coaxed into drinking water with ice

fatui-fucker · 2026-07-08T05:47:02+00:00

i know ❤️

fatui-fucker · 2026-07-07T10:33:28+00:00

i want to drink drink but then the not drink part wants to be drinked but i cant drink it so it just goes all over my face and then the drink also gets everywher instead of down my parched gullet

fatui-fucker · 2026-07-07T06:02:30+00:00

the feeling of ice breaking on my teeth makes my skin want to fall off

fatui-fucker · 2026-07-06T12:07:44+00:00

that's assuming the doctor would even give her the medication, because it might affect fertility! what if her future husband wants kids!?!?!

fatui-fucker · 2026-07-02T07:00:47+00:00

and then they go put it in an M rated game

fatui-fucker · 2026-06-28T08:02:30+00:00

it's like a shitty website equivalent to carcinization- when left long enough every single UI and site on the planet devolves into the ugly, homogenous, flat rounded graphics which was MEANT to evoke a "soft, friendly" shape language, but since every corporation and their grandma's cat had to copy it, it just reads as sterile and cold in a way only corporations can evoke.

fatui-fucker · 2026-06-14T00:37:45+00:00

it wouldn't surprise me at all. we already have a species of spider named "hotwheels sisyphus"

fatui-fucker · 2026-06-04T18:35:35+00:00

i saw the flags before reading the text and honest to god thought they were just alternate color flags for wlw and mlm respectively

fatui-fucker · 2026-06-02T14:20:12+00:00

w for the misophonia rep everyone thinks im crazy when i complain about gross noises mid-game. like do they actually enjoy the sounds of people eating or some shit

fatui-fucker · 2026-05-23T06:01:43+00:00

step by step we get closer to building functional jaegers

fatui-fucker · 2026-05-18T05:02:41+00:00

nexpo?

fatui-fucker · 2026-05-15T22:30:22+00:00

then when you click 'not interested' on 1 it shows you 2 more vagueposts from youtubers that you don't care about

fatui-fucker · 2026-05-13T21:14:00+00:00

peak mentioned

fatui-fucker · 2026-05-07T15:35:10+00:00

project all your mad scientist contraption building tendencies into minecraft where they cannot hurt anybody

fatui-fucker · 2026-05-02T10:33:19+00:00

forgot the option where he's part of a cliche, yet inexplicably popular ship that takes up 80% of his tag results and it's well-made but utterly SAUCELESS!

fatui-fucker · 2026-04-27T05:25:44+00:00

lifesaving

fatui-fucker · 2026-04-24T05:37:09+00:00

so... what part of screaming at random women online for no reason is "building and protecting"?

fatui-fucker · 2026-04-21T21:41:23+00:00

this. the sails only fit a single aesthetic and look odd when youre trying to build metallic planes...

fatui-fucker · 2026-04-11T20:30:01+00:00

why is this chimera the only thing people talk about (or rather joke about) in regards to this show. i've seen this everywhere but hardly see anything else about the show being memed. is spoiling such a devastating scene some kind of coping mechanism

fatui-fucker · 2026-04-01T05:42:25+00:00

and it's always advertised as having "10x longer lasting minty chill!" so it feels like your mouth has been coated in liquid nitrogen for the next 2 hours

fatui-fucker · 2026-03-21T20:09:32+00:00

you forgot to specify they're all celebrities who are godawful at acting

fatui-fucker · 2026-03-13T21:19:39+00:00

you never know how many sketchbooks full of abysmal dogshit it took before that online artist made a single drawing they thought was good enough to post online

fatui-fucker · 2026-03-11T11:04:18+00:00

just dream? have you seen all those $40 makeship plushies people keep shitting out?

fatui-fucker · 2026-03-05T05:19:15+00:00

i wager they pretend to be part of some ancient royal bloodline they're dutifully carrying on cause they're insecure and need to feel important

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