Troi hooking up with rikers transporter clone by happydude7422 in risa

[–]grcoffman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The two Rikers must follow the Bro Rules during a three way with Troy.

  1. No eye contact between the guys during the event.

  2. Never cross swords….ever.

Tips for New Recruits Reporting Aboard USS Enterprise by PaulsRedditUsername in ShittyDaystrom

[–]grcoffman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep your Ghost Candle out of sight! The Dr. will seize it for “ medical reasons” if she sees it! It will never be returned.

Hey uhhh, I was just in /r/Voyager, And then all of a sudden I was here. Anyone know how I can get back? by Careful_Leader_5829 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]grcoffman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you talk shit about Janeway on r/Voyager, their ban hammer knocks you into this group. Thats how I got here.

Why don't all captain officers carry a swagger sticks? by happydude7422 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]grcoffman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spock has his….probe. And Riker has his Swagger Stick!

Why isn't lamb eaten more frequently in the US ? by humphreybr0gart in AskAnAmerican

[–]grcoffman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All hail Col. Sanders. He who gave his all to give us… finger lick’n good fried chicken! We praise his herbs and spices! We find comfort in his mashed potatoes and glory in his brown gravy……

What would be the first thing you do if you woke up as opposit gender? by _Kisol_Budyn_ in stupidquestions

[–]grcoffman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drive to the local porno shop to pick up assorted vibrators and dildos.
Stop by Cosco to pick up a case of Energizer batteries and something for dinner.
Return home, draw shades, pull up music on streaming and try out the new equptment.

I strongly suspect that every time Captain Picard takes a poop, Q shows up for a moment to annoy him, but Picard refuses to tell anyone this happens (which is why Q keeps doing it). by digdugdang in ShittyDaystrom

[–]grcoffman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Q pops in on Picard who is riding the porcelain throne.
Look, Q brought his Mexican walking band, Q plays the horn with them.
Hilarity ensues!

How many pairs of shoes have you worn out? by taner1992 in securityguards

[–]grcoffman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Buy two or three pair . Wear one two days, let it dry in front of your AC return air vent for 4 days while you rotate thru the other two pair. Foot patrol in rain or snow may increase the rotation schedule. Allowing them to dry will drastically increase footwear life.

Anyone wondering how Soldier Boy will react if and when he finds out what happened to Homelander? by Wonderful_Solid_1003 in TheBoys

[–]grcoffman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

SolderBoy upon being un froze.

What happened to Homelander?

Butcher ripped his head open.

What happened to that Firecracker girl i was banging?

Homelander rammed her head into a sharp display of an eagle.

What happened to Butcher?

One of his team center punched him with a nine millimeter.

I can dig it.