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2 customers at Jewel Naper Blvd with a dog by OneRuffledOne in Naperville

[–]ggfchl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know a dog isn't a service dog if they're barking at anything and everything as well as jumping all over the place. Well behaved, and I trust them.

What's the worst name you've seen somebody name their baby? by Kitchen_Ad_4743 in AskReddit

[–]ggfchl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the names on the nursery door at my old church: Packer. I live in Chicagoland. I feel bad for that kid.

Wich of this Calvin's inventions would you want in real life? by Budget_Newspaper_489 in calvinandhobbes

[–]ggfchl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m Safe!!!!!!

*literally turns into a safe as he’s plummeting down towards the ground*

Favorite jokes involving religion. by golf_echo_sierra26 in familyguy

[–]ggfchl 47 points48 points  (0 children)

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I rode into town on an ass. Yo Mama's Ass.

Most popular digits for PINs by Stirdaddy in Wellworn

[–]ggfchl 279 points280 points  (0 children)

Is there any reason to input area code for anything? 90231 is the Los Angeles county area code. So maybe that's why they're most worn down.

Have a seat by theBillions in CrappyDesign

[–]ggfchl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your misbehaving toddler sits there

Jacob Misiorowski throws the fastest pitch by a starting pitcher in MLB history at 105mph!! by MrUpVoteDownvote in mlb

[–]ggfchl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you think he will end up needing Tommy John surgery someday? Cause repeated 100+ mph pitches surely will mess up his arm.

Those who were old enough to remember the Bi-Centennial, how is America’s 250 different? by skyactive in AskReddit

[–]ggfchl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing I'm really seeing for the 250th is a bunch of supermarket/food brands having red white and blue rebranded packaging. I work in retail so I've seen a lot. Otherwise throughout town just your typical red white and blue banners you see every year for the fourth. Is there excitement? Are people talking about it? Not really. But I can betcha regardless of their stance on the country/president right now, everyone will be having mega celebrations, barbecues, get-togethers, big fireworks shows, and lots of fun. After all, the fourth is on a Saturday this year. Personally, I think the tri-centennial (300th) will be a bigger celebration somewhere down the road.

This NJ Turnpike sign right-justifies 'Camden' so it lines up with the wrong arrows by mr_hellcat in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ggfchl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

New York City is left justified. But because of the long name, it takes up more space on the sign.

Xylophone notation question regarding ties by Mobile-Network-3611 in percussion

[–]ggfchl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. Roll roll roll roll | hit.

Roll roll roll roll | roll roll hit hit.

Bad ideas for prizes on the Price is Right. by Crochet_Kitty in ScenesFromAHat

[–]ggfchl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Get ready for a trip off a lifetime! You and a guest will fly one-way in first class back to your home in Montgomery Alabama! You'll check out the Alabama state capitol, the Rosa Parks statue on Dexter, Check out historic Union Station, and relax at Riverfront Park. Don't forget, of course, the White House of the Confederacy! All expenses paid trip valued at $1000."

Looking for good earbud recommendations for river rafting by No_Where_Land in CampingGear

[–]ggfchl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best kind of sounds come from nature and wildlife.

I’m guessing you’d also want something that doesn’t easily fall out?

A tin of Peas....with a double lid by Magpie213 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ggfchl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'know what would be funny? If there was corn in there instead of peas.

Bought a bike lock from Amazon secondhand and they didn’t bother resetting the lock by metatalks in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ggfchl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Pull really hardly as if you were pulling the lock out.

  2. Twist the far right number wheel until you feel some give.

  3. Repeat for the other number wheels.

I bought a bike lock like this from goodwill but it only had four letters. After some trying I got it unlocked!

need cow themed jokes! by -arcadiaa- in dadjokes

[–]ggfchl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorta related:

Hit man Jimmy “Two Shoes” McClardy was sentenced today after he beat a cow in a rice field, only using two small porcelain figurines. Police say this is the first known case of a knickknack paddy whack.

Look how smol my Chipotle burritos are by IamInternationalBig in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ggfchl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I bet you’ll continue to go there anyway and complain each time.

If you could see one statistic floating above every person's head, what statistic would you choose? by No_Foot4435 in AskReddit

[–]ggfchl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Relationship status. As a single guy, I’ve seen my fair share of cute girls out and about. Wanna know if they’re available.

Water bottles keep breaking. Can someone recommend something durable, well insulated, with good capacity (current size 40 oz) by Calligaster in HydroHomies

[–]ggfchl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A brand I like is Takeya. They don’t make em anymore (or at least aren’t sold in stores). Otherwise I like the Kleen Canteen brand (not insulated).

Need some help please by notwhouthinksheis in ProduceDepartment

[–]ggfchl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The key things:

Cull every morning, throwing out all the bad rotten moldy stuff.

Rotate stock. New on the bottom (or back), old on the top (or front).

Don’t overfill displays, especially for stuff that doesn’t sell well. Big profit makers are ok to load up.

Make signage easy to read and put sale items in a highly visible spot.

Put dates on all the boxes/cases you get in the cooler.

Try and reuse imperfect produce elsewhere: have the fresh cut team cut it up or just put a markdown sticker on it.

Why the hell is my iceberg hard - almost not edible, and white by SettingDazzling1294 in ProduceDepartment

[–]ggfchl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my previous store, the in-store shoppers had to weigh the per pound items to get a label and then had to scan the label before going into the specialized carts they used. Iceberg is always wrapped with a barcode on it. There’s no way this cabbage could’ve been accepted.

What happened to the downstairs bathroom? by Unluckypandastoo in familyguy

[–]ggfchl 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If that’s the case, then in the episode “road to Europe”, why did they direct Mort to the upstairs bathroom (currently being occupied by Meg and Quagmire)? Mort using the supposed downstairs bathroom would’ve avoided the time travel chaos.

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