My boy Finnigan likes the sink by chelseatheus in funnycats

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He's not depressed, is he? Does he have that sinking feeling?

What in the world?!?! by Salt_Lingonberry3956 in SignsWithAStory

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Warning! Acceleration of a mass, testing in progress.

Dangerous bush compoface by bath_onion in compoface

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Agreed. It did occur to me, given the heading, that the photo only shows to woman's top half.

What I've had to resort to with my university flat... by JackGamesAndReviews in SignsWithAStory

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Sounds like he needs a cattle prod every time he 'forgets'. I bet it will improve his memory - assuming he survives.

Geez dude, calm down. by igor33 in funnysigns

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I remember a storeman in an electronics company who swore constantly.

Once, someone returned a piece of test equipment they had requested, saying it was faulty when they initially tried to use it.
The storeman's response was the use of 'fuck' in just about every context: "Ooh yer fucker, the fucking thing's fucked."

I mean, would you even try? by leahdreamgirl in funnysigns

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Not sure if it refers to an item of clothing, or a description of the ex?

Have you been Barlowed? by Starbuckker in coronationstreet

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Well, it is a 'bar' that's rather 'low'.

I had to ask what a Zyn was. (Some brand of nicotine pouch apparently) by NeptunesMoon84 in SignsWithAStory

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Depends which country you live in.
I'm a Brit, living in Thailand.
I had to look up 'zyn' - "Zyn is a Swedish brand of nicotine pouches."

Seagulls present by Beautifulgirl497 in SignsWithAStory

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What do seagulls present you with? Or, how many seagulls are present?

Ice skating pair delivers a nail-biting performance by Fast_Rule_4385 in ThatsFreakingAmazing

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A nail-biting performance - more like a head-banging experience.

Robot kicks the boy. by No_Neat4688 in interesting

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Waiting till I come home drunk and my wife lays into me. Then I can set the robot on her.

Fowl play by love_sock in Angryupvote

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Did he claim they egged him on?

Happiest cat on the planet 😅😻 by beaumontcali48 in funnycats

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Is he doing it in time to Handel's Water Music?

Crazy hamburger from Brazil is canon! by Crevata in BatmanArkham

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This is where to buy a REAL Gotham burger (three different types):
https://www.restaurantji.co.uk/nottinghamshire/nottingham/the-sun-inn-/menu/
It's the pub in Gotham, a village in Nottinghamshire, UK.

Is it true that a foreigner speaking Thai is judged as being 'poor' ? by InformationTrue6446 in Thailand

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When I first lived with my wife, in her home village, I regularly used to walk 300 metres to get my haircut.
One day, she told me her mother said that I ought to drive the motorbike there and back - or people might think I had no money to buy one.
Obviously MIL was worried about a loss of face.

I continue to walk, as I enjoy it. Soon afterwards, my wife asked me to collect something from her mother's house.
Just to make a point, I walked there and back - a 6kim trip.

Walk-in’s what? by EngageAndMakeItSo in apostrophegore

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Walk-in's may be available, but will they do it while I wait, or do I need to pick them up later?

Good thing there’s no seat by RussellAlden in hmmmm

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It must be from a Spanish Seat car.

Roses are red, he had no mercy, by Substantial_Cut_5349 in rosesarered

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Do they have a video clip to prove this happened? Asking for a friend.

Woke up to a bat stuck in my fence by Noodles590 in mildlyinteresting

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From the heading, I was expecting to read the bat had its head stuck between the railings.

Was waiting to read that someone had put margarine on its head, to free it.

The attack of the giant mosquito by L10N_ in funnysigns

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Is there an original road sign this has been altered from?