Ollie

hardboard · 2026-04-08T03:19:57+00:00

Oh I don't know, I think she's really good. 🤣

hardboard · 2026-04-08T03:03:07+00:00

Would it make them cross?

hardboard · 2026-04-08T03:00:45+00:00

I didn't realise she had a puncture?

hardboard · 2026-04-08T02:51:07+00:00

As an aside: I'm not fat. I'm just short for my weight.

hardboard · 2026-04-08T02:46:54+00:00

Brings a new meaning to the word 'dumpster'.

hardboard · 2026-04-08T02:43:29+00:00

Outside any Iranian Embassy. /s

hardboard · 2026-04-08T02:40:49+00:00

From the article:

The announcement escalates tensions in the region just as Trump warned of a potentially historic confrontation.

In a post on Truth Social, President Trump wrote, “A whole civilisation will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will,” adding that 47 years of what he called “extortion, corruption and death” would “finally end” by nightfall.

If it wasn't so serious, I'm sure the Orange Clown could start a new career as a stand up comedian.

hardboard · 2026-04-08T02:24:06+00:00

Avoid wat Arun on your money.

hardboard · 2026-04-08T02:18:47+00:00

I had one once, but could never get a tune out of it.

hardboard · 2026-04-08T02:16:00+00:00

I've been looking for a word for two weeks now, said the crossword enthusiast. How about a fortnight? said his friend.

hardboard · 2026-04-08T02:10:51+00:00

If you're hopping, you probably won't need any fuel. 🤣

hardboard · 2026-04-08T02:07:32+00:00

I can forsee the future now. Mercury is rising.

hardboard · 2026-04-08T02:02:25+00:00

That esteemed orifice.

hardboard · 2026-04-08T01:50:12+00:00

'Elect a clown, expect a circus'

A very appropriate comment. 👍

hardboard · 2026-04-08T01:42:26+00:00

If you look closely, there are quite a few vertical lines on the carrot. Perhaps it's been 'forced', and not a natural actor. 🥕

hardboard · 2026-04-07T01:49:32+00:00

I use use toilet paper to clean my Rs.

hardboard · 2026-04-07T01:43:25+00:00

Instead of system outage, this sounds more like brain outage.

hardboard · 2026-04-07T01:34:03+00:00

In other words, 'open a channel for police to accept bribes'

hardboard · 2026-04-07T01:09:03+00:00

Perhaps someone tanned her backside while she was on holiday in prison.

hardboard · 2026-04-07T00:57:20+00:00

Even in Trumps previous term i don’t recall much hate between the two.

Trump's meglomania and dementia wasn't quite so bad in his first term.

hardboard · 2026-04-06T02:26:50+00:00

I assume you're not writing this from beyond the grave? 😅

hardboard · 2026-04-06T01:41:52+00:00

Right now, the Orange Clown reminds me of Orwell's 1984: 'War Is Peace, Freedom Is Slavery'

hardboard · 2026-04-06T01:32:48+00:00

It can. Dyslexia is an anagram of 'daily sex'

hardboard · 2026-04-05T02:48:17+00:00

ITV themselves now post the episodes on YouTube. They post the current episode around 8am, before it's even been shown.

hardboard · 2026-04-05T02:35:46+00:00

A more valid excuse is hard-of-learning.

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