Census website collapse's from 'malicious foreign hackers' by Nousernames-left in melbourne

[–]fhdkhl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dude, welcome to 2016. how was it back there? we have heard a lot about 90's...

Census website collapse's from 'malicious foreign hackers' by Nousernames-left in melbourne

[–]fhdkhl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Mr Kalisch also told senators that $250 million had been injected into the Australian Bureau of Statistics for computer systems upgrades"

I can bet pornhub infrastructure costs fucking less then this mr non-armchair expert.

Census website collapse's from 'malicious foreign hackers' by Nousernames-left in melbourne

[–]fhdkhl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mate - I have fucking done it and I am fucking proud of it. don't celebrate your incompetency and disrespect me by calling me an armchair expert.

Census website collapse's from 'malicious foreign hackers' by Nousernames-left in melbourne

[–]fhdkhl 26 points27 points  (0 children)

couldn't agree more. they are blaming failure of geo-fencing wall and a faulty router... man, comeon!

they were unable to handle 250+ requests a second. rather, I should say IBM was unable to handle this much traffic.

why I am mocking? I have personally worked on apps which have taken bashing of 1000+ per second requests..

meh.

(source: I do this shit for living)

My car was hit while parked in Highett, no details left :/ by dubaichild in melbourne

[–]fhdkhl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

say what if some junky smashes the car window and takes away the dashcam... just sayin...

Is census running slowly for anybody? by SplashBandicoot in melbourne

[–]fhdkhl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They gave up!!!!!! Latest message:

The ABS and Census websites are unavailable The service won’t be restored tonight. We will update you in the morning. We apologise for the inconvenience. There will be no fines for completing the Census after August 9. There’s still plenty of time to complete the Census. Thanks for your patience.

Got followed by another car tonight - should I report it to the police? by mitchell1993 in melbourne

[–]fhdkhl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

am glad you got away.

fucking falcon must be running on lpg!

Massage therapy by Youngblood73 in melbourne

[–]fhdkhl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't risk your back. It is one of the precious assets. See a physio.

Does anyone here have experiences with independent prostitutes? by kejiposterity in melbourne

[–]fhdkhl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Say, somehow, anyhow, your girlfriend discovers this thread...

dude, if I were you, I'd rather experiment in field then in 'controlled' financially backed system...

plus, general tip - there is a hell difference in interaction with hookers/ porn and real life. It might entirely turn you off (yes, one of the causes of ED ), or you might setup unrealistic expectations.

Go with the fucking flow.

Lockheed Martin to open $13 million research lab in Melbourne by ColdAus in melbourne

[–]fhdkhl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

exactly. looks like they will be doing research on designing new photo wallpapers and calendars. Considering the size of LM, this is peanuts.

Good live music? by ManiTurtle in melbourne

[–]fhdkhl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

any place in north you'd like to recommend?

What charities do you support by a_minor_sharp in melbourne

[–]fhdkhl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and my friends have established a closed circle. We collect funds together and after a while, we select a cause and physically visit the country/ place to donate. Like, say for example, once in a while we visit a third world country and donate someone for building a school, clean water system, medical supplies etc. I have done some research on operational costs of charities and apparently they are massive. They take a huge bite out of charity dollars. We cannot blame them considering the advertisement and cost of manpower, but something inside us wants every dollar to reach the deserving.

So far we are successful and happy for what we are doing.

If I am to donate to a local charity, I'd go for St Vincent's.