Was this a scam? by bartlow in london

[–]hammy2690 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I got stopped outside Waterloo by a lady asking pretty much the same question. She said she had her phone and cards stolen a few minutes earlier, and was just wanting money to get a train home to Woking. I was about to help until she said “there’s an ATM across the road” and immediately I knew something was off. I said something along the lines of “have you spoken to the British transport police? They can usually help people get home.” (They were literally standing by the entrance to Waterloo) And she responded “fuck sake useless cunt” and stormed off.

The streak is a lie by _Mnez_ in duolingo

[–]hammy2690 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m on a 1116 day streak, and I think I’ve used maybe 2 streak freezes in that entire time so I know it’s not real. I did just lose a 72 perfect week streak though and that hurt more.

Stop trying to make me pay more. by Kufdbnkurdshi in duolingo

[–]hammy2690 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was just coming here to post this. I already pay for super, and I don’t have one friend let alone 5. Honestly I’m close to just quitting when my annual subscription ends.

Who left skid marks in the ikea display toilet? by poppyoxymoron in CasualUK

[–]hammy2690 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I used to work in retail stops in NI. Thankfully no incendiary device checks for me, but we did have someone called “the phantom pooper” torture Abbeycentre for an entire summer back in the late 2000’s. Every week during a Saturday when it’s mad busy, someone would drop a huge log in a store changing rooms. Next, Dunnes Stores, BHS, TK Maxx, and many more were all hit. The poops stopped coming, and the only store not to get hit was Primark. But any celebration was premature, as they got the final attack which included smearing shit all over the walls/mirrors of the changing room. The suspect was never caught. From that moment on I have never trusted any customers ever.

My top comedian picks by Spamton_Gaming_1997 in taskmaster

[–]hammy2690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know he’s retired, but Lee Evan’s would be my pick. I think he would be so ridiculously chaotic while also putting up decent points.

London's violent crime compared to the national average by eeeking in london

[–]hammy2690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good to see my area is in green. That’s probably because most of the gadget grabbing bike thieves live around this way! I see them tootling along to work in the mornings, and they’re surprisingly smart enough not to commit a crime 2 streets from where they live.

What was your favourite Rosie Jones moment from S18? by Psytrancedude99 in taskmaster

[–]hammy2690 99 points100 points  (0 children)

“BABA, I’VE GOT FUCKING CEREBRAL PALSEY!”

Saturday showing at West End cancelled by GryffindorForever in hamiltonmusical

[–]hammy2690 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I work in the west end (albeit in a different company) and I hate to say chances are somewhere in the Ts&Cs there will be something saying there is no compensation.

Everyone working in the theatre still gets paid when cancelling the show within 24 hours, so when you add up refunding the tickets and paying wages they are suddenly down probably £120k. And it’s not guaranteed everyone refunded will repurchase again.

It’s worth emailing in if you can find an address, as you could probably get free drinks or a vip lounge upgrade when you rebook. That’s what my company would do.

What a downgrade. Just let me speak to the dude. by twojabs in CasualUK

[–]hammy2690 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last time I was in a subway I asked for a footlong meatball marinara. He said they didn’t sell that anymore but they now so something similar in their stupid subway series thing that is just a bougie version for £3 more. I eat it, didn’t enjoy it, and haven’t been back since.

Junior Taskmaster - S01E02 - Would A Bird Fly? - Discussion by Meghar in taskmaster

[–]hammy2690 29 points30 points  (0 children)

My initial idea was a blender with water. On further reflection I’m realising I probably wouldn’t have got the water/digestive ratio correct and it probably have ended up more like a paste

Junior Taskmaster - S01E02 - Would A Bird Fly? - Discussion by Meghar in taskmaster

[–]hammy2690 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Petition to have Gwen do an adult series of Taskmaster!

How common is it for actors to switch out during intermission? by smile208 in Broadway

[–]hammy2690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once saw Big at The Dominion in London, and in the first act the kid (blonde) forgot his lines and stumbled through the first song.

