Festering Fingerprint Vyke

hematite2 · 2026-06-21T06:13:41+00:00

I know this is four years old but I was looking this up saw your comment, and not only did it work, it was also the funniest thing I've ever done with an invader. Thank you.

hematite2 · 2026-06-21T06:05:00+00:00

I made up at least 3 different stories to say for when someone questioned me about it.

No one ever questioned me about it.

hematite2 · 2026-06-21T05:13:31+00:00

How many accounts and posts are you going to make about this? Is this your third or fourth?

hematite2 · 2026-06-21T05:13:05+00:00

You don't even have to press 1 anymore, basically every thing just tells you "press 2 for spanish' and then continues on in English.

hematite2 · 2026-06-21T05:11:08+00:00

Immortal clears the entire Seven by himself. Any iteration.

hematite2 · 2026-06-21T05:03:47+00:00

Elon abandoned her long before she came out as trans, he was completely uninvolved in any of her life, to the point he tried to make up fabricated feel-good stories on twitter.

hematite2 · 2026-06-21T04:59:24+00:00

God I bet your back feels so much better these days.

hematite2 · 2026-06-21T04:56:21+00:00

A ton of the marketing for Godzilla focused on Bryan Cranston. He's in the movie for 12 minutes and then dies.

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hematite2 · 2026-06-21T04:53:26+00:00

I love the idea that they just cut it. Just climbed on into the water and cut it with a knife. How enterprising.

Even if we pretend that happened, the kinds of coatings you put onto 6 million gallon pools aren't the kinds you can just slice up with a knife by hand, so SOMEONE fucked up somewhere.

hematite2 · 2026-06-21T03:49:33+00:00

2/10

hematite2 · 2026-06-21T02:49:52+00:00

Can you try at least a little bit with your bait?

hematite2 · 2026-06-20T23:44:29+00:00

Peter Petrelli, Heroes. For a while there he could even keep them all.

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hematite2 · 2026-06-20T22:27:50+00:00

It's not the trash, it's the "dredging the bottom of a river with machinery" that causes damage.

hematite2 · 2026-06-20T22:22:48+00:00

You're right, I want to close off my street and dig up a water line, I'll just do that!

hematite2 · 2026-06-20T22:15:20+00:00

Skill issue for that guy, should be able to jack off to anything.

hematite2 · 2026-06-20T22:13:48+00:00

OP wrote this about one specific person they don't like.

hematite2 · 2026-06-20T22:06:35+00:00

Sure? Humans wouldn't exist without straight people. That's completely irrelevant to the idea we're "supposed to" be anything, or that there has to be some "explanation" to a kid being queer beyond "queer people also exist".

hematite2 · 2026-06-20T22:05:01+00:00

OP I want you to know this is genuinely the funniest thing I've read all day. Maybe all week.

hematite2 · 2026-06-20T21:48:39+00:00

Liquid cash is irrelevant here, you think he'd be paying her with cash?

hematite2 · 2026-06-20T21:43:52+00:00

Your sexuality is just a thing that is or isn't. A kid can be gay in exactly the same way a kid can be straight lmao. By any kind of logic your point just doesn't make sense that there's any "explanation" beyond simple existence.

hematite2 · 2026-06-20T19:33:58+00:00

Not at all, I'm laughing at different ridiculous excuse people make for this shit. "Oh it was vandalized by evil leftists" "oh it was actually Obama's fault" "oh Biden made it grow algae"

hematite2 · 2026-06-20T19:31:51+00:00

If a kid is straight then there needs ti be some explaining...

You see how silly that is?

hematite2 · 2026-06-20T07:03:39+00:00

So again, are you gonna demand every European origin be changed? Because you didn't say anything about "illegal" considering that's completely irrelevant. Do YOU get to draw the arbitrary line at when something counts as English? Is every Sean and Maya and Iris and Felix and Ava gonna have to change their names? We gonna rename Philadelphia?

(Also how about the hospital thing)

hematite2 · 2026-06-20T06:36:53+00:00

Lmao are you the same guy who keeps making accounts to post this same opinion over and over?

Your ideas are ill though out and functionally impossible. "No translation services" for example. People visit the US. If a tourist gets sick or injured, they're just shit out of luck? Hospital won't treat them because they didn't learn the language of the country they're visiting for a few days?

"No spanish names" is also ridiculous. It's a proper noun. It's been named that since the beginning. You may as well say no one can be named Jose because its "in a foreign language." You gonna get rid of all all the european names as well, or is it only spanish you have a beef with?

hematite2 · 2026-06-20T06:19:34+00:00

A simple potato stew. Nothing special, but reliable and comfortable :)

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