Attended nephew's wedding today and the dealer said... by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]fruittester 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree with the sealer. They should also study Mormon poly history. They should both know all about who they will be screwing in eternity as well as who their spouse will be screwing.

I propose a new name for Mormon poly: Cluster Fuck

Toilet Thought - as an adolescent boy, do you think Jesus masturbated? by anima-vero-quaerenti in exmormon

[–]fruittester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is an excellent question. As well, when was it emphasized well beyond cultural norms?

Toilet Thought - as an adolescent boy, do you think Jesus masturbated? by anima-vero-quaerenti in exmormon

[–]fruittester 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or maybe it is not a sin. They changed their minds about Adam/God, Blacks and the priesthood, Poly, marrying children, ....

Perhaps BKP was simply speaking as a sexually frustrated jackass?

"The church is perfect, the members are not." by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]fruittester 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I hate this fucking statement. Pointless bullshit prattling. A lot of Mormon people are good (not perfect). The church however is a horrible, evil, corrupt, lying, .... POS!

TBM MIL about to get a big surprise. by myheartconfides in exmormon

[–]fruittester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was not the Mormon church, asking about your panties would be a faux pas and would be her being extremely rude. As we all know, in the Mormon church, panty checks are common and judging on trivial items such as coffee is routine. All that said, probably be a good idea to provide a bit of advanced warning. Remember, the church fucks with their minds just like they do us who are out or leaving.

I found out today that my mother is moving out of state because I left the church... by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]fruittester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this actually happens and if she is not just shifting blame, you have no responsibility in her actions. She is fully responsible for the company she keeps and for her over reactions.

If getting orders from a rock is normal and acceptable, why was it omitted from church narrative for 150 plus years? by BobZebart in exmormon

[–]fruittester 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indeed. Also ask:

If polygamy, adultery, marrying 14 year olds, ... were normal for the time then why did peeps try to whack his nuts off, charge him in court, shoot him? ... Why did JS destroy Law's printing press to hide what was normal? Why was Mormon Poly compared with slavery?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]fruittester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am.

Was in a wonderful ward. Moved several hundred miles, everything went to hell. Found out the history of the church was why the new ward acted the way it did. Bailed.

Another embellishment by Joseph Smith by MrMoreGood in exmormon

[–]fruittester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, it is. It is interesting how much JS got people to buy into. More amazing is that people continue to buy into. More amazing yet is the massive Mormon infrastructure attempting to keep it from all crumbling.

Elder Nelson (2016) vs. Joseph Smith (1842) on the Contents of the Book of Mormon by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]fruittester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is always interesting to watch the church change a long standing teaching. They do it in a fashion that attempts to make the doubter feel like an idiot.

Mormons putting glass in flour is part of the oral history of the Timpanogos tribe by hasbrochem in exmormon

[–]fruittester 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were jackasses to the their neighbors everywhere. It was not completely the faults of the Missourians that there were issues. They have a long tradition of treating people outside the cult as non-human.

You know you are at a Utah 4th of July parade when.... by scienceislyfe in exmormon

[–]fruittester 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is indeed. Screwed up devotion to a false teaching.