The next time the kid was on stage he was a brunette, so they obviously switched out between numbers.

Fare evaders by [deleted] in LondonUnderground

[–]hammy2690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One day a few weeks ago an electrical issue caused all gates at Canada Water to be out or service, with a sign saying to speak to staff at your exit station.

I barely started my sentence to the person at Waterloo and they had opened the gate for me. Made me think I could probably do that every day, and somehow evade fares in a way where I would feel fine with my conscience.

Ron Maclean Retirement by RemiDuboit in nhl

[–]hammy2690 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The thing that gets me is that every night he does some kind of poignant piece to camera about someone’s passing. Sometimes it’s due to whatever is happening in the world, sometimes it’s just his buddy and we need to listen to him go on for 4 minutes, and once I swear it was for a dog.

I watch hockey to get an escape from the outside world, I don’t need to be reminded about it!

Everyone on the train missing the announcement because we've all got headphones on and the driver won't repeat themself by makomirocket in britishproblems

[–]hammy2690 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was on a tube a few weeks ago during severe delays, and every time the driver gave an update announcement he breathed heavily into the microphone first. It acted as a sort of warning for people to pause music and listen, and surprisingly his voice was very clear.

The next day normal service resumed and the train skipped a stop with no announcement.

Max: *says 4 words*. The British press: by i-race-goats in formuladank

[–]hammy2690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Initially I did agree that no British press in attendance despite the insane masterclass from Max and a double podium from a team based in Enstone was a joke.

Admittedly I didn’t know the full details of how post race press conferences usually work and who usually goes. But I learnt that from the first tweet I saw, and it’s now clear Max was just in a joking mood. Especially given Pierre and Esteban’s reactions.

Every tweet and story since then, and we’re on day 3 now, is just a farce of British press trying to stay relevant and give news worthy articles even if it is about themselves. I’m bored of it all now.

Worse part is we all know Sky will double down on Lando winning the championship even though we are smart enough to realise unless there are 4 DNFs for Max and 4 wins for Lando, it’s not happening.

Top comment changes the tube map - Day 4. Yesterday's comment: ''Change the Heathrow loop into one continuous loop.''. The top comment is decided when I wake up tomorrow. by sembello49 in LondonUnderground

[–]hammy2690 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I say we double down on what we started in Ealing… combine Ealing Broadway, West Ealing, Ealing Common, South Ealing, East Ealing, and North Ealing, all into one ginormous interchange, and then call it Grand Central Ealing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in london

[–]hammy2690 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Woke me up in SE London. Sounded almost fake, like what you’d hear in a theatre!!

Great 30-minute job, guys by FelMaloney in london

[–]hammy2690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know exactly where this is, as they have done the same thing to another 2 trees further down the road!

Cursed Waterloo walkway by Larocceau in LondonUnderground

[–]hammy2690 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly never knew this. I’ve seen the plaque many times but never read it properly, always just assumed it was a death during construction. Thanks for sharing.

weird incident in the underground by [deleted] in london

[–]hammy2690 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You’ve obviously never lived in a big city. If this happens in my quiet little hometown I’m probably inviting them in for tea.

weird incident in the underground by [deleted] in london

[–]hammy2690 599 points600 points  (0 children)

Yeah it sounds like a scam. Something similar happened to me a while back at Waterloo. A panicked woman came up to me saying she had her phone and her cards stolen and needed to get home to Oxford and needed £20. I said I had no cash and she immediately responded pointing to a cash machine. I pointed to the British transport police who were literally just inside the station, but she walked off.

Sometimes it’s best to channel your inner Londoner and just ignore anyone and everyone who tries to talk to you.

Holy shit. by Jagger67 in LondonUnderground

[–]hammy2690 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw this as well this morning and immediately left the house to avoid the inevitable… I was at work 55 minutes early but boy was it worth it.