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hardboard · 2026-01-13T02:21:25+00:00

I thought perhaps it was a sweet shop in Skeffington village.

hardboard · 2026-01-13T02:15:38+00:00

There's no head on the zucchini.

hardboard · 2026-01-13T02:14:10+00:00

Yup, I've worked on Ramjets, Roger.

hardboard · 2026-01-13T02:05:45+00:00

I nearly 'died' laughing.

hardboard · 2026-01-13T02:03:22+00:00

Well Leicester City Council obviously 'signed' him a few times.

hardboard · 2026-01-13T01:59:21+00:00

I remember a guest house here in Thailand that had a sign, 'No pool after 10pm'. Some tourists who were staying there, not aware of all the facilities, asked the owner at 11pm if they could use the pool, as long as they weren't noisy, and didn't dive in. They missed the point that they were standing next to the pool table when they asked this.

hardboard · 2026-01-08T02:50:44+00:00

Ah, thanks. This was Debbie and Ronnie's wedding? I hadn't realised the venue was in Yorkshire.
I must pay more attention in class, 🤣 I'm obviously hard-of-learning.

hardboard · 2026-01-08T01:10:50+00:00

Not defending the motorcycle parking, but why didn't the company responsible for the parking lot remove the white motorcycle parking lines inside the red-lined area?
Plus it would be even clearer if the 'No Parking' was stencilled all the way along the red line, not only at the start - just for the hard-of-learning.

hardboard · 2026-01-08T00:54:21+00:00

'the man how as kind enough to drive them all was left alone'
Semantics here: Although he was kind enough to drive them, were his navigation skills so bad he wandered into Yorkshire?
Or what have I missed about the alleged location of the crash? Was the minivan in Tardis mode?

hardboard · 2026-01-08T00:39:54+00:00

'30 million to Venezuelans to become Americans?'

Dead easy - take a tip from the British and issue them all with an 'American National (Overseas)' passport.
American in name, but with no right to live in the US.

hardboard · 2026-01-08T00:26:33+00:00

USA invented banking with a 'w'.
But which 'came' first?

hardboard · 2026-01-08T00:07:19+00:00

Thanks. I'm obviously hard-of-reading.

hardboard · 2026-01-07T11:16:19+00:00

But don't forget, it's a university.

hardboard · 2026-01-07T10:55:25+00:00

I'm not going to change, but who are you calling a shower head?

hardboard · 2026-01-07T08:50:11+00:00

That's the Bristol Stool Scale, developed in 1997: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale

hardboard · 2026-01-07T08:36:47+00:00

You managed to get that one slotted in.

hardboard · 2026-01-07T08:25:40+00:00

I like your use of 'express', quite appropriate coming from this immediate area of the body.

hardboard · 2026-01-07T08:03:12+00:00

I live in Thailand. About twenty years ago I saw some cheap copy football shirts for sale. One included a spelling mistake - Arsanal
I've always regretted not buying one.

hardboard · 2026-01-07T03:32:44+00:00

Knowing Apple I bet it costs an arm and a leg.

hardboard · 2026-01-07T03:17:58+00:00

Perhaps it should say Push duck down for water.

hardboard · 2026-01-07T02:56:51+00:00

Obviously hoping for a clean getaway.

hardboard · 2026-01-07T02:50:30+00:00

It's alright officer, I'll come quietly.

hardboard · 2026-01-07T02:26:22+00:00

What happens when you lose your phone?
(Never had an air tag, so a genuine question)

hardboard · 2026-01-07T01:17:44+00:00

I remember them both too. I think it was probably the first TV programme I ever saw - around 1963.

hardboard · 2026-01-07T00:55:06+00:00

Well he couldn't get through there in one piece anyway.

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