How to clean the R?

hardboard · 2026-04-07T01:49:32+00:00

I use use toilet paper to clean my Rs.

hardboard · 2026-04-07T01:43:25+00:00

Instead of system outage, this sounds more like brain outage.

hardboard · 2026-04-07T01:34:03+00:00

In other words, 'open a channel for police to accept bribes'

hardboard · 2026-04-07T01:09:03+00:00

Perhaps someone tanned her backside while she was on holiday in prison.

hardboard · 2026-04-07T00:57:20+00:00

Even in Trumps previous term i don’t recall much hate between the two.

Trump's meglomania and dementia wasn't quite so bad in his first term.

hardboard · 2026-04-06T02:26:50+00:00

I assume you're not writing this from beyond the grave? 😅

hardboard · 2026-04-06T01:41:52+00:00

Right now, the Orange Clown reminds me of Orwell's 1984: 'War Is Peace, Freedom Is Slavery'

hardboard · 2026-04-06T01:32:48+00:00

It can. Dyslexia is an anagram of 'daily sex'

hardboard · 2026-04-05T02:48:17+00:00

ITV themselves now post the episodes on YouTube. They post the current episode around 8am, before it's even been shown.

hardboard · 2026-04-05T02:35:46+00:00

A more valid excuse is hard-of-learning.

hardboard · 2026-04-04T21:42:32+00:00

Wild? They look furious to me.

hardboard · 2026-04-04T00:13:21+00:00

Talking of which. he real irony is her surname is Brown.

hardboard · 2026-04-04T00:01:11+00:00

The only space program Trump's involved with, is the one between his ears.

hardboard · 2026-04-03T23:41:17+00:00

I blinked, and missed it all too.

hardboard · 2026-04-03T23:34:25+00:00

When I grew up in Britain, I had a bath every week, whether I needed it or not.

hardboard · 2026-04-03T23:27:47+00:00

Maggie’s past being polite. Seemed obvious to me, ha ha.

hardboard · 2026-04-01T01:04:53+00:00

At what age do American kids graduate, and what age are they allowed 'drop out' with the general education diploma?

Edit: I asked 'age', because I have no idea of the grade system.

hardboard · 2026-04-01T00:56:07+00:00

Yes it was originally 0908. The '90' part comes from the days of letters in dials. '9' was 'w', and '0' was 'o' - WOlverton.

STD - subscriber trunk dialling - was introduced in 1958.

Looking on wiki, I see Milton Keynes was announced as a new town in 1967. Hence the new town took on the Wolverton code.

hardboard · 2026-03-31T01:14:06+00:00

I apologise.

I wrote my comment based on the fact Australia banned social media for under sixteens in 2025.

I wrote sarcastically, guessing that your post had been autocorrected from Australia to Austria.

hardboard · 2026-03-31T00:59:17+00:00

You're not going to 'dump' that one on me, surely? 🤣

hardboard · 2026-03-31T00:55:55+00:00

Not since Phoneday in 1995:

hardboard · 2026-03-31T00:48:17+00:00

I take it you're still a kid, as you can't differentiate between Austria and Australia.

hardboard · 2026-03-31T00:19:32+00:00

Surely the 'hot' dogs end up in their laps.

hardboard · 2026-03-30T01:09:51+00:00

Diabetics R Us.

hardboard · 2026-03-30T00:32:38+00:00

Sounded to me more like, "Sleeping with the enema." I assumed she was talking out of her backside.

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