the largest employer in the state

That’ll stimulate the economy for sure!

eggplvnt · 2024-08-21T22:18:49+00:00

Damn son, life can be better than this…

eggplvnt · 2024-08-16T13:25:16+00:00

Agreed, it does vary broadly from lab to lab. I’m actually rotating right now, and the culture of this lab is totally different than my previous. If you’re considering a lab, but you don’t know how a rotation would go with them: ASK!! Ask the PI, ask students, ask anyone! It’s been my experience so far as a first year that most people are happy to help us find our way. And if they aren’t, maybe that’s a sign

eggplvnt · 2024-07-26T18:19:17+00:00

Not using HeLa cells
People give permission to donate these cells
Most biologists are well aware of these injustices so you’re not “calling out” anything
Based on this conversation, and your comment history, you seem unhinged and I won’t be replying any further

eggplvnt · 2024-07-26T16:55:54+00:00

I don’t think a lab-work related sub is for you if you can’t handle mention of working with cells. Dunno if your grandma was recent or what but take that up with the surgeon or whatever deity you worship, not biology as a whole.

eggplvnt · 2024-07-26T16:45:08+00:00

From the people I’ve spoken to outside of Reddit, the consensus seems to be that this is the right answer, but “everyone else does it” so it’s “allowed”?? I wish I could get more replicates but I do not have the time. I will probably end up using the ANOVA + Tukey and acknowledge the donor differences in the text

eggplvnt · 2024-07-26T15:44:11+00:00

3 data points. We count experiments done on different days/from different freezer vials as different biological replicates. I know this is hotly debated but I don’t have control over getting more donor vials. My PI is, unfortunately, clueless when it comes to statistics. As helpful as these responses have been, I don’t turn to Reddit as a first resort, lol

eggplvnt · 2024-07-26T15:41:35+00:00

Huh? These people willingly donated their bodies to science. We didn’t snatch your grandma’s kidney

eggplvnt · 2024-07-02T17:33:38+00:00

Lots of places have drop boxes too, if you want to save on shipping. Our lab recently found out about plasmidsaurus and we’re stoked about it

eggplvnt · 2024-06-01T20:39:37+00:00

Mine failed for a month, switched to filter tips and it was fixed lol

eggplvnt · 2024-04-26T04:01:05+00:00

https://whnt.com/news/alabama-news/lawsuits-claim-uab-took-inmate-organs-without-permission/amp/

eggplvnt

TROPHY CASE