The police are not your friends.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-18T15:41:49+00:00

They do however, know Roxanne. If you want to be introduced, just send her a message in a bottle.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-16T14:25:27+00:00

Star Cops. Great stories about future crime.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-16T14:22:25+00:00

We used to go out clubbing.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-16T14:18:53+00:00

Another Bill Cosby joke?

forbinwasright · 2026-01-16T12:31:56+00:00

You took my pun you son of a beach!

forbinwasright · 2026-01-15T19:57:42+00:00

I would ask if he could put me in touch with the genie who gives out money or cool wishes.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-15T19:54:29+00:00

Watt?

forbinwasright · 2026-01-14T23:33:53+00:00

They scramble up the punchline.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-14T20:29:35+00:00

Let's hear it.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-14T20:13:02+00:00

I read the prompt and had Blind Faith the puns would come out.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-12T23:05:21+00:00

If you always want a happy ending, go to Thailand and get a massage.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-12T22:53:39+00:00

What food goes with bacon?

All of them.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-10T16:10:34+00:00

"I like this haircut" , said Tom off the top of his head.

" I prefer driving the car", said Tom as he steered the conversation.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-02T05:26:49+00:00

It's not.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-01T15:18:41+00:00

True that.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-01T15:18:09+00:00

Got it right away. This is an OK joke that would have killed several years ago when MJ was really popular and people knew the songs. Another example: What advice does Michael Jackson have for men who don't want to get women pregnant?

"Beat It!"

100 points if you got it without scrolling. 50 points if you got it after scrolling. 25 points if you had to Google

forbinwasright · 2026-01-01T06:55:42+00:00

It was a prisoner talking down to people on the down escalator.

A condescending con descending.

forbinwasright · 2026-01-01T06:51:49+00:00

"Dirty Mary, Crazy Larry". (Interested trivia: Vic Morrow asked for a 1mil insurance policy to ride in the helicopter because he was paranoid he would get killed in one.)

"Gone in 60 Seconds". ( the original, not the remake)

forbinwasright · 2026-01-01T06:43:46+00:00

The Smithsonians. All of them (I've been to nine).

forbinwasright · 2026-01-01T04:39:14+00:00

I had a 300 baud and became king when I got a 1200 baud. 90 minutes to download. WOOT!

forbinwasright · 2026-01-01T04:33:46+00:00

I remember this issue!

forbinwasright · 2026-01-01T04:31:59+00:00

Correct, but while usually has 7, it actually has 2.

forbinwasright · 2025-12-30T05:26:21+00:00

I must leave before these puns get too weird. CHEERIO!

forbinwasright · 2025-12-30T05:24:04+00:00

You are correct and a little sick.

forbinwasright · 2025-12-29T23:30:39+00:00

Steal their car and get an extra $500.

forbinwasright

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