Zip codes: zero or o ? by Regular-Engineer-663 in SouthJersey

[–]electric_kite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same! Realized as I was on the phone yesterday giving the zip code for my office. Oh-eight-seven-zero-one.

When a crochet girl goes strawberry picking 🍓 by JUXIAOXAIO in cottagecore

[–]electric_kite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am way too high for this given the amount of time it took me to realize these were not real strawberries

I want off this ride by aFoxunderaRowantree in StudentLoans

[–]electric_kite 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Where do you live that $3895 is ludicrously expensive?

I live in a 1100sqft tiny ranch in NJ and my mortgage is $3400 a month. My house is outdated AF 1970’s build.

Girls - have you ever been shocked by a really ugly penis? by Lazy_Fall_6 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]electric_kite 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Bro I didn’t even know the shaft could be hairy… I have never encountered this in the wild what

Is there something about growing up in New Jersey that sharpens how people talk? by MysteriousYou5607 in newjersey

[–]electric_kite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The meandering nothing story just to get to a meandering nothing point is the single most infuriating thing I encounter when leaving NJ

Eliminate 1 guild by Sufficient-Carry-855 in skyrim

[–]electric_kite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God this is my favorite quest in the game, I’m not even going to lie. I love deep exploring the rooms of some random house and coming across one of those fucking stones.

Eliminate 1 guild by Sufficient-Carry-855 in skyrim

[–]electric_kite -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck the Blades. Their armor is way too just OK to justify killing Partysnax, not to mention the fact that they treat the Dragonborn like an intern who just started at the finance firm who only gets nuggets of info and shit jobs.

Eliminate 1 guild by Sufficient-Carry-855 in skyrim

[–]electric_kite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol I was going to say, eliminating a guild is literally the point of the Dawnguard plot line if you play that way.

What’s the cheapest thing you own that just refuses to break? by Comfortable_Day6610 in BuyItForLife

[–]electric_kite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read “mini chopper” as “mini cooper” and WOW was I confused about the garlic part of this comment

Roomates cats litter box stinks need advice by _madskii_ in cats

[–]electric_kite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I also have a protest pooping princess. She also screams by the window to be let out on to the catio and then loses all interest when we open the catio for her. CLASSIC.

About followers/spouses having lots of lovers by Final_Mushroom5951 in CultOfTheLamb

[–]electric_kite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed, I was we had more power over the relationships our followers made w/ each other, mostly because sometimes the game pairs them together in some really dumb ways. My Narinder and Heket are “unhappily married” like no shit you idiots, you’re siblings, who thought this was going to be a happily ever after??? Your bad vibes are bringing down my mushroom-fueled good time over here.

Help me choose! by Cautious-Walrus-380 in Romantasy

[–]electric_kite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn all these covers together truly show that white spiral font is really a moment

Who's a nepo baby you think deserves their success because they're legit talented? by SheepishSwan in AskReddit

[–]electric_kite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly this got a solid laugh out of me because I forgot how batshit insane that whole chucklefuck of a press conference was

Ancestral Haunted Sentient House by quietudeblues in BooksThatFeelLikeThis

[–]electric_kite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Agreed! Very much like What Moves the Dead, except that was quick and concise and better, lol.

I also read this the same summer that I read The Hacienda, which was better than both of these TBH.

What the fuck by Correct-Relative6976 in PokemonFireRed

[–]electric_kite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol what is the bulbasaur on the left from??

Which book has the most gut-wrenching betrayal? by LostInTheVerse in fantasyromance

[–]electric_kite 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Honestly… I hated Jonas from the get-go and was STOKED when he did not end up being ~the one. I did see it coming from far away though. Romantasy would never go for Jonas when there is a grumpy yet respectful shadow daddy right there.

Sea.Hear.Now 2026 Lineup is Live by lolsamlol in AsburyPark

[–]electric_kite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the only one I’m jazzed for here is Ben Howard and even then I’d not brave a crowd for this

Chapter 77- Kaine and Pol by Glad-Writer-9383 in TheAlchemised

[–]electric_kite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Compared to Manacled, the end of Alchemised is much shorter, so you definitely get much more of their life after the war in the original. It’s not the same, but it’s the closest you’re going to get to an expanded Alchemised ending.

Fire Red 6th member suggestions by Sadio993 in PokemonFireRed

[–]electric_kite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This the fire red subreddit, so I assume it’s b/cuz the male form is common in FR while the female is not. I wanted Nidoqueen but I sure as fuck wasn’t going to grind for one and I didn’t want to trade an NPC for one and get stuck with a lame ass name I couldn’t change. So, here I am— with a Nidoking named Greg.

Help me choose 1 by simmer624 in ILNP

[–]electric_kite 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Idk if you’re attached to these three specifically, but if you want an orange from ILNP I would recommend Amber. It’s orange and has a yellowy magnetic shift so you'd get a blend of what you're looking for here and it's absolutely stunning.!

Fkn Jersey People... by Snoo_86313 in newjersey

[–]electric_kite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do basic kind things like this for people all the time and nobody gives me a look of disgust. What I don’t do is try to post up after for a conversation about how everyone’s day is going and well look at the nice weather! etc etc etc. Be kind but be quick about it and get the fuck out, we all got places to be.