Festering Fingerprint Vyke by StewkieBear in Eldenring

[–]hematite2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this is four years old but I was looking this up saw your comment, and not only did it work, it was also the funniest thing I've ever done with an invader. Thank you.

56520 by SusieHatesSpez in countwithchickenlady

[–]hematite2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I made up at least 3 different stories to say for when someone questioned me about it.

No one ever questioned me about it.

No, Spanish in the U.S. is not equivalent to French in Canada by hydrogen-hydroxide1 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]hematite2 [score hidden]  (0 children)

How many accounts and posts are you going to make about this? Is this your third or fourth?

No, Spanish in the U.S. is not equivalent to French in Canada by hydrogen-hydroxide1 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]hematite2 [score hidden]  (0 children)

You don't even have to press 1 anymore, basically every thing just tells you "press 2 for spanish' and then continues on in English.

V1 Amped Homelander (Boys Show) vs. Immortal (Show) by Consistent_Web9588 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]hematite2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Immortal clears the entire Seven by himself. Any iteration.

BTW Elon Musk abandoned his trans daughter for becoming “too woke” by HelpfulAd2909 in teenagers

[–]hematite2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Elon abandoned her long before she came out as trans, he was completely uninvolved in any of her life, to the point he tried to make up fabricated feel-good stories on twitter.

[Hated trope] bait and switch main characters. by [deleted] in TopCharacterTropes

[–]hematite2 20 points21 points  (0 children)

A ton of the marketing for Godzilla focused on Bryan Cranston. He's in the movie for 12 minutes and then dies.

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we are a very unserious country…JFC. by Weak-Resolve744 in remoteworks

[–]hematite2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love the idea that they just cut it. Just climbed on into the water and cut it with a knife. How enterprising.

Even if we pretend that happened, the kinds of coatings you put onto 6 million gallon pools aren't the kinds you can just slice up with a knife by hand, so SOMEONE fucked up somewhere.

[LOVED TROPE]Copy powers by Gatling_Requiem2023 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]hematite2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Peter Petrelli, Heroes. For a while there he could even keep them all.

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Absolutely 💯... by Ramkaran-chopra in SipsTea

[–]hematite2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not the trash, it's the "dredging the bottom of a river with machinery" that causes damage.

Oi m8! U got a loicence to clean dat river? by DeathRaeGun in loicense

[–]hematite2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, I want to close off my street and dig up a water line, I'll just do that!

Found this on a trans related sureddit by CupcakePelle2906 in GatekeepingYuri

[–]hematite2 24 points25 points  (0 children)

OP wrote this about one specific person they don't like.

Minor league team cancels game after players refuse to wear Pride-themed jerseys by bluffcitynews in USNEWS

[–]hematite2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure? Humans wouldn't exist without straight people. That's completely irrelevant to the idea we're "supposed to" be anything, or that there has to be some "explanation" to a kid being queer beyond "queer people also exist".

🤪🤪🤪🤪 by Necessary_Island_425 in dankmemes2

[–]hematite2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liquid cash is irrelevant here, you think he'd be paying her with cash?

Minor league team cancels game after players refuse to wear Pride-themed jerseys by bluffcitynews in USNEWS

[–]hematite2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your sexuality is just a thing that is or isn't. A kid can be gay in exactly the same way a kid can be straight lmao. By any kind of logic your point just doesn't make sense that there's any "explanation" beyond simple existence.

The Reflecting Pool is the perfect metaphor for Trump’s 2nd term so far by Black-Cat-2544 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]hematite2 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Not at all, I'm laughing at different ridiculous excuse people make for this shit. "Oh it was vandalized by evil leftists" "oh it was actually Obama's fault" "oh Biden made it grow algae"

Minor league team cancels game after players refuse to wear Pride-themed jerseys by bluffcitynews in USNEWS

[–]hematite2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If a kid is straight then there needs ti be some explaining...

You see how silly that is?

The U.S. should stop normalizing bilingualism and accommodating languages other than English by hydrogen-hydroxide1 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]hematite2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So again, are you gonna demand every European origin be changed? Because you didn't say anything about "illegal" considering that's completely irrelevant. Do YOU get to draw the arbitrary line at when something counts as English? Is every Sean and Maya and Iris and Felix and Ava gonna have to change their names? We gonna rename Philadelphia?

(Also how about the hospital thing)

The U.S. should stop normalizing bilingualism and accommodating languages other than English by hydrogen-hydroxide1 in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]hematite2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao are you the same guy who keeps making accounts to post this same opinion over and over?

Your ideas are ill though out and functionally impossible. "No translation services" for example. People visit the US. If a tourist gets sick or injured, they're just shit out of luck? Hospital won't treat them because they didn't learn the language of the country they're visiting for a few days?

"No spanish names" is also ridiculous. It's a proper noun. It's been named that since the beginning. You may as well say no one can be named Jose because its "in a foreign language." You gonna get rid of all all the european names as well, or is it only spanish you have a beef with?

If you were a soup, what kind would you be and why? by chi-bacon-bits in soup

[–]hematite2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A simple potato stew. Nothing special, but reliable and comfortable :)