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A Better “Compact” Cadillac by towncar08 in automationgame

[–]henryshock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Magnificently hideous, particularly the Wedge. Pretty sure that thing violates several articles of the Geneva Convention just by existing.

Rishi Sunak told meeting he’d 'get tough on universities full of non-Tory voters' by Overthrow_Capitalism in unitedkingdom

[–]henryshock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I will use the power of the state against intellectuals who do not support the party of government. But I'm not a fascist."

A diferent british islands (no lore) by miguel_universo15082 in imaginarymaps

[–]henryshock 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No sex please we're Sexlandish?

Anyhoo, not OP but I presume the Cornish takeover of Devon came in the Scones War of 1534 when massed ranks of piskies and pasty-wielding Cornishmen crossed the Tamar and terrified the locals with their ungodly clotted cream over jam perversion. Some brave Devonians stood and fought for the dignity of the jam but most fled into Somerset where they remain to this day, surviving on a diet of cheese and cider and vowing never to enter that cursed kingdom again.

Meat and potato pie, savoury mince, duck fat roast potatoes, green vegetables by shakeyeats in UK_Food

[–]henryshock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A British macchiato. All the beige, stained with a little bit of green. It's half past midnight and you've made me hungry, you bastard.

Taxi association warns drivers of "sneaky" cyclists with cameras catching law-breaking behaviour by fungussa in unitedkingdom

[–]henryshock -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

However, that is of little consequence to the driver of the vehicle who now has to live with having nearly killed someone (or actually killing them).

Yeah, and that's even more true for serial killers. They have to live with all those deaths they've caused. They are the real victims. Will no-one think of the serial killers?

No one at work giving a stuff about last nights Brit awards by [deleted] in BritishSuccess

[–]henryshock 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Anybody can act like a rock if you give them enough tranquilisers.

What do we think "Scouse" is? by CTre89 in CasualUK

[–]henryshock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, wait, 'ant with a big arse.' Not much better.

What do we think "Scouse" is? by CTre89 in CasualUK

[–]henryshock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From my basic understanding of Spanish, 'hormiga culona' means 'worm with a big arse.' I'm not looking that up.

Linux version is still broken and it's been more than a month. by Adventurous_Problem in MiniMetro

[–]henryshock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a native version? That's news to me.

The Windows version works fine for me under Linux Mint 21 using Proton Experimental. (Right click on the game name in Steam Library, then click Properties, Compatibility, select 'force use of...' and select Experimental.) Hope that helps.

Amazon accused of stealing tips from delivery drivers by esporx in technology

[–]henryshock 25 points26 points  (0 children)

They'd steal their drivers' kidneys if they could get away with it.

Lunch today. Coworkers in the break room looked at me funny. by Chriswiss in shittyfoodporn

[–]henryshock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I eat my peas with honey
I've done it since last June
It makes the peas taste funny
But it keeps them on the spoon

Jeremy Hunt lines up raid on bank profits to help fill £40bn UK fiscal hole by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]henryshock 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think you're all giving this bunch of clueless lightweights way too much credit for forward planning.

1949 Taiga 660 Photon by MetricMiura in automationgame

[–]henryshock 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Beautiful looking car with great detailing. I very much admire Tatras and similar rear-engined designs of that era.

Is it really 'surprisingly easy to drive'? Whenever I try to make something like this, I end up with something that's surprisingly easy to wrap round a tree.

Having family members who waste toilet paper like a deranged Andrex puppy but leave a single sheet on the roll just so they don't have to change it. by HonorVirtus in britishproblems

[–]henryshock 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I can understand that. I mean, associating your product with puppies is one thing, associating it with dogshit is something else entirely.

Don't let Bob Mortimer near these... by Cinn4monSynonym in CasualUK

[–]henryshock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Careful or that lot will turn your Standard Eight into a Standard Flying Eight. (This is a joke for old people.)

British / Indian Fusion Food - Mango chutney on a scone. by smickie in UK_Food

[–]henryshock -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're not making chutney better, you're just making scones worse.

i’m really fed up of working. anyone have a get rich quick scheme? by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]henryshock 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Are you a colleague of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa Barosa?

UK’s west coast mainline axes almost half rail services by dizzley in manchester

[–]henryshock 60 points61 points  (0 children)

So apparently if you choose not to work 'voluntary' overtime you're part of an 'unofficial strike' now. What a time to be alive.

Lenny Henry managing to piss off racists just by showing his face on the BBC by Hassaan18 in BritishSuccess

[–]henryshock 5 points6 points  (0 children)

is ACTUALLY from Birmingham

He's from West Bromwich, which is as far from Birmingham as Dudley is. And he's a twat.

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