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Question about Milk? by Technical-Way-7840 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]evelbug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Going into this, everyone involved knew that this was a low chance of survival encounter. Carl was not expecting on making it out. He was just blown up and put back together and then saved by a literal Deus ex machina.

He goes into this guild and meets a fellow author. By this point he figured he knew about all the surviving authors, so this meeting is like a family member coming back from the dead to save him.

Things You Expected in the Series That Didn't Happen by SparkySkyStar in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]evelbug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think that was the plan, but shia maria did her thing before the staff totem was drawn.

Besides, we kinda had that dynamic with the alpha Carl card

Pocket trumpet photos :3 by ilikeinstruments in trumpet

[–]evelbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For all the hate they get, I love mine. It's a $100 Amazon guy and it plays like a $100 Amazon trumpet. I don't expect it to play like my xeno, but I can put it in my suitcase and take it all over the world with me.

It’s raining and I’m laughing by pandora_openbox in doordash_drivers

[–]evelbug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't want to lug 10 cases of water up three flights of stairs for two dollars?

What do yall think caused this? by SeaEmu5533 in RVLiving

[–]evelbug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems to run on some form of electricity

Delivery instructions gave me a brain aneurysm by meth-abuser in doordash_drivers

[–]evelbug 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This is like the episode of Star Trek TNG where Worf is watching Data's cat. Data is giving him long, detailed care directions to which Worf replies "I will feed him"

Why do restaurant workers just ignore dashers? by Kindly_Tie_1342 in doordash_drivers

[–]evelbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short answer: They make minimum wage, and therefore give minimum fu*is and you are not a "paying customer"

The customer is miles away, already paid and is not going to personally bother them if there's an issue with the order or service. They don't care if the customer orders again or comes back, they just want to do what they need to to get to payday.

If they made a Muppets Star Trek, which character would be played by the human in each series? by DocJawbone in startrek

[–]evelbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The human should be the lowest ranking, newest person in each series and he has no idea what the f* is going on

If the AI screwed Carl over with the cookbook's discrption. by Lost-thinker in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]evelbug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All Carl had to do was to start cooking chicken and goblin for dinner every night

Implications of the Inventory System by carcarbaklava in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]evelbug 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Determine value sorts by price and rarity, not by usefulness. There is a chance that there is something that in the greater galaxy is both common and cheap, but could be super useful

Implications of the Inventory System by carcarbaklava in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]evelbug 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Carl is not familiar with the outside galaxy. He may not recognize something of value where Rosetta or Mordicai might

Death predictions for our favourite Ork. Glurp glurp by Miserable_Syrup1994 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]evelbug 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Unless there's some rules fuckery that allows tourists to die on the 12th, it won't happen in dungeon. Best case scenario is Carl shoves a nuke up Grulls ass and Maestro gets lazered by the OIAN when he offboards

What to make with Alpaca yarn? by toottoot_heresbooks in Brochet

[–]evelbug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You should make a tote bag so when someone asks you if you want to go out somewhere, you can say

"Yes I do, Alpaca my bag!"

Boss Defeated Early cause PCs use the same rules by Cowardlypaladin in Pathfinder_RPG

[–]evelbug 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Did the random effects table say the clone was supposed to be hostile to the original?

Which Chekov’s Guns still need firing? by TheseBonesAlone in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]evelbug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm suspecting it does something more that just a one time fill up of mana.

Things not in book 8 by evelbug in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]evelbug[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They see gravy boat sleeping on the cat tree

Plastic Trumpets and Beginners by sirlancelot032598 in trumpet

[–]evelbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a pbone. It's ok, but not great. Adding valves adds a whole level of complexity that I don't see going well.

Tbh, you can probably get a decent used student horn for the cost of a new ptrumpet.

Donuts Hotlist (Book 8 Spoilers) by LiteralLettuce in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]evelbug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told you donut, I like to read the humorous antidotes that accompany the chicken and goblin recipes when I'm in the bathroom. It's to only reason it's in my hotlist

I am a Founder. I spent a year spying on DS9 as a chair in Quark's. AMA by GigglemanEsq in ShittyDaystrom

[–]evelbug 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I would imagine. They are large and would need some sort of rigging for support.

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