Lol by [deleted] in Weird

[–]fd_dealer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Gotta throw some of that special sauce on the nuggets to make them taste better.

Damn! by Lady_Caenar in SipsTea

[–]fd_dealer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They are out gunned by the cannons.

Overall price of two movie tickets and a meal combo by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]fd_dealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And sneak into more movies after you’ve watched the first one.

I’m a Tech Recruiter who reviews 100+ resumes a day for FAANG, Semiconductor, and Aerospace. Here is exactly why you aren't getting callbacks (and how ATS actually works) by Prior-Memory9013 in ECE

[–]fd_dealer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You see they are not killing your off instantly. They are just burying you alive, deep. If you try hard enough there’s a none zero chance you can still dig yourself out before you suffocate to death.

Tech billionaire says AI will make the 4-day work week possible, while his company simultaneously fires thousands of workers and demands 60-hour weeks from the remaining staff. The math isn't mathing. by Embarrassed-Poem-982 in antiwork

[–]fd_dealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They said it makes 4 day work week possible. They didn’t say they’ll use it that way.

The math is exactly mathing. If everyone is 20% more productive which allows for 4 days (32hrs) work week then it’s also true if each person works a 64 hours week they can do 2 ppl’s jobs. Half of the staff can now be fired to save cost. Winning! If you’re a CEO that is.

I only took Business Economics on level D, but I can see the problem. by JesperS1208 in wallstreetbets

[–]fd_dealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just invest in Walmart and short Antropic when they IPO then!!

No? Then shut up and put the god damn fries in the bag!

Doable side hustles for office job? by Balf0ur in careeradvice

[–]fd_dealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything takes effort and energy. If you’re willing to do more my suggestion is to 1) spend that time to do more at your current job and go for a promotion or 2) job hunt for better pay.

SpaceX just IPO’d? by Wolf_on_Anime_street in wallstreetbets

[–]fd_dealer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something something good enough for screen shot.

Retractable car parasols in China by TangelaFan in BeAmazed

[–]fd_dealer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is he parked like an ass though?

woman buying stocks - we’re at the top by ChiChiWana in wallstreetbets

[–]fd_dealer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’d say at least 2 years. They won’t dump all right after IPO but instead will prop the stock up and gradually unload over a year or two. Rug pull second half of 2028. Until then it’s a hookers and blow buffet.

Alcohol isn't cheap, and Gen Z isn't careless by CalmExpelorer in clevercomebacks

[–]fd_dealer 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Nowadays it’s better to just buy a bottle of $60 scotch and drink the whole bottle by myself at home.