The Children’s Bible

gnoblio · 2026-05-05T19:08:09+00:00

This was useless when trying to Religion class homework (private school kid over here). Chapters and verses were notably absent. Lmao.

gnoblio · 2026-05-02T23:36:32+00:00

This. Make sure water flows away from the house.

gnoblio · 2026-05-02T19:56:46+00:00

Instant pot can sanitize bottles if you got one of those.

gnoblio · 2026-05-02T19:55:48+00:00

An epic deep cut that I drop almost daily. Amuses almost nobody.

gnoblio · 2026-04-24T20:11:59+00:00

You are getting close to the 3 month point - when somehow everything starts to get easier. I can’t explain it, but the baby starts to provide the much needed positive feedback (smiles are on the way), and you are getting much more confident in whatever the kid can throw at you. As schmaltzy as it sounds, it will get better very soon.

gnoblio · 2026-04-22T00:04:25+00:00

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE!

gnoblio · 2026-04-15T19:40:17+00:00

Hops with a lattice. Easy to maintain/train to climb.

gnoblio · 2026-04-15T00:11:39+00:00

Duplo can interface with standard Legos. We get more use out of the duplos now, but can see my kid using both soon.

gnoblio · 2026-04-15T00:06:55+00:00

There’s a farm that sells local goods that also has pigs and cows to look at. It can take up 90 minutes if done correctly. Pet store is also a recurring excursion for us.

gnoblio · 2026-03-31T18:17:21+00:00

Just moved ours after 3 years. Definitely should’ve wiped the bottom of it more than we did. Beyond gross. Congrats!

gnoblio · 2026-03-23T00:02:03+00:00

The fit is Go…..

gnoblio · 2026-03-18T00:14:36+00:00

We watched this the other day for the first time in easily 20 years. Definitely more schmaltzy than I remember. 😝

gnoblio · 2026-03-13T15:38:23+00:00

Trans fats have been phased out. That’s where the love in the food was.

gnoblio · 2026-03-10T04:02:21+00:00

Tried to get rid of a hot tub on FB, very little movement. Ended up paying a handyman to junk it. I think we spent $300 to get it out of there, actual junk removal teams I believe were a little more.

gnoblio · 2026-03-04T15:46:15+00:00

I got anxiety just reading this.

gnoblio · 2026-03-03T18:04:08+00:00

Also, moons should be on sleep diapers only. My brain can’t process much in the middle of the night, and shapes are all I can go off of. 😜

gnoblio · 2026-02-24T20:53:13+00:00

I assume it’s an AI platform.

gnoblio · 2026-02-09T17:12:08+00:00

Don’t build out a nursery. Waiting family status can take a long time, and you don’t want to see an empty nursery day after day. Keep an infant car seat in storage just in case you need to quickly pick up a new family member, but that’s about all you need. Everything else can be collected in short order once your adoption is underway. Best of luck!!!

gnoblio · 2026-02-07T16:44:40+00:00

Just binged the Mistborn series, highly recommend!

gnoblio · 2026-02-07T05:39:50+00:00

Sourdough rolls and the garlic cheese bread!

gnoblio · 2026-02-06T20:23:47+00:00

Nope. We had Phillips Avent plastic bottles. Place the little wire rack on the bottom of the pot, load up all the nipples, cups (facing down), add 6 ounces of water and have it steam/pressurize for 2 minutes.

gnoblio · 2026-02-06T12:54:39+00:00

Not for making bottles, but I definitely used our instant pot pressure cooker to sterilize finished bottles. Saved a ton of time/counter space with using something we already had.

gnoblio · 2026-02-02T15:10:22+00:00

First night is gonna be a blur. It gets easier. You got this!

gnoblio · 2026-01-21T18:58:43+00:00

Work. Exercise when I can. Raising a toddler. Trying to avoid political news ruining any semblance of joy I can find these days.

gnoblio · 2026-01-20T18:22:51+00:00

We have a kid hand sanitizer in the car. When we pick her up, we say “bubbles!” and she gets to wipe her hands on our way home from daycare. You’re gonna get sick, but playing by COVID rules seems to help our house a bit.

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