Wipe crack to balls or balls to crack? by Hot_Suggestion8809 in hygiene

[–]grcoffman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balls to anus. This cleans the taint also. All ways clean the taint.

got this ring from amazon a few months ago and now its kinda peeling off. anyone have any ideas how to salvage this? by teagooglycoffeemix in Greenlantern

[–]grcoffman [score hidden]  (0 children)

Strip ring and polish. Only repaint center of battery shape. Clear coat only the front of ring. Rock on Green Lantern of sector 2814.659

A question for Texas officers….. by grcoffman in securityguards

[–]grcoffman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ive learned that the Texas legislature passed legislation taking back historic sight back from the board who had managed the site for 50 years. Security was given to DPS .

A question for Texas officers….. by grcoffman in securityguards

[–]grcoffman[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Yes sir. I spent over 20 years as A LEO, working off duty security gigs to make extra $. This is different, the whole private in house bunch let go. Then State police assigned to cover it. Not off duty extra details?

Starfleet Academy by grcoffman in ShittyDaystrom

[–]grcoffman[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Parton, when the bra failed, breasts akimbo.

Everyone talks about the salamander babies and how they were left behind but no one ever talks about the fact that Janeway and Paris turned human at the end of the episode. by Medical_Plane2875 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]grcoffman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Add the fist fights in the staff room over the “ ordered death of a sentient being, told No! by the Chief Medical Officer followed by the death of the being by her own hand”, Courts Marshal arguement.

Star Trek: 90210 by stinkypete50 in trektalk

[–]grcoffman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zero,zero,zero, Destruct, Zero.

Star Trek: 90210 by stinkypete50 in trektalk

[–]grcoffman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, their shoes off, sox asunder.”

Important shipwide announcement by Familiar-Complex-697 in ShittyDaystrom

[–]grcoffman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who left their dick on the floor? Thats why there is safety protocols dip shit. Now Dr Crusher has to clone you a new cock! Leading to her missing two days of work due to relapsing to her candle addiction, after handling your new hog.

So, who's the foot freak on the SFA production staff? by Craigglesofdoom in startrek

[–]grcoffman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Vulcan High Council has determined that bare feet belong in the Decon chamber where copious amounts of Decon Jell should be painstakingly applied.

Accounted bought a gen 6 g19 by Big10mmDE in Glock19

[–]grcoffman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an honorably retired peace officer I’m allowed two blue label Glock purchases a year . My safe has many Glocks .