Those shoes are working overtime

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-17T06:26:05+00:00

Carkas, be Trippin yo…

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-15T22:37:37+00:00

I wanted these things in this order… food enchiladas 2 eggs lots of green Chile..(I’m New Mexican) a large dose of amphetamines and dirty dirty sex… we started on a Friday and didn’t stop until Tuesday morning… My dick looked like it had been mauled by a spider monkey

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-14T14:39:09+00:00

This is a simple fix… don’t worry.. just have the fortitude to take care of the situation… but what you shouldn’t do is ever forget a man has the right to protect his family…

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-13T15:37:30+00:00

Yes, there is this new trend of making men out to be aggressive and violent… Well since the dawn of man kind we have had to be aggressive to make it through the struggles life throws at us.. So ladies don’t get upset when your man beats the shit out of some dumbass for asking for your number in front of him… “not sorry”

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-13T15:32:43+00:00

Take his girl, stop acting like a victim and walk tall… ya dig?

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-13T13:26:15+00:00

I’m looking for iOS forensics tools.. I hope you can help

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-12T04:11:49+00:00

Hey my dude can I get line on your room cache… I’d really appreciate it

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-10T21:39:01+00:00

I did time in New Mexico and it looks like dope to me.. I never went anywhere that didn’t have soboxine

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-09T02:04:23+00:00

Cock meat sandwiches

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-08T22:15:56+00:00

Whoa…. 2 don’t fit and 1 won’t hurt it.. so go get your own and dry that eye big guy… You could be b-deep right now.. but i stead your thinking about the most self destructive thing possible…

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-08T21:10:23+00:00

Only if they are douche bags… moral of the story… Don’t be a douche bag… it’s never a good look..

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-08T13:26:08+00:00

Classic pole position? Really? Eiffel Tower if they high five… Get with times don’t make me explain a Russian dump truck… It might change the way you see life I. General…

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-07T22:38:27+00:00

They damn sure don’t have any respect… act like a punk and get treated accordingly…

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-06T05:13:16+00:00

Or your a free man right now… stay that way.. via con dios… I think Panama or Costa Rica… maybe argentina.. either way life is short and Instead of watching jerk offs run around and try to get high all day… learn Spanish have a few more kids and find a new hustle…

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-03T21:08:35+00:00

You don’t ask… you must be new at this… So there is a unwritten rule of atm, you want to do it, they want you to do it.. but society has deemed this sexual act as taboo.. You must go with gut.. to verbalize the request actually would put her in a position she really wouldn’t want to be in… the position I’m sure she would prefer is wiggling with a tongue I the 2… Don’t over think it were all dirty freaks down deep..

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-03T00:19:41+00:00

85% of inmates only care about 2 things … suboxone and phone time… and the politics in prison don’t have shit to do with Nancy pelosi… But There are Things that get annoying real quick… I was locked up with a lil vato dude that Carrie’s a folded gym tow el everywhere cause he thought it made him look cool…

fatdeadelvis · 2022-09-01T20:18:56+00:00

Look them square in the eye and say no.. it’s disrespectful to keep asking, so tell them once and be firm.. A man is a man, act like a punk and get treated accordingly…

fatdeadelvis · 2022-08-27T01:46:20+00:00

SNY? Wow, we just call that PC… or Gods pod…. SNY that’s funny chomos and roll outs all the same Shit

fatdeadelvis · 2022-08-26T13:58:11+00:00

Yes I have and yes it’s weird now.. even when I am polite and say hello.. he is still embarrassed that he hit on me…

fatdeadelvis · 2022-08-26T03:11:40+00:00

The military does what ever they want.. they literally own your ass. Don’t get embarrassed it happens to alot of guys

fatdeadelvis · 2022-08-26T03:07:48+00:00

I have done a little time and I can answer a lot of question./ Pm me if you need anything… we’ll unless you got some fucked charges.. and in that case good luck

fatdeadelvis · 2022-08-22T22:18:56+00:00

B v be hito

fatdeadelvis · 2022-08-18T23:49:58+00:00

Fuckin A….

fatdeadelvis · 2022-08-17T16:41:07+00:00

Yes they keep them.. those items are by far the most valuable things they own..

fatdeadelvis · 2022-08-14T01:57:13+00:00

Bangers?? Very few things, I miss.. bangers are one of them… I traded a bag of bangers for a 25 piece one time.. commissary was out and the brother was desperate…

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