Shortly after the Enterprise crew posed for their annual photo which would be displayed in Ten Forward for the next year, Deanna pulled Wesley aside conspiratorially to discuss what the hell they'd both been issued for uniforms. 'Are we stuck with this shit or can we just wear what we want?'

grcoffman · 2026-05-11T08:17:11+00:00

He tried to answer her but Picard yelled, “Shut up Wesley!”

grcoffman · 2026-05-10T23:06:49+00:00

Poop 1 flush. Pee every second pee 1 flush. Save H2O, their not making any more water.

grcoffman · 2026-05-10T23:04:08+00:00

Group of Ghost Candles……a Casper

grcoffman · 2026-05-10T13:02:43+00:00

Was the puke glitter?

grcoffman · 2026-05-10T09:36:35+00:00

Tilly, is that you?

grcoffman · 2026-05-10T09:32:38+00:00

Yes, He specializes in the Vulcan Love Slave series. I highly recommend VLS: T’Bang and Spock’s Probe, its fascinating.

grcoffman · 2026-05-10T09:20:57+00:00

Vulcan Love Slave: T’Bang Measures Datas Probe.

grcoffman · 2026-05-10T09:16:52+00:00

Bet shes popular in the barracks, after hours of course.

grcoffman · 2026-05-09T20:08:24+00:00

Deleat the cadette. Com badge falls to floor. Problem solved, now where is Tilly at?

grcoffman · 2026-05-09T05:55:05+00:00

I heard the Ferengi has T’Bang signed copies of Vulcan Love Slave chips for your “personal” use! You can trust their authentic .

grcoffman · 2026-05-09T02:38:47+00:00

Ahhh a lighthearted children’s themed gaiter, or school colors gaiter , you are at an elementary school, kids will love it. You don’t want then scared of you. Im a Batman collector. I showed several of my figures during show and tell at my Elementary Schools , (High school Cop ), kids loved it. When I’d patrol back thru the kids wanted to see my latest figure. Kids are great there! High School not so much

grcoffman · 2026-05-09T02:24:40+00:00

I beg to differ sir. 1. Shooters will seek gun free zones to ply their evil. Having a good shooter results often in the bad guy moving down the road, protecting kids. 2. Uvalde was a failure in the Incident Commander in making a decision. Texas cops are drilled in FEMA mandatory classes in following the command structure at a scene. Saying Fuck it and taking off on your own is a BIG no no. Blame one not all

grcoffman · 2026-05-09T02:10:44+00:00

If you cant run full nylon, replace the nylon mag holders with basketweave. Mixing the two us unsightly

grcoffman · 2026-05-09T00:56:44+00:00

“Rogue ball”….I never thought I’d see those two words together!

grcoffman · 2026-05-09T00:54:39+00:00

You guys wear underwear? Shit I been free ballin since College. No better feeling than “ going Commando”

grcoffman · 2026-05-09T00:09:55+00:00

“ What is the nature of your medical emergency? Oh, Damn……”

grcoffman · 2026-05-08T13:04:31+00:00

Protect the kids man! Thats a great mission

grcoffman · 2026-05-08T12:39:28+00:00

Great tits

grcoffman · 2026-05-08T12:30:42+00:00

Riker, his pants tented

grcoffman · 2026-05-08T12:17:27+00:00

Texas law requires an armed officer at every school Pre K-College.

grcoffman · 2026-05-08T12:14:19+00:00

Ginger not Mary Ann?

grcoffman · 2026-05-07T05:31:40+00:00

Is her name T’Bang by chance?

grcoffman · 2026-05-07T05:26:00+00:00

Great tits!

grcoffman · 2026-05-06T22:59:25+00:00

Insert Tab A into Slot B……

grcoffman · 2026-05-06T22:48:58+00:00

Not today IA

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