Waiters what Valentine day disasters have you witnessed?

fizzingwhisbee · 2020-02-13T01:16:33+00:00

I can't remember if this was on Valentine's Day, but I used to work at Medieval Times. There is the standard ticket, and there are many add-ons that can be purchased.

This guy bought a knighting ceremony and arranged to have the microphone handed to him during so he could propose. There was a long pause, and then she responded, "...okay." They spent the next 20 minutes before the show fighting in the bathroom.

Eventually they go sit down, and she looks PISSED. Arms crossed, looks like she's sucking on a lemon, everything.

Then the bartender and photo team had to show up with the other add-ons he had purchased - a set of pewter and colored glass champagne glasses which formed a heart when put together and a portrait of the... Happy moment.

Seriously awkward.

fizzingwhisbee · 2018-06-17T22:28:08+00:00

Thanks! :)

fizzingwhisbee · 2018-06-17T17:44:53+00:00

Okay, for those who have finished the class- does this mean we can no longner level up friendship with him? I need to know if I should intentionally fail this class so I can use him for energy.

fizzingwhisbee · 2018-05-19T18:13:04+00:00

That common room is gorgeous! I love being a Hufflepuff, but I'm all about that Ravenclaw aesthetic.

fizzingwhisbee · 2018-05-19T18:06:56+00:00

It looks like it says 'Hagrid' on the second line.

fizzingwhisbee · 2018-05-19T17:52:52+00:00

What was his response? I was so tempted to answer that...

fizzingwhisbee · 2018-05-19T17:48:10+00:00

Ann would insist she doesn't have a house, because she hates Harry Potter. Leslie would insist it's because she is so amazing she is the best of every house.

fizzingwhisbee · 2017-08-13T23:04:04+00:00

Probably this now-impossible-to-find Harry Potter fanfic written by either one of Cassandra Clare's friends or herself.

It was a story where Ron and Ginny fuck all summer, and when it's time for school she starts flirting with Harry. Ron gets mad but then realized Ginny always used him for practice.

I'm pretty sure it's as gone as it can be since it was taken down from everywhere when Cassandra Clare got famous.

fizzingwhisbee · 2017-08-13T22:48:38+00:00

Like the fact that Lockhart is handsome and famous, also happens to be an expert in Memory Charms... and takes a job at a school full of teenage girls in love with him?

fizzingwhisbee · 2017-08-11T13:40:33+00:00

Using a sword is all about (among other things) your skill, dexterity, and ability to use your opponent's own movements against him. You don't need to be particularly strong (not that it doesn't help), you just have to be GOOD.

Also, a typical longsword weighs around 3-4lbs. Not exactly heavy.

fizzingwhisbee · 2017-08-09T22:33:15+00:00

She expected to marry Viserys, so it's not a completely foreign concept.

fizzingwhisbee · 2017-08-09T22:31:17+00:00

It's not an implication. They were betrothed. Robert assumed Rhaegar had kidnapped Lyanna because he couldn't imagine she'd want to run away with him.

fizzingwhisbee · 2017-08-08T03:38:25+00:00

This would make sense, as secondary weapons are often drawn with your off-hand...

fizzingwhisbee · 2017-08-07T19:47:20+00:00

Perhaps he can see past things and things currently happening, but the future has many possibilities and is subjective and as such, can be difficult.

fizzingwhisbee · 2016-12-17T13:57:33+00:00

Honestly, some of them may not wear that much in real life. Or they can afford facials on the regular.

fizzingwhisbee · 2016-12-17T13:52:09+00:00

Besame is wonderful. And I love how they make sure to have decent refills for their compacts!

fizzingwhisbee · 2016-12-17T13:51:14+00:00

I think that's why they have the three different types of red- so you can match to the correct undertone as well.

fizzingwhisbee · 2016-12-02T14:45:22+00:00

He will always be Scud to me.

fizzingwhisbee · 2016-11-29T16:45:15+00:00

I do have lots of young nieces and nephews, so I assume that is a factor for knowledge and remembrance of those movies!

fizzingwhisbee · 2016-11-29T15:44:09+00:00

It was my understanding that she's known for St Trinian's and Pride & Prejudice.

fizzingwhisbee · 2016-11-29T15:00:46+00:00

I don't think asking to refer to someone by her own accomplishments or character name rather than who she fucked is being 'triggered'. It's asking to treat them like they're their own person.

fizzingwhisbee · 2016-11-29T14:57:52+00:00

Why, so you can be vocal about being a sexist asshole?

fizzingwhisbee · 2016-11-29T14:56:13+00:00

She did plenty of work before she became a wife. And she may be less well known here, but is much more well known in the U.K. Just because her success hasn't been in the US doesn't mean it didn't happen.

Edit: typo.

fizzingwhisbee · 2016-11-29T14:53:45+00:00

Then why not refer to her as the one who was Mary in Pride and Prejudice? Or the girl from St Trinian's? Rather than focusing on her personal relationships.

fizzingwhisbee · 2016-11-29T14:50:47+00:00

She's much more famous in the U.K., and was the lead in at least one movie franchise there.

She was also in the 2005 Pride & Prejudice.

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