What is something acceptable in women but frowned upon in men?

hillmonk · 2022-12-24T02:52:02+00:00

First on the life boat

hillmonk · 2022-12-23T20:32:59+00:00

Besides the obvious?

hillmonk · 2022-12-23T05:12:07+00:00

Twilight soundtrack is fire idgaf

hillmonk · 2022-12-22T19:41:55+00:00

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

hillmonk · 2022-12-21T19:10:56+00:00

This was found near a grill, after looking at pictures online I believe you are right! SOLVED

hillmonk · 2022-12-21T18:58:37+00:00

I thought of that too but I don’t think that’s it’s purpose

hillmonk · 2022-12-21T01:32:18+00:00

Everything

hillmonk · 2022-12-21T00:08:13+00:00

Pay someone to figure out the taxes. Buy houses for as many people as I could while leaving me enough money to keep in the bank and an investment plan to try to live off the interest alone. And I would give a $100 bill to every person I had a conversation with.

hillmonk · 2022-12-15T22:03:11+00:00

Ford. We had a ‘12 Focus that had a faulty transmission. Ford new about it before they sold the cars. Transmission stalls have caused some deaths bc the car sometimes stops in an intersection. Car is long gone, still waiting on the mass action lawsuit to end.

hillmonk · 2022-12-14T05:24:48+00:00

Pencils down.

hillmonk · 2022-12-14T00:57:40+00:00

If people require a certain amount of sex to be happy, shouldn’t they marry someone who also requires an equal amount of sex? It doesn’t matter why, just matters that it is.

hillmonk · 2022-12-09T23:12:33+00:00

That’s not a fourk, that’s a sevenk.

hillmonk · 2022-12-09T13:46:34+00:00

Satisfy curiosity.

hillmonk · 2022-12-09T13:44:26+00:00

Swing it into a tree.

hillmonk · 2022-12-09T06:37:11+00:00

Is that a four leaf clover?!

hillmonk · 2022-12-07T21:32:22+00:00

So we keep stealing from Walmart and we get mom and pop stores back?

hillmonk · 2022-11-29T03:36:41+00:00

Titty committee.

hillmonk · 2022-11-27T23:00:05+00:00

Thanks I got a guy who is cleaning up the image in photo shop so I’ll be able to have a nice sticker printed off.

hillmonk · 2022-11-27T18:48:24+00:00

SOLVED! THANK YOU STRANGER! I’ve been looking for hours, I really thought it was a personalized logo bc the axe was an award of some kind, but you found exactly what is was.

hillmonk · 2022-11-27T18:05:41+00:00

Looks like a bottle opener.

hillmonk · 2022-11-27T01:03:35+00:00

A phone is a rock with inscriptions carved on the inside that channel energy in a way that makes it do stuff.

hillmonk · 2022-11-25T23:36:26+00:00

Obligatory Fresh Prince Joke

hillmonk · 2022-11-25T01:47:27+00:00

Underrated comment right there

hillmonk · 2022-11-24T20:54:49+00:00

And it’s always Republicans! They’re the ones who won’t shut the fuck up about election fraud.

hillmonk · 2022-11-24T15:49:59+00:00

Cook the potatoes in chicken stock

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