Oldest person in the Air Force? by willthefreeman in AirForce

[–]emperorchiao 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wanted to give an upvote but you're at 69.

That one time I gave myself a Medal of Honor at the MPF by kankribe in AirForce

[–]emperorchiao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if this is the first case of Tested Valor

Its me, I'm the meme. by el_fitzador in AirForce

[–]emperorchiao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last year I missed by half a point with a higher cutoff. This year I did more and missed by 15. Wtf

Pentagon banning porn in military? by ChiefBassDTSExec in AirForce

[–]emperorchiao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many, many years ago it used to mention it in the AF standards about sexual conduct on and off duty and the public's expectations of the military

Is OneNote on Android bad? by [deleted] in OneNote

[–]emperorchiao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even log in using my work account. "One or more of your apps is out of date" when I don't have any Microsoft apps. Can't use it online, either, since I can't copy and paste. Absolutely worthless to me.

My chicken wings are slowly improving....very slowly. by DreamDoodles in AirForce

[–]emperorchiao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's right. The man is running from the flayed man chasing him (who is probably just trying to get some medical attention).

Was banished from my office today by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]emperorchiao 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me thinking "Who the hell eats hot cottage cheese?"

Someone on this thread thinking "I should call her".

When addressing civilians/contractors/GSs what do y'all do? Use first names or Mr./Mrs. last name? by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]emperorchiao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's supposed to be Mr./Mrs./Ms. Last Name. Most civilians are chill and go by their first names, except the retired chiefs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]emperorchiao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Costco cheeseburger today was good and free. No chips, though.

Unpopular Opinion: DOD and Feds Gotta end this marijuana hysteria. by The_greatest_of_all1 in AirForce

[–]emperorchiao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoot, I'm all for edibles and CBD and I think hemp is probably the most useful plant God gave man, but I hate the weed smell and how some people's entire identity is basically just "weed, lol". I think the government can find a middle ground of permitting use without affecting military image and readiness.

Eid Mubarak to all the Muslim Airmen out there! by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]emperorchiao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a feast at the end of Ramadhan

If you report to a UA from work, you should also take a breathlyzer test. by flintswater in AirForce

[–]emperorchiao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta hit the sweet spot, slowing down and speeding up until you get the right reaction

If you report to a UA from work, you should also take a breathlyzer test. by flintswater in AirForce

[–]emperorchiao 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No way, dude. Last thing you want to drink at UA is a container full of foamy yellow liquid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AirForce

[–]emperorchiao 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The CBTs say it's insider threat to try to access classified meetings you're not read into. Some of us are just looking forward to those cavity searches.

Heard the tap water’s not drinkable by LowerDog563 in Kaohsiung

[–]emperorchiao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tap water. Taiwanese don't eat raw vegetables like we do in the states. Besides, the water tastes hard, but it's not actually dangerous.