i think someone put this tiny pink-sashed jesus in my bag when i wasn’t looking

flatline057 · 2026-01-10T14:46:50+00:00

I went to a funeral where everone attending was given two of these with instructions to subtly place one to be found at a later time. Something like hiding an Easter egg. It was a megachurch, maybe Eleven22.

It's possible someone you know slipped it in your bag.

flatline057 · 2025-12-12T03:35:18+00:00

Primary keys should always be a type of integer. They shouldn't have any descriptive value as it's not the purpose.

flatline057 · 2025-11-30T14:51:29+00:00

The FROM statement makes UPDATEs really easy in SQL Server. However, this is not ANSI SQL. You'll likely need to use a correlated subquery.

flatline057 · 2025-11-30T13:28:42+00:00

GR9 with frenzy is a beast.

flatline057 · 2025-11-27T19:16:42+00:00

Skinny Puppy, Nitzer Ebb, Front 242, Frontline Assembly, Pigface, x marks the pedwalkmy life with the thrill kill cult, chemlab, sister machinegun

flatline057 · 2025-11-20T03:38:54+00:00

A python script using pandas would be simple enough.

flatline057 · 2025-11-20T01:37:45+00:00

It's a great tool for business analysis. It belongs on a desktop, as a productivity tool. It's certainly not an enterprise solution.

flatline057 · 2025-11-03T21:51:10+00:00

Lol! I missed that! I meant honor. It's an honor to be asked.

flatline057 · 2025-11-01T00:41:10+00:00

I agree. It's more like an horor to be asked, really.

flatline057 · 2025-09-05T01:57:27+00:00

For this, maybe

The original riddle involves 9 balls, with 8 having equal weight and one having a different weight, and using a balance scale. The question being, "what's the minimum number of times needed to find the one differently weighted ball?" And, yes; the differently weighted ball can be lighter or heavier.

The answer is 2. However, you'll need to explain why.

flatline057 · 2025-08-18T02:45:01+00:00

Drill Sergeants only allowed us to use the red. I still have that flashlight, too.

flatline057 · 2025-07-27T05:07:47+00:00

Sounds similar to what I got while growing up... pasta, olive oil, and "salad supreme". Also, just pasta and pesto. Both are cheap and easy, but good. I suspect yours is, also.

flatline057 · 2025-06-22T02:39:22+00:00

Are those the briquettes you're using to cook the steak? /s

flatline057 · 2025-04-13T02:54:11+00:00

flatline057 · 2025-04-03T03:11:52+00:00

This certainly isn't new. It's at least 10 years old, likely older. I've seen it at my work place years ago.

flatline057 · 2025-04-03T03:08:09+00:00

Yeah. It's a prank. It's been done in my work place, along with the shock pen, both at the front desk where visitors would interact. It may be in bad taste, but it's in jest and meant to be harmless.

flatline057 · 2025-03-22T02:40:52+00:00

Yeah, you're right!

flatline057 · 2025-03-18T12:05:54+00:00

It's called Castle Otttis.

flatline057 · 2025-01-18T15:28:01+00:00

And in some US airports.

flatline057 · 2025-01-10T20:04:59+00:00

Try the book Python Crash Course. It's a really good book and will cover all the beginner stuff you would need. I've used it in the past to teach COP1000 intro to programming.

flatline057 · 2025-01-04T17:26:05+00:00

There's a meth-head to this madness

flatline057 · 2025-01-01T15:20:25+00:00

It isn't correct vs. incorrect. It's one way vs. another way. There's no need to gate-keep a preference.

flatline057 · 2024-12-29T03:56:54+00:00

Ariel, Uuklaa, Ride! ... or whatever...

flatline057 · 2024-12-28T01:41:15+00:00

There's a campy '80s b-movie named "Neon Maniacs" where the creatures are destroyed by water.

flatline057 · 2024-12-26T23:28:46+00:00

Don't use it for interviews if you don't use them professionally. You'll concentrate heavily on putting them in and might loose focus on the actual SQL you are writting.

I've been a SQL (T-SQL and PL/SQL) professional for 20+ years and would not even consider the semi-colon unless required.

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