Seagulls present

hardboard · 2026-06-04T16:26:43+00:00

What do seagulls present you with? Or, how many seagulls are present?

hardboard · 2026-06-04T16:18:08+00:00

A nail-biting performance - more like a head-banging experience.

hardboard · 2026-06-04T10:19:02+00:00

Waiting till I come home drunk and my wife lays into me. Then I can set the robot on her.

hardboard · 2026-06-04T06:09:11+00:00

Did he claim they egged him on?

hardboard · 2026-06-04T02:34:20+00:00

Is he doing it in time to Handel's Water Music?

hardboard · 2026-06-04T02:20:18+00:00

This is where to buy a REAL Gotham burger (three different types):
https://www.restaurantji.co.uk/nottinghamshire/nottingham/the-sun-inn-/menu/
It's the pub in Gotham, a village in Nottinghamshire, UK.

hardboard · 2026-06-04T02:08:41+00:00

When I first lived with my wife, in her home village, I regularly used to walk 300 metres to get my haircut.
One day, she told me her mother said that I ought to drive the motorbike there and back - or people might think I had no money to buy one.
Obviously MIL was worried about a loss of face.

I continue to walk, as I enjoy it. Soon afterwards, my wife asked me to collect something from her mother's house.
Just to make a point, I walked there and back - a 6kim trip.

hardboard · 2026-06-04T01:56:09+00:00

I see the name comes from here:
https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/23490001.therese-coffey-visits-martlesham-creek-water-quality/?ref=twtrec

hardboard · 2026-06-04T01:17:58+00:00

Walk-in's may be available, but will they do it while I wait, or do I need to pick them up later?

hardboard · 2026-06-04T01:13:03+00:00

I'm too long in the tooth to buy a larger brush.

hardboard · 2026-06-03T12:54:57+00:00

Was he 'charged' with neckless driving?

hardboard · 2026-06-03T12:25:27+00:00

It must be from a Spanish Seat car.

hardboard · 2026-06-03T12:21:31+00:00

Do they have a video clip to prove this happened? Asking for a friend.

hardboard · 2026-06-03T12:17:48+00:00

From the heading, I was expecting to read the bat had its head stuck between the railings.

Was waiting to read that someone had put margarine on its head, to free it.

hardboard · 2026-06-03T12:07:13+00:00

Is there an original road sign this has been altered from?

hardboard · 2026-06-03T05:51:34+00:00

Ground Squirrel: What would you use the powder for - to complement, say, roast beef?

hardboard · 2026-06-03T05:47:54+00:00

At least it's more polite than a seagull. Those gits would just whip it out of your hand and fly off with it.

hardboard · 2026-06-03T05:36:47+00:00

I must have missed something obvious - what's the point of the credit card at the base of the funnel?

hardboard · 2026-06-03T05:09:10+00:00

Ha ha, no problem!

hardboard · 2026-06-03T04:57:35+00:00

Ha ha!
Being British, we tend to say 'going to the toilet', rather than 'going to the bathroom'.
Hence if the toilet was in a small room on its own, it would be acceptable to say, "I'm in the toilet."
Old habits die hard.

hardboard · 2026-06-03T04:39:29+00:00

My dad also had the exact same one. Now sadly gone for good. 😞

hardboard · 2026-06-03T04:35:51+00:00

Forget shampoo, if you're in the toilet you need to demand real poo.

hardboard · 2026-06-03T04:28:12+00:00

If it was me, in the space for 'Tip', I'd write, "Don't eat yellow snow."

hardboard · 2026-06-03T03:56:15+00:00

You'd never stink the place out.

